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ROHTAK-BHIWANI AALI BUS THUSA THUS BHAR REE THEE. PAONW TEKAN KI JAGHA BHI KAUNEE THEE. EK TAU 3 AALI SEAT PE CAUTHE (4TH) NO PAR BAITHA JAWE THA. KHADEE SAWAREE USKE RAGADE MAAR KE KADE NU NE AR KADE NE NE JAWE THEE. RAHI SAHI KASAR EK MALHOTRA SAAB NE POOREE KAR DE. MALHOTRA MOOLI KE PARMTHE KHA KE BUS ME CHADH GAYA AR TAU KE DHORE AA KE KHADA HO GAYA.
MADI SE DER MAI MALHOTRA KE MOOLI KE PARAMTHE JOR MARAN LAG GAYE:( HA HA HA, AR MALHTRA NE EK KE BAAD EK BINA AWAAJ KE SADHAND CHODNI SHURU KAR DEE TAU KE MUH PE:confused: AR TAU KADE PARE NE MASKODA MARE KADE URE NE. PAR MALOTRA KI TOP CHALU THEE.

JIB TAU KATI SAD LIYA AR USNE KOI AUR RASTA KONI DIKHA BACHAN KA TE MALHOTRA KA PICHWADA PAKAD KE BOLA: ARRE OH RE TOPACHI...APNE ISE SILENCER KA MUH TU PARLI KANNI KAR LE:p
 
sare ise hi hove se

sanga said:
Malhotra Sahib Kon Dunde ji aapne.
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bhai jith kite bhi moti tond ale ar muh chalate manas dikhe ne.. busss samajh liy yo koi malhotra, chopda, juneja wagera wagera se:D
 
Killki @ top....silencer and MASKODE....Ma'am aap saree pehre baithey issey tai na dikhtey ak issa issa rachh pavega aap dhorey....GAGU@ rachh:D
 
yo ke baat huyee?

sunitahooda said:
Killki @ top....silencer and MASKODE....Ma'am aap saree pehre baithey issey tai na dikhtey ak issa issa rachh pavega aap dhorey....GAGU@ rachh:D
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aa e Sunita! sadi pahere mai sofe pe baithee soo to ke mai jee(dil) kauna le rahee. mai bhi te ise chutkala pe hans saku soo ar suna saku su na?:eek:
 
ha...ha...ha...Jee konya leri....b:Dohot ghana badda JEE le rey ho aptai...arr issa issa JEE manne bi dikhana padd gya tha majbooran.....uss Kapil Sheokand arr Ashok Gehlaut tayin....arr manne bi woh ROG sa katte pachhe bera patya AK MAI BHI JEE LE RI HOON..:D ..KILLKI..:D ..KILLKI..:D ..KILLKI:D ar last mai GAGU:eek:


madhvi said:
aa e Sunita! sadi pahere mai sofe pe baithee soo to ke mai jee(dil) kauna le rahee. mai bhi te ise chutkala pe hans saku soo ar suna saku su na?:eek:
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Kati Theek Kahi...

Jokes about 'Farts' are very popular in the real JATLAND. I heard this some where & want to share it with you all:

Uttam 'Fart' Bhadaka Naam
Siskari, Brahm Hatyari, or
Na Shabdama - Pran Ghatakam.....

Lagey Raho...
 
madhvi said:
ROHTAK-BHIWANI AALI BUS THUSA THUS BHAR REE THEE. PAONW TEKAN KI JAGHA BHI KAUNEE THEE. EK TAU 3 AALI SEAT PE CAUTHE (4TH) NO PAR BAITHA JAWE THA. KHADEE SAWAREE USKE RAGADE MAAR KE KADE NU NE AR KADE NE NE JAWE THEE. RAHI SAHI KASAR EK MALHOTRA SAAB NE POOREE KAR DE. MALHOTRA MOOLI KE PARMTHE KHA KE BUS ME CHADH GAYA AR TAU KE DHORE AA KE KHADA HO GAYA.
MADI SE DER MAI MALHOTRA KE MOOLI KE PARAMTHE JOR MARAN LAG GAYE:( HA HA HA, AR MALHTRA NE EK KE BAAD EK BINA AWAAJ KE SADHAND CHODNI SHURU KAR DEE TAU KE MUH PE:confused: AR TAU KADE PARE NE MASKODA MARE KADE URE NE. PAR MALOTRA KI TOP CHALU THEE.

JIB TAU KATI SAD LIYA AR USNE KOI AUR RASTA KONI DIKHA BACHAN KA TE MALHOTRA KA PICHWADA PAKAD KE BOLA: ARRE OH RE TOPACHI...APNE ISE SILENCER KA MUH TU PARLI KANNI KAR LE:p
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Ma'm katti-ay challe padd diye, topchiiiii.......:D :D :D
 
tera na bera pat-ta

mittu said:
Ma'm katti-ay challe padd diye, topchiiiii.......
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areo khagard mittu,,,,:D ,,,tu nu bata tu yo joke padh key haansya sey akk surprised hoya sey ??:D ?? na tanney likhya >>> hahahah,,, na maja aa gaya,,,,, na ,, good joke,,,,>>>>>>> terey iss chala pat gaya ney kyukar dekhaan ????:p bataiyey ek bey,,,, u key thaaa??:D :D :D
 
Jaggu Sir....aapka yo dekh kai meri kimme himmat si bandhi sai....ek asli ghatna likhoon su....arr Ghatna ke Sir JO ROJ ROJ HO USNE GHATNA THODI....DURGHATNA KEHYA KAREIN....Mere Papa ki adat hai hamesha bohot jorr se paad marya karte arr....jan bhooj kai humare me se kissey ke shyami khade hoke....arr kai baar to hum bachann bhi na paya karte...na bhaj sakein ar baiath sakein....ek barr unhoney jorr se marya ar ghani jorr ki gad-gadahatt kari...main gussey mai boli- Papa ke karo ho aap bhi....nu ni ke sahaj de si nai maar lyo....GAGU@ SAHAJ DE SI....BOle....ITNEY YO DAULDAA SA NA PAAD LYUN ITNEY KE SWAAD SA AAVE SAI....killki and GAGU@ dauldda sa:D


jagmohan said:
Jokes about 'Farts' are very popular in the real JATLAND. I heard this some where & want to share it with you all:

Uttam 'Fart' Bhadaka Naam
Siskari, Brahm Hatyari, or
Na Shabdama - Pran Ghatakam.....

Lagey Raho...
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downtoearth said:
areo khagard mittu,,,, :D ,,,tu nu bata tu yo joke padh key haansya sey akk surprised hoya sey ??:D ?? na tanney likhya >>> hahahah,,, na maja aa gaya,,,,, na ,, good joke,,,,>>>>>>> terey iss chala pat gaya ney kyukar dekhaan ????bataiyey ek bey,,,, u key thaaa?? :D
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rupi dada manne sochi yu ":D :D :D " harya muu jo datre padde hai, iska matlab haasna aye honda hoga!:p
fer bhi madhvi ma'm katti maje karra diye, is chutkale ne.:D :D :D
 
sunitahooda said:
Jaggu Sir....aapka yo dekh kai meri kimme himmat si bandhi sai....ek asli ghatna likhoon su....arr Ghatna ke Sir JO ROJ ROJ HO USNE GHATNA THODI....DURGHATNA KEHYA KAREIN....Mere Papa ki adat hai hamesha bohot jorr se paad marya karte arr....jan bhooj kai humare me se kissey ke shyami khade hoke....arr kai baar to hum bachann bhi na paya karte...na bhaj sakein ar baiath sakein....ek barr unhoney jorr se marya ar ghani jorr ki gad-gadahatt kari...main gussey mai boli- Papa ke karo ho aap bhi....nu ni ke sahaj de si nai maar lyo....GAGU@ SAHAJ DE SI....BOle....ITNEY YO DAULDAA SA NA PAAD LYUN ITNEY KE SWAAD SA AAVE SAI....killki and GAGU@ dauldda sa:D
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hahahahhahhaha killki pe killki pe killkki pe killlki hahahah thambti te na........hahahhahaa mr gya re.........:D:p
sunita nyu kar.........mere babu te fitwa de apne babu ne........competion hon de.......hahahahahhahhaha
katti ya khanni se mhaare bhi meri bebe bhi nyu e bhun bhun karya karre er mere pitaji er mere tau ghanne raazi razzi ......dhratta thaye rehya karen.......
tanne te katti ankhan aage yu nazarra dikha diya .......killki
iinhe te gas ki agency khulwa dyo........:p:D
 
sunitahooda said:
SAHAJ DE SI....BOle....ITNEY YO DAULDAA SA NA PAAD LYUN ITNEY KE SWAAD SA AAVE SAI....killki and GAGU@ dauldda sa:D
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Dolldda sa na padd lyuun..........ha...ha...ha...ha. Maar diye bhai hanssa-2. Bohot badhhiya bebe.
 
eh raakkss

keshavdahiya said:
hahahahhahhaha killki pe killki pe killkki pe killlki hahahah thambti te na........hahahhahaa mr gya re.........:D:p
sunita nyu kar.........mere babu te fitwa de apne babu ne........competion hon de.......hahahahahhahhaha
katti ya khanni se mhaare bhi meri bebe bhi nyu e bhun bhun karya karre er mere pitaji er mere tau ghanne raazi razzi ......dhratta thaye rehya karen.......
tanne te katti ankhan aage yu nazarra dikha diya .......killki
iinhe te gas ki agency khulwa dyo........
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oooooo raakss..............hahahah................thaari agency khoob chhaalegii bhannooooiyooo....................hahahaha...............arr kasar reh jaa te tum doonnu:p:p bhi bharr aaya kariyoo apnnee cylinraan ney osram osraaa...................hahha...........................killkii........pee.............killkiiiiiiiiiiiii..............hahah.................gagu pe gagu.....................hahahah.........@osram osraa.........................hahahaahhahahahahahah............................hahaah...............marr ge reeeeeeee...............hahahahahhaha...................:D:D:D:D:D
 
Arr soch kai dekh.....IMAGINE....saare lain laa kai baithe hon har....kissey ka sahaj dey si likad ja tai...woh rolla karan laag ja ak tawle bharo mera silander....na tai gas waste ho jagi....GAGU@ rolla


ratheetheraist said:
oooooo raakss..............hahahah................thaari agency khoob chhaalegii
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