Tau-tai Ka E-mail Vartalap

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Tai had gone to her mayka with a pledge that IBB KE SEHEJ SI ULTI NAHIN AUNGI AR ISS BUDHHE KE NAAK MEI DUM HO JYAGA. Jib kai din hoge arr tai nahin aai te tau ne ek E-MAIL bhaijwai :


" Batt sunle kadde kisse ki bigaddi handdti ho....3 din ki keh ke gai thi ar aaj satmma din sei.Belwe se munh aali tera yohe faraj banne se? Mheins talle dokke nahin rahe, Katdde ke dast lag rhe, Merre nadd mei chanak aa rhi se.....bess nyu samajh liye ak aakhar ho li se. je manaas sei te pehli bus te aa liye naa te pher koe aur-e toh liye....samajhgi."




TAI KI RETURN MAIL:


" AA gi na akal thhikanne beimaan...khappar bharnne dhandhha peet-2 ke iss dehi ka nass kar liya manne ar 2 laad ke shabad na sune kadde. Issi-e teri maa raand thi...bhairoi ne sari jindgi sukki roti khuwai. Konya aaun sadde audd....jib tahin tu len nahin aawega arr mere bhai aage naak te 3 lakeer nahin kadhhega."
 
This is ultimate Dahiyaji!
Chale te jab patenge jib tau aur tai Video camere ke samne chatting karege!
vo bhi drishya batao ge jara.
 
Ye to kati kaache kaat Deb uncleji.... apni chachi ko bhi assi mail likhi thi kya??... hamme bhi bata do ladkiyon ko kassi mail likhe ki jatpat jaldi ke baat ban jaye:)

-vinod
 
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vinodks said:
Ye to kati kaache kaat Deb uncleji.... apni chachi ko bhi assi mail likhi thi kya??... hamme bhi bata do ladkiyon ko kassi mail likhe ki jatpat jaldi ke baat ban jaye:)

-vinod
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YOU ARE NAUGHTY FOR SURE.....................................BINOD SINGH.
 
Dev JI...Saare din ghade Jao so yeh maanas maar sauda...sahi bataoon to aap te mil ke aapke muh te yeh joke sunan ka kard jee kar rhya sei.....

Laage Raho!!! Aapke margdarshan te bahoot ghane kavi ban gaye Jatland pe...na ykeen aawe to "Time Pass" mein " Baat Mehsoos Karne ki hai" waala thread padh lo bhayio..

Mein to Har roz uska revision sa maar lyun soo....Jano paper dena ho uska... :D :D

Kasoota Impressed Jat,
Anil
 
Kasoota...

Bhai, ek bat we should never miss and that is that TAU & TAI also love each other very much. This type of talk is also indicative of an unbreakable bond between the two. Har ek 'kachodh' mein ek apnapan ar rob chuupa hua hota hai....
 
ghana ND tha

Sir jee yo vartalaap padh ke maje aa gaye kasam se ghana endi thaa....aap kee mails padh ke aa to ja hai mja saa....do keep posting such mails.....
 
ha..ha...ha

spdeshwal said:
This is ultimate Dahiyaji!
Chale te jab patenge jib tau aur tai Video camere ke samne chatting karege!
vo bhi drishya batao ge jara.
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Ristedar pher te challe paat jyange.....kuchh iss trah:




Dono taraff bachhon ne cameras on kar diye ar bole ma dekh Babu......Arr dusari taraf aale bole, babu dekh wa rhi ma.

Tau : Kitt se
Balak: Wa rhi pili chundaddi mei.
Tau : Hambbe ya te koe siwassan si dikhe se?
Balak: Achha tu bujh le nei.
Tau : Prem ki maa se ke?
Tai : Billuttane se muh aale, ek haffte mei shakal bhi bhool gya, beimaan.
Tau : Ha..ha...se te wahe bhai...Haan ibb pichhan li tu.
Tai : Par manne na pichhana tu.
Tau: Kyun albaad karre se....tu manne arr na pichhane.
Tai : Shakal dekh apni....mere khyal mei pachhle saat din te nhaya konya?
Tau: Oe...Hoe...koe panni garam kar ke de....arr manggar masslle te-te nhawan mei gyan aawe.........kher chhodd aur sunna....kadd aweigi...mera te bulladh sa beithh liya se.......marregi ke mannass ne.
Tai : Gandhille, teri akkal beh gi ke...ballak sunnan lagg rhe....sidde ood.
Tau : Teri ye hei baat te yaad awein sein....sunnan de balkan nei?
Tai : Teri te bhaj rhi se saram.......bess mei te challi.
Tau : sunniye......ibbe kitt ja se....rukk jya dukh-sukh te batlaya-e na.
Tai : Tu arr dukh....dukh tera ke mangge....Raanne.
Tau : Kaal aa jyaiye...sunni.
Tai : Konya aaun beimaan....arr mei ya challi.
Tau : Julam ho ge bhai.......pher laiye re iss connection ne ek bei..........................?????????????????????????
 
excellent

Dev Sahab,

You have encorporated the technology in fun, Thats excellent. Now we can classify those jokes as technical hariyanvi JOKES... LOLz
 
Dahiyaji,

Maza aagya! My son was the first one who read this video confressing. He was in tears of laughing . When i asked him about what was he reading? He asked me, " has Dev uncle got an ATM like machine that U slide a card and a Chutkala bahar"?

Thanks


Sateypal
 
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