<<Tau>>

[mansi1218]

Janaani ticket

ek buddha train ki ticket leke train mein peeliya leke ja raha tha ghatri mein ghaaghri or odhni extra the.Tiket checke rne kaha "Tau ticket dikha"
Tau ne ticket dikhayi to majak mein tocket checker kehen lagya"Tau ya te janani tocket sai,teri te jail hogi"
Or aage badhke doosro ki ticket dekhan lagya.Tau ne mauka dekh ke ghaaghri pehen li ar odhni odh lii or lugaai ban gaya.Tciket checker ne dekhya Tau te dress badal gaya,usne aagle station pe jit Tau ne utarna tha station master te kaha "Tau ki ticket dikhiye ,yo janani ban raha sai or us te bujhiye yo te mardaani ticket sai"
Station master ne kaha "Budhiya ticket dikha"
Ticket dekher station master bolya "ya te mardaani ticket sai,teri te jail hogi"
Tau te dattya ni gya or chundri hata ke mooch dikhaayi ar bolya "Su te mard,par is ticket ne mera more bana rakhya sai ar main kya hein jogga na chodda"

 

[dchhill]

frm where do u bring this stuff.................and How r ur studies goin on...........

 

[mansi1218]

my dad dictated me dis joke.by d way whr r u these days Chillu,exams jus got over,missin u

 

[kharb_gaurav]

tau ki tai

nu bata yo tau to theek sai par ya tai kith ja rahi jo yo tau bechara ae fashe hai joke banan nai