Taxi Driver And Passenger
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit
a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
"Lookmate,
don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! "
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little
tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied,
"Sorry, it's not really your fault.Today is my first day as a cab driver -
I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit
a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
"Lookmate,
don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! "
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little
tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied,
"Sorry, it's not really your fault.Today is my first day as a cab driver -
I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."