shailendra
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Bhai sab logank kisee haal sein? kafi din paache site per aa rah sun! Sabne mera Ram-Ram! Lagta hai kafi naye log bhi join kar gaye sen,...un sbne bhi mera," welcome aur namaskar!"
Eeb aap sabke khatir ek joke:
Ek baar kisi school mein 'Teachers Day' manaya ja raha tha. Kindergarten ki teacher ko sabhi baache tofa de rahe thee.
Ek baacha jis ke baap ki phoolon ki dukan thee usne bhi teacher ko gift diya.
Teacher jisko sab ke bare mein pata tha, wo gift bag ko dekh ker boli," Mein bata sakti hun ki yeh kya hoga, phool! kyun sahi na?"...Bacha bola," Bilkul sahi!!!... Per teacher, aapko kese pata chala?" Teacher ne style mein kaha," Oh, bus yunhi!". Phir Toffee wale ki beti ka number ayaa. Teacher ne gift box ko uthaya, upar kar ke dekha, hilaya, aur es baar boli," Mughe es ka bhi pata hai ki yeh kya hoga, Toffee se bhara box!" Jab ladki ne kaha ki sahi hai per teacher aapko kese pata chala, To teacher ne phir wahi bante hue kaha," Bus yunhi pata chal gaya!"
Ab jo gift ayaa wo nanhe pappu ka tha, jis ke baap ki Angrezi Daru ki dukan thee. Teacher ne gift ko utha ker dekha, per wa boond-boond leak kar raha tha! Teacher ne ek bood ungli se chui aur apni jeeb per rakh ker kaha," Yeh to 'Wine' hai, kyun?" Pappu bola ,"Ji nahi". Ab ki baar phir teacher ne jeeb se chata aur kaha, " To phir 'Champagne' hai?"
" Nahi!" Pappu ne is baar bhi sar hila diya. Teacher ne ek akhri baar phir se boond chaati per jab kuch samajh na aya to boli," Bhai main haar gayi, tumhi kaho, kaya hai? Pappu jhat se bola," Ek chota sa, Kutte ka pilla!"
Eeb aap sabke khatir ek joke:
Ek baar kisi school mein 'Teachers Day' manaya ja raha tha. Kindergarten ki teacher ko sabhi baache tofa de rahe thee.
Ek baacha jis ke baap ki phoolon ki dukan thee usne bhi teacher ko gift diya.
Teacher jisko sab ke bare mein pata tha, wo gift bag ko dekh ker boli," Mein bata sakti hun ki yeh kya hoga, phool! kyun sahi na?"...Bacha bola," Bilkul sahi!!!... Per teacher, aapko kese pata chala?" Teacher ne style mein kaha," Oh, bus yunhi!". Phir Toffee wale ki beti ka number ayaa. Teacher ne gift box ko uthaya, upar kar ke dekha, hilaya, aur es baar boli," Mughe es ka bhi pata hai ki yeh kya hoga, Toffee se bhara box!" Jab ladki ne kaha ki sahi hai per teacher aapko kese pata chala, To teacher ne phir wahi bante hue kaha," Bus yunhi pata chal gaya!"
Ab jo gift ayaa wo nanhe pappu ka tha, jis ke baap ki Angrezi Daru ki dukan thee. Teacher ne gift ko utha ker dekha, per wa boond-boond leak kar raha tha! Teacher ne ek bood ungli se chui aur apni jeeb per rakh ker kaha," Yeh to 'Wine' hai, kyun?" Pappu bola ,"Ji nahi". Ab ki baar phir teacher ne jeeb se chata aur kaha, " To phir 'Champagne' hai?"
" Nahi!" Pappu ne is baar bhi sar hila diya. Teacher ne ek akhri baar phir se boond chaati per jab kuch samajh na aya to boli," Bhai main haar gayi, tumhi kaho, kaya hai? Pappu jhat se bola," Ek chota sa, Kutte ka pilla!"