The Birthday Game ;)

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i smacked a stuffed animal Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Kidar hain million dollars?????? Maine to already soch bhi liya ke kaise kharch karunga.
 
keshavdahiya said:
Dr Malik....ek taraf to aap iss site ko sudharne ki baat karte ho aur doosri taraf respected Dr Poonam se poochte ho ki kaunsi daaru pi thi :p
aapse se ummeed nahi thi. ;) :D Jat ladies se bhala aise baat karte hain!! :eek:
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AAe bhai Keshav..taang kheechne ke adhikaar ka patent sirf aapke paas hi naa hai


Or baaki reply dekh le Dr Poonam ki...pad ke yaahan se bhag javega...mainai to gaani ae options di thi bhai...par javab kaati thok ke diya Dr Poonam nai.
 
I had sex.. with my science teacher.. because i can't control myself.

lol.. hahaha... honestly.. its not made up!! 14 nov.. that's ma date! :D
 
Made up ho chahe na...ibb tai bera paat liya....par Babu nai bera patt gya tai ulti tikkatt pakki teri....Chal....ibb kurta badal kai likh dey....bach jyaga tu....Kamlu....keho jayi kamli gallan kardey ho tussi....
fool4love said:
I had sex.. with my science teacher.. because i can't control myself.

lol.. hahaha... honestly.. its not made up!! 14 nov.. that's ma date! :D
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fool4love said:
I had sex.. with my science teacher.. because i can't control myself.

lol.. hahaha... honestly.. its not made up!! 14 nov.. that's ma date!
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oo kamaluu ....... bhaii nu aur bata dey akk wo teacher male tha akk female:eek::eek: .... ??? kilkii pe kilkii rather kilkiiyaann :D:D:D

independence ka najayaj fayada nahi uthna chahiye bhaii.:p;)........ hahahahahaa marreyy bhaaii .. u keyy saudaa suru kar diyaa vikkii ..... hahahahahaha:D:D:D
 
ratheetheraist said:
oo kamaluu ....... bhaii nu aur bata dey akk wo teacher male tha akk female:eek::eek:
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hahahahaahhahaha........................... Rathi yo ke rola se.............. Oye Kamaluu, sab thik thak se ke...... vilaayat jaake change to na ho gaya tera nature ..... heheheheh :) :) :)
 
vijay said:
hahahahaahhahaha........................... Rathi yo ke rola se.............. Oye Kamaluu, sab thik thak se ke...... vilaayat jaake change to na ho gaya tera nature ..... heheheheh :) :) :)
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Nature tak hi seemit rakhna change ko:) suna hai operation se aaj kal bada kuch change ho jata hai:)

Chora Chori ar Chori Chora i mean:p
 
sabb ki bera paat gi...

i had sex with a llama:( bcoz i was high..;)

iss.. bcoz i was high.. nae maada sa dill raakh diya..na tae llama .....?????:(
bhai Vikas...ek aadha or banaa kae lyaa isaa tae...
 
sabb ki bera paat gi...

i had sex with a llama:( bcoz i was high..;)

iss.. bcoz i was high.. nae maada sa dill raakh diya..na tae llama .....?????:(
bhai Vikas...ek aadha or banaa kae lyaa isaa tae...
 
desijat said:
Nature tak hi seemit rakhna change ko:) suna hai operation se aaj kal bada kuch change ho jata hai:)

Chora Chori ar Chori Chora i mean:p
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oowe bhai tu kyun raazi hoya ya khabaar batta ke.....tere ke ji mein sei saachi saachi bataiye.......owe bhai re koi sa jaiyo iske gharan ........ batla ke aaiyo iske ghar kyan te.......;)
iiske lachan kimme thik na laagte manne..........:p :D......hahahhahahhaha
 
ratheetheraist said:
oo kamaluu ....... bhaii nu aur bata dey akk wo teacher male tha akk female:eek::eek: .... ??? kilkii pe kilkii rather kilkiiyaann
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:D :D :D :D Hahahahahahahohohohohohahaha..........theek kaattya rog bhai rathee,eeb na likkhe koye issa issa bhool ke bhi,ar koye likhega to specify b karna padega:cool:

aaj aala se:
I shot a policeman because thats how I roll.
 
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keshavdahiya said:
oowe bhai tu kyun raazi hoya ya khabaar batta ke.....tere ke ji mein sei saachi saachi bataiye.......owe bhai re koi sa jaiyo iske gharan ........ batla ke aaiyo iske ghar kyan te.......;)
iiske lachan kimme thik na laagte manne..........:p :D......hahahhahahhaha
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:( :( :( Mera ghar aalu ne bahu lane ke sapne dekhe , ar chint na kare bahu hi aake ravegi :D
 
oooo Khagadoien ........sharma jaayo...........ke olli-solli bakan lag re thaam...............nu to hamme barra ek jubaan aage madaan pada..koi rok-tok kona...................par maka maadak sa soch-simajh ke to bol lyo.......
 
prashantacmet said:
oooo Khagadoien ........sharma jaayo...........ke olli-solli bakan lag re thaam...............nu to hamme barra ek jubaan aage madaan pada..koi rok-tok kona...................par maka maadak sa soch-simajh ke to bol lyo.......
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assa ke galat bol diya balaku ne:confused:
 
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