dineshmalik
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Once one jat fellow walks in to a Bank & asks for a Loan of 5000$ to visit USA.
The Bank manager asks for the gurantee for the same. Jat bhai says that My Rollce Royce is parked outside. You please check the papers for the same & take the keys. BankManager checks the same, finds everything OK, takes the key & grants the Loan Amount.
Jat Bhai goes to USA & comes back after 15 days. Go to the bank repay the loan with interest. The Bank Manager had a question. He Asks the Jat Bhai that we have checked your account. we found that you are multi millionare. Then why you asked for the Loan?
The Jat Bhai replies that there is a very big problem of parking in this city. So I brought my car to you. You people kept my car safe at a very reasonable price. Thats it.
The Bank manager asks for the gurantee for the same. Jat bhai says that My Rollce Royce is parked outside. You please check the papers for the same & take the keys. BankManager checks the same, finds everything OK, takes the key & grants the Loan Amount.
Jat Bhai goes to USA & comes back after 15 days. Go to the bank repay the loan with interest. The Bank Manager had a question. He Asks the Jat Bhai that we have checked your account. we found that you are multi millionare. Then why you asked for the Loan?
The Jat Bhai replies that there is a very big problem of parking in this city. So I brought my car to you. You people kept my car safe at a very reasonable price. Thats it.