devendramalik
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> A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
> woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> entrance is a description of how the store operates.
> You may visit the
> store ONLY ONCE !
>
> There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
> shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
> choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
> woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
> The second floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
>
> The third floor sign reads:
>
> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
> extremely good looking.
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
> dead good looking and help with the housework.
>
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
> dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
> streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
> sign
> reads:
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
> There are no men on
> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please.
>
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
> exit the building, and have a nice day!
