the problems with girls............

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If u treat her nicely, she says u r in LOVE with her...If u dont , she says u r PROUD......;)

If u dress nicely, she says u r trying to LURE he....If u dont , she says u r frm CHENNAI....:D

If u argue with her, she says u r STUBBORN...If u keep quite, she says u have no BRAINS...:eek:

If u r smarter than her, she will loose FACE...If she is smarter, she is GREAT.....:eek:

If u dont luv her, she tries to POSSESS u....If u luv her, she will try to LEAVE u..(very true huh?):p

If u tell her ur problem, she wil say u r TROUBLESOME...If u dont, she wil say u dont trust her.....;)

If u scold her, u r like a CHACHAA of her....If she scolds u, its because she cares 4 u.....;)

continue..............guys................the problems shall goo on..........khii khii:D:D
 
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ratheetheraist said:
If u treat her nicely, she says u r in LOVE with her...If u dont , she says u r PROUD......;)

If u dress nicely, she says u r trying to LURE he....If u dont , she says u r frm CHENNAI....:D

If u argue with her, she says u r STUBBORN...If u keep quite, she says u have no BRAINS...:eek:

If u r smarter than her, she will loose FACE...If she is smarter, she is GREAT.....:eek:

If u dont luv her, she tries to POSSESS u....If u luv her, she will try to LEAVE u..(very true huh?):p

If u tell her ur problem, she wil say u r TROUBLESOME...If u dont, she wil say u dont trust her.....;)

If u scold her, u r like a CHACHAA of her....If she scolds u, its because she cares 4 u.....;)

continue..............guys................the problems shall goo on..........khii khii:D:D
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Gorru....SIR na laaya tanne VIKAS ke naam aagey....tanne yo sauda itna majakiya lagya akk....baddey-chhotey ki sharam bhool gya barry:mad: :o :(
maverick6238 said:
maaza agaya vikas........carry on .....:D:D:D hihihih
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sunitahooda said:
Gorru....SIR na laaya tanne VIKAS ke naam aagey....tanne yo sauda itna majakiya lagya akk....baddey-chhotey ki sharam bhool gya barry:mad: :o :(
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SUNITA MAM....VIKAS IS LIKE BIG BRO ...TO ME....SO I DONT NEED TO ADD SIR ...JUST TO SHOW PEOPLE THAT I RESPECT HIM....HE KNOWS HOW MUCH I VALUE HIM N THATS ENOUGH...?(WAT DO YOU THINK...?:))


N ANY WAYS ...YO SAUDA MAAZAKIYA TO HAI HI....SACHAI BHI HAI ISSME....:D
 
2 din me tai to SIR se BIG BRO ho gya....fer BARABAR BRO ho jyaga....FER YOUNG BRO .......hahahahahahahahahaha....;) :D :rolleyes: :cool:
maverick6238 said:
SUNITA MAM....VIKAS IS LIKE BIG BRO ...TO ME....SO I DONT NEED TO ADD SIR ...JUST TO SHOW PEOPLE THAT I RESPECT HIM....HE KNOWS HOW MUCH I VALUE HIM N THATS ENOUGH...?(WAT DO YOU THINK...?:))


N ANY WAYS ...YO SAUDA MAAZAKIYA TO HAI HI....SACHAI BHI HAI ISSME....:D
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sunitahooda said:
2 din me tai to SIR se BIG BRO ho gya....fer BARABAR BRO ho jyaga....FER YOUNG BRO .......hahahahahahahahahaha....;) :D :rolleyes: :cool:
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SUNITA MAM SIR BHI TO BADE BHAI KO HI KAHA JATA HAI..... AAP TO MERE PEECHE HI PAD GAYE....:confused::eek:
 
Nice one!

hi,
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BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!! :eek:

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? :D
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! :confused:

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!! :mad:

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.......


hihi.....:D:D:D:D
 
and heres more...

its true...:eek:


how to impress agirl

compliment her.
respect her
honor her
cuddle her
care for her
love her
comfort her
protect her
hold her
spend money for her
wine and dine her
listen her
stand by her
support her
hold her
go to the ends of earth for her

how to impress a boy(thats wat these girls think...but ...;))

just smile once and he is yours.:D:D:D
 
Ringat mai tai tera TEST lyun thi....tanne Jai KILLKI TAULL ka slogan tai chepp liya....par....ke kahun ibb....;) :p :D :) par baat jammi konya....VIKKU tai keh tha akk tu khopar sai....lagya koni....;)
maverick6238 said:
SUNITA MAM SIR BHI TO BADE BHAI KO HI KAHA JATA HAI..... AAP TO MERE PEECHE HI PAD GAYE....:confused::eek:
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Uff ye GOOGLE STUFF.... we are kinda stuffed with it and so is JATLAND....ek ki tai mushkalyan si baan chhuddwai thi GOOGLE mai baddan ki....ibb yo likadd kai na raji....:D
 
rathee bhai..iske aage ki tere bhai te sun


THE CREATURE CALLED WOMEN

IF U R WELL DRESSED,SHE THINKS U R A PLAY BOY
IF you R NOT , SHE THINKS U R A RUGGED.

IF U PRAISE HER, SHE THINKS U R A LIAR
IF U DON'T, U R GOOD 4 NOTHING.
IF U AGREE 2 ALL HER TACTICS,SHE IS ABUSING
IF U DON'T, U R NOT UNDERSTANDING HER.
IF U VISIT HER OFTEN,SHE THINKS U R BORING
IF U DON'T, SHE ACCUSES U OF DOUBLE CROSSING.

IF U VISIT ANOTHER,SHE ACCUSES U OF BEING DITCHER
IF SHE INVITED BY ANOTHER, OH; IT IS NATUREL.

IF U R A MINUTE LATE,SHE COMPLAIN, IT IS HARD 2 WAIT
IF U R IN TIME, SHE THINKS U R CHEAP.

IF U CONTRADICT HER,SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT
IF U DON'T, SHETHINKS U R A FOOL.

IF U R JEALOUS, SHE SAYS UR LOVE IS NOT TRUE.
IF U LISTEN 2 HER, SHE WANTS U 2 TALK.
IF U TALK 2 HER, SHE WANTS U 2 LISTEN.
OH; WOMEN, SO SIMPLE,YET SO COMPLEX,
SO WEAK,YET SO POWERFUL.






ratheetheraist said:
If u treat her nicely, she says u r in LOVE with her...If u dont , she says u r PROUD......;)

If u dress nicely, she says u r trying to LURE he....If u dont , she says u r frm CHENNAI....:D

If u argue with her, she says u r STUBBORN...If u keep quite, she says u have no BRAINS...:eek:

If u r smarter than her, she will loose FACE...If she is smarter, she is GREAT.....:eek:

If u dont luv her, she tries to POSSESS u....If u luv her, she will try to LEAVE u..(very true huh?):p

If u tell her ur problem, she wil say u r TROUBLESOME...If u dont, she wil say u dont trust her.....;)

If u scold her, u r like a CHACHAA of her....If she scolds u, its because she cares 4 u.....;)

continue..............guys................the problems shall goo on..........khii khii:D:D
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i don't know if the problems that you have mentioned are same with every girl..
just wanna say that in complexity of any relationship lies the simplicity as well..
And one more thing, the second line in your poem(is it one?)..
///If u dress nicely, she says u r trying to LURE he....If u dont , she says u r frm CHENNAI....///
I know you must have written it down generally and yet disntinction on the basis
of caste/color/religion like you have said, "if you dont dress nicely she says you are
from chennai" seems to be very offensive..
the pride of jats lies not in the fact
that they should make fun of others(bihari's etc.)... arent there
are successful personalities from chennai? arent all of us human beings first?
Being a jat means to widen the wings of equality of races
and a jat can very well use his strength in lifting up someone
rather than mocking and using the typical jargons. Using such words
seriously affects our ideology in one way or the other.
you tell me yourself, all are jats civilized? 'acceptance' is the word
and 'love' is the tool and 'pride' is the common thread of unity.

Akanksha Chaudhary
 
maverick6238 said:
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!! :eek:

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? :D
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! :confused:

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!! :mad:

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.......


hihi.....:D:D:D:D
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akanksha said:
i don't know if the problems that you have mentioned are same with every girl..
just wanna say that in complexity of any relationship lies the simplicity as well..
And one more thing, the second line in your poem(is it one?)..
///If u dress nicely, she says u r trying to LURE he....If u dont , she says u r frm CHENNAI....///
I know you must have written it down generally and yet disntinction on the basis
of caste/color/religion like you have said, "if you dont dress nicely she says you are
from chennai" seems to be very offensive..
the pride of jats lies not in the fact
that they should make fun of others(bihari's etc.)... arent there
are successful personalities from chennai? arent all of us human beings first?
Being a jat means to widen the wings of equality of races
and a jat can very well use his strength in lifting up someone
rather than mocking and using the typical jargons. Using such words
seriously affects our ideology in one way or the other.
you tell me yourself, all are jats civilized? 'acceptance' is the word
and 'love' is the tool and 'pride' is the common thread of unity.

Akanksha Chaudhary
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:mad: CHENNAI KAA NAAM NAA LO:mad:

Meri kismat futi thi, mein ek hafte ko Chennai gaya tha NIFT mein, ar 4 saal ke course ki baat chodho iste pahle mere maa baap ulte aate mein dilli land bhi kar lia tha:mad:

Sachi kahani -
Mein auto mein college ke 1st day dosto ke sath hostel ja raha tha, Auto wala ke bola - Tamil is national language of India:mad: and Chennai is India n India is Chennai :confused:

Khair isse to nibat lia.

Agle din Orientation tour pe Mahabalipuram gaye wahan beach pe ek bande se baat karne lage dost, u know north indians making fun of south indians, to ek banda kya bola - Jaylalita is PRime Minister of India :eek: Jabki us time Vajpayee ji apni tuti taang ke saath sarkar pe chalte the.
and he even predicted that jaylalita will again be PM of India :eek:
And he was not only 1 person but it was a bunch of them..

Upar se wahan agar dal makhni bhi khao to usme bhi Ajvain aur Kadhipatta milega :eek: *PUKES*


Mein to Wednesday ki shaam ki flight book karake Dilli bhaag aayaa :mad: ar us din ku 3 saal hogaye, am a graduate now, and i have never been back there:mad:
 
sorry i dont want to sound sarcastic or convey any ill feelings, but every one has their own culture, awareness and values. Yes, people in south are not much aware, yes they have their own food habits, yes they have their own way of dressing, the maturity and righteousness lies not in the fact that we should make fun or get disgusted, making fun is not a bad thing auntil it doesnt hurt anyone.. so just because you met few people probably uneducated in chennai like the autowala, its very obvious that they wouldnt be knowing, but without taking side of anyone in particular , i just wanted to say that quoting and seaking like..'oh dun be such a bihari ..n dun speak like a punjabi or dun dress up like ppl from chennai..what impression would it give on your part, it means you are trying to differentiate, surely differences are there and would always be by origin of birth , and yet i only meant that fun should not become a serious cause to cause any one embrassment becasue that not what jats do... they seek pride in giving everyone pride..coz they have it all inherent in them...thats all i meant!

Akanksha Chaudhary..
 
In that case let me depict a short true incident.

I just completed my B.B.A. from Amity, and one day in last sem i was sitting in the class. After half n hour since class started, my fellow classmate knocked the door asking to come in, Mam asked her what is the reason,why is she late and she told something to her and she allowed her in.

Later when i asked her what happened she said - Jat piche pad gaye the, i was driving to college and near GK-2 Chirag Dilli some jats started to follow me and were saying bad words.
Later she realised i was also a jat and made a narrow escape:p

Whenever we have some matter in college 1st thing anyone says is ye Jat bula layega yahan se, panga na le iski back hai.

So it isnt just about BIharis, Madrasis or Sardar, it is same with every caste.
Baniyas are known for thr Kanjuspan, so does Gujratis, Pathans in Pakistan are a replica of Sardars in India.

It is all about taking it as pure fun and to enjoy it, Dusro ke upar sab haste hai, asli hassi wo hai jo khud pe aayee.
 
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