the problems with girls............

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VIKASEE..... Inhabitants of south think that the people who always involve in fight & quarrel , those are called JATS..... they don't think JAT' s as a community & caste.......but the person who always fight & create problem for others that is JAT whether he belongs to any community... my colleagues of CHENNAI think in this way.................
desijat said:
In that case let me depict a short true incident.

I just completed my B.B.A. from Amity, and one day in last sem i was sitting in the class. After half n hour since class started, my fellow classmate knocked the door asking to come in, Mam asked her what is the reason,why is she late and she told something to her and she allowed her in.

Later when i asked her what happened she said - Jat piche pad gaye the, i was driving to college and near GK-2 Chirag Dilli some jats started to follow me and were saying bad words.
Later she realised i was also a jat and made a narrow escape:p

Whenever we have some matter in college 1st thing anyone says is ye Jat bula layega yahan se, panga na le iski back hai.

So it isnt just about BIharis, Madrasis or Sardar, it is same with every caste.
Baniyas are known for thr Kanjuspan, so does Gujratis, Pathans in Pakistan are a replica of Sardars in India.

It is all about taking it as pure fun and to enjoy it, Dusro ke upar sab haste hai, asli hassi wo hai jo khud pe aayee.
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akanksha said:
the maturity and righteousness lies not in the fact that we should make fun or get disgusted, making fun is not a bad thing auntil it doesnt hurt anyone..

Akanksha Chaudhary..
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am sorry if any thing i said hurts anybodys ideology....but as you have said....its just fun....:)
 
some more facts.......:p

Handwriting:​
Men: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.​
Women: Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note.
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Bathrooms:​
Men: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.​
Women: The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items.
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Mirrors:​
Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror.​
Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys' heads.​

Friends:​
Women: Women on a girls' night out talk the whole time.​
Men: Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos" or "got any more beer?"​

Restrooms:​
Women: Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. Women also go to the restroom in packs, at least two women at a time excuse themselves to use the restroom.​
Men: Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"


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Chemistry Of Women

Element : girls

Symbol : GI

Discover : Adam

Occurrence: Cosmetics shops, Beauty parlor,and Girls College etc.

Extraction: It never exists in Free State it is always found in compound state with other element like Mother, Father and brother etc

Physical properties
Since the element is always cooled with the cosmetic it is hard to study its physical properties, however some of them are listed below

1) Always tends to be beautiful
2)Surface Usually covered with a painted film
3)Melts if given special treatment
4)Bitter if incorrectly used.

Chemical properties:

1) It is highly explosive in nature.
2) Its ionization potential is very high.
3) Explodes violently when touched
4) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond etc.
5) Absorbs great quantity of expensive substances.
6) Most Powerful Money Reducing Agent known to Men.



Tests

1) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2) Turns Green when placed besides superior specimen.

Precautions:

1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2) As this compound is very valuable so it should be kept in a container of love and gold
3) Never to handle without a car.
4) Illegal to possess more than one, however several can be maintained at different locations provided that they don't come into contact with each other......:p

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:p
ratheetheraist said:
If u treat her nicely, she says u r in LOVE with her...If u dont , she says u r PROUD......;)

If u dress nicely, she says u r trying to LURE he....If u dont , she says u r frm CHENNAI....:D

If u argue with her, she says u r STUBBORN...If u keep quite, she says u have no BRAINS...:eek:

If u r smarter than her, she will loose FACE...If she is smarter, she is GREAT.....:eek:

If u dont luv her, she tries to POSSESS u....If u luv her, she will try to LEAVE u..(very true huh?):p

If u tell her ur problem, she wil say u r TROUBLESOME...If u dont, she wil say u dont trust her.....;)

If u scold her, u r like a CHACHAA of her....If she scolds u, its because she cares 4 u.....;)

continue..............guys................the problems shall goo on..........khii khii:D:D
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Ya In words of Mr.Chetan Bhagat (write of five point someone)

Girls are Strategic: they will talk about love relationship,and romance and all that crap........but when it comes to fix the deal they will choose the fattest chicken...
 
maverick6238 said:
Element : girls

Symbol : GI

Discover : Adam

Occurrence: Cosmetics shops, Beauty parlor,and Girls College etc.

Extraction: It never exists in Free State it is always found in compound state with other element like Mother, Father and brother etc

Physical properties
Since the element is always cooled with the cosmetic it is hard to study its physical properties, however some of them are listed below

1) Always tends to be beautiful
2)Surface Usually covered with a painted film
3)Melts if given special treatment
4)Bitter if incorrectly used.

Chemical properties:

1) It is highly explosive in nature.
2) Its ionization potential is very high.
3) Explodes violently when touched
4) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond etc.
5) Absorbs great quantity of expensive substances.
6) Most Powerful Money Reducing Agent known to Men.



Tests

1) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2) Turns Green when placed besides superior specimen.

Precautions:

1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2) As this compound is very valuable so it should be kept in a container of love and gold
3) Never to handle without a car.
4) Illegal to possess more than one, however several can be maintained at different locations provided that they don't come into contact with each other......:p

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haan bhai mein YMCA se hoon aur manne aapka number virender siwach ko de diya hai..........he is tractel company........ giving his last sem exams

tell me about you sir
 
misss PETER MERMIER...

Stop preaching!
dis is all meant 4 fun!!
akanksha said:
And one more thing, the second line in your poem(is it one?)..
///If u dress nicely, she says u r trying to LURE he....If u dont , she says u r frm CHENNAI....///
I know you must have written it down generally and yet disntinction on the basis
of caste/color/religion like you have said, "if you dont dress nicely she says you are
from chennai" seems to be very offensive..
the pride of jats lies not in the fact
that they should make fun of others(bihari's etc.)... arent there
are successful personalities from chennai? arent all of us human beings first?
Being a jat means to widen the wings of equality of races
and a jat can very well use his strength in lifting up someone
rather than mocking and using the typical jargons. Using such words
seriously affects our ideology in one way or the other.
you tell me yourself, all are jats civilized? 'acceptance' is the word
and 'love' is the tool and 'pride' is the common thread of unity.

Akanksha Chaudhary
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rathhe ek baat batau
tu kissie din pitega kisse chori te
ratheetheraist said:
If u treat her nicely, she says u r in LOVE with her...If u dont , she says u r PROUD......;)

If u dress nicely, she says u r trying to LURE he....If u dont , she says u r frm CHENNAI....:D

If u argue with her, she says u r STUBBORN...If u keep quite, she says u have no BRAINS...:eek:

If u r smarter than her, she will loose FACE...If she is smarter, she is GREAT.....:eek:

If u dont luv her, she tries to POSSESS u....If u luv her, she will try to LEAVE u..(very true huh?):p

If u tell her ur problem, she wil say u r TROUBLESOME...If u dont, she wil say u dont trust her.....;)

If u scold her, u r like a CHACHAA of her....If she scolds u, its because she cares 4 u.....;)

continue..............guys................the problems shall goo on..........khii khii:D:D
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heres more.....

How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM.



1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away



How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM





1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on
 
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