The Tax Poem

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rajpaldular

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[FONT=Times New Roman, serif][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif]At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Be sure to read all the way to the end![/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Tax his land, [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Tax his bed,[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Tax the table [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]At which he's fed. [/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Tax his tractor, [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Tax his mule, [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Teach him taxes [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Are the rule. [/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Tax his work, [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Tax his pay, [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]He works for peanuts [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Anyway! [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Tax his cow, [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman, serif]
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]to my doom...' [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]When he's gone, [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Do not relax, [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Its time to apply [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]The inheritance tax. [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Accounts Receivable Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Airline surcharge tax[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Airline Fuel Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Airport Maintenance Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Building Permit Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Cigarette Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Corporate Income Tax[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Death Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Dog License Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Driving Permit Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Excise Taxes [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Federal Income Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Federal Unemployment (UI)[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Fishing License Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Food License Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Petrol Tax ( too much per litre) [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Gross Receipts Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Health Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Hunting License Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Hydro Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Inheritance Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Interest Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Liquor Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Luxury Taxes [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Marriage License Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Medicare Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Mortgage Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Personal Income Tax[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Property Tax[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Poverty Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Prescription Drug Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Property Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Provincial Income Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Real Estate Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Recreational Vehicle Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Retail Sales Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Service Charge Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]School Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Telephone Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Telephone, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Vehicle License Registration Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Vehicle Sales Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Water Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Watercraft Registration Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Well Permit Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Workers Compensation Tax [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians? ' [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]I hope this goes around INDIA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!! [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]GO AHEAD - - --be an Indian JAT !!!!!!!!!! [/FONT][/FONT]
[/FONT]
 
rajpaldular said:
[FONT=Times New Roman, serif][FONT=Verdana, sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman, serif]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians? ' [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]I hope this goes around INDIA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!! [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]GO AHEAD - - --be an Indian JAT !!!!!!!!!! [/FONT][/FONT]
[/FONT]
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jataan kay Tax na laagya karta, arr har koi jat na ban sakta !!! :rock:rock
 
but where will the revenue come from.....this is all circulation of money.....u earn, tax paid, services provided, again you pay....n it goes on

haan...one thing is true.....this govt. is imposing high tax these day which they should not
 
rajpaldular said:
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]When he's gone, [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Do not relax, [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Its time to apply [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]The inheritance tax. [/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Accounts Receivable Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Airline surcharge tax[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Airline Fuel Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Airport Maintenance Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Building Permit Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Cigarette Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Corporate Income Tax[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Death Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Dog License Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Driving Permit Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Excise Taxes [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Federal Income Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Federal Unemployment (UI)[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Fishing License Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Food License Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Petrol Tax ( too much per litre) [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Gross Receipts Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Health Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Hunting License Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Hydro Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Inheritance Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Interest Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Liquor Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Luxury Taxes [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Marriage License Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Medicare Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Mortgage Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Personal Income Tax[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Property Tax[/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Poverty Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Prescription Drug Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Property Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Provincial Income Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Real Estate Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Recreational Vehicle Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Retail Sales Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Service Charge Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]School Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Telephone Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Telephone, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Vehicle License Registration Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Vehicle Sales Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Water Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Watercraft Registration Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Well Permit Tax [/FONT]
[FONT=Tahoma, sans-serif]Workers Compensation Tax [/FONT]
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yo do b kyo likh diya bhai ;) :) ;) :)
(Property Tax)
 
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