The top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

[neeti]

Hi all

Here are the few top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

- Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…?? (10 out of 10)
- Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
- Now that's a real tragedy…. (10 out of 10)
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
- Kitne time ke liye -???
- Thanks. I love you, too. (May be u r that much lucky)
- "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ... (sure shoot)
- SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..

These r sum typical one, so all the people there share some of their expriences ...

neeti

 

[yudhvirmor]

Good Joke budy...

 

[fool4love]

after telling her... all those magic/flattering words.... in one breath!!
Girl: kya yaad kar ke aaye ho...
me: ..... aapko dekh ke sab bhool jata hu.. yaad hi karna para..!!
Girl: he he he he.... friends?
me: YEAH (fiuuh... that was easy)

u know the drill... after telling those magic lines.... not in one breath this time!!!

larki ki saheli: ye apne dad se bara darti hai
Girl: agar dad ko pata chal gaya to...??
me: aree.. humne bada garden me gaane gane hain!!
Girl:
yeah... that was the last time i saw her!!

 

[balrajsejwal]

this happenned when i proposed a gal......
me- hi, i want to be ur friend
girl- we are friends
me-how, this is the first time i talk to u
girl- no, i mean we are in same college , so tht"s why
me-ok, but actually am a shy guy and i never proposed a gal b4, i dont knw wht to say , can we more then a friends
girl- why, no i mean , i need some time

 

[desijat]

Haryanavi Ishtyle
If a girl says no then Chep do paani aali ke para

Dikhe 15-16 bees baras ki umar teri rang chattan ki
ke le jegi ke le jana baan chodh de nattan kii

E re teerchi najar lakha ke tanne jan khaahad li meri
saapan bargi ghota parke tanne jeebh kasuti pherii

E banjar khet pada sukha yoo bat dekh raa saman ki
tu hass padi issi lagi jhad yaa ghata uth ri barsan kii

Yaa umar nahi se tarsan kiiii tu damadoll khadi hogiii

Bhaio ya sunne ke baad koi ladki mana kar hi nahi sakti, ar jo kare uste maadi kkoi na pher

 

[downtoearth]

Haryanavi Ishtyle
If a girl says no then Chep do paani aali ke para

Dikhe 15-16 bees baras ki umar teri rang chattan ki
ke le jegi ke le jana baan chodh de nattan kii


Yaa umar nahi se tarsan kiiii tu damadoll khadi hogiii

Bhaio ya sunne ke baad koi ladki mana kar hi nahi sakti, ar jo kare uste maadi kkoi na pher

heheeh,,,, sahi kahi desi jat...............

 

[ratheetheraist]

haha.........

this happenned when i proposed a gal......
me- hi, i want to be ur friend
girl- we are friends
me-how, this is the first time i talk to u
girl- no, i mean we are in same college , so tht"s why
me-ok, but actually am a shy guy and i never proposed a gal b4, i dont knw wht to say , can we more then a friends
girl- why, no i mean , i need some time

bhai balraaj........... jeey english thodi theek bolta tey ke bera itna time na maangti waa..........hehe....... tera tey iss angreji ney nas karwaaya........ ibbey chala ja angreji ka tution lagwaan.....

fer do mhiney paache iss taagey ney renew kariyee arr apni sachi kahani likhiye jismey wa nu kehgi ......... mujhe saram aa rahi hai..........kilkii pe kilkii

 

[ratheetheraist]

haha...........

after telling her... all those magic/flattering words.... in one breath!!
Girl: kya yaad kar ke aaye ho...
me: ..... aapko dekh ke sab bhool jata hu.. yaad hi karna para..!!
Girl: he he he he.... friends?
me: YEAH (fiuuh... that was easy)

u know the drill... after telling those magic lines.... not in one breath this time!!!

larki ki saheli: ye apne dad se bara darti hai
Girl: agar dad ko pata chal gaya to...??
me: aree.. humne bada garden me gaane gane hain!!
Girl:
yeah... that was the last time i saw her!!

sahi kaatya rog bhai kamal........haha................ aurr gawaa ley geet apney fufeey ney......

 

[ratheetheraist]

haha...

Haryanavi Ishtyle
If a girl says no then Chep do paani aali ke para

Dikhe 15-16 bees baras ki umar teri rang chattan ki
ke le jegi ke le jana baan chodh de nattan kii

E re teerchi najar lakha ke tanne jan khaahad li meri
saapan bargi ghota parke tanne jeebh kasuti pherii

E banjar khet pada sukha yoo bat dekh raa saman ki
tu hass padi issi lagi jhad yaa ghata uth ri barsan kii

Yaa umar nahi se tarsan kiiii tu damadoll khadi hogiii

Bhaio ya sunne ke baad koi ladki mana kar hi nahi sakti, ar jo kare uste maadi kkoi na pher

haha............ aur ye parastut kiya vikki ney OFFERON KA OFFER........... PROPOSOON KA PROPOSAL...............kilkiii

maan gey bhai desii.........

 

[desijat]

haha............ aur ye parastut kiya vikki ney OFFERON KA OFFER........... PROPOSOON KA PROPOSAL...............kilkiii

maan gey bhai desii.........

Vikki nam aale sare hi assa intejaam kare aage wale pe shabd hi na rahe bolan layak

 

[anilsangwan]

ND TAAGA REY... Lo bhai 2 kissey...

Sumit Sehrawat, Jatlander aar Infy colleague ne bataya tha.

Sumit ka ek fren tha college mein..KD Jatram..uss ne ek chhori badhiya laagya karti.. bhai ek din waa canteen mein baithee thee, KD ke maar diye pump sumit hor ne...aar bole KD maar de propozz...

KD chala gya bhai uus dhorrey ek Coke ki bottle le ke..aar uske table pe jaa ke bolya ... "Campa Peewegi? " .....yoh tha propoze KD ka ha ha ha ha ha marr gaye bhai haans haans ke jab Sumit ne yoh sunnaya...

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Another old one which I liked:

Chhora : Mein aap se dosti karna chahta hoon. Kya aap interested hain?

Chhori: (Bahot rudely...muh banna ke..) NAHI !!!!

Chhora : Goo kha le fer!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[yashbeniwal]

Chorri maan jaa tu.........

kyon yehbaat bata kai in chorra ka dil todai sai............. yeh baat ke batain ke ho sai....
bechaare kise nai propose karan tai pehlai kai baar sochaienge.......er tanne bera sai soochan taahi deemag cahhieye er jat dimaag tai nahin dil tai soochaai karein.........

er dekh mera experience naa sai naa tai bata deta..ek aadh main bhi...haan may be "BIKKI MAX" help u......................

Hi all

Here are the few top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

- Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…?? (10 out of 10)
- Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
- Now that's a real tragedy…. (10 out of 10)
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
- Kitne time ke liye -???
- Thanks. I love you, too. (May be u r that much lucky)
- "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ... (sure shoot)
- SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..

These r sum typical one, so all the people there share some of their expriences ...

neeti

 

[desijat]

ND TAAGA REY... Lo bhai 2 kissey...



Chhora : Goo kha le fer!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

hahahahaha ndd

 

[rkumar]

ND TAAGA REY... Lo bhai 2 kissey...

Sumit Sehrawat, Jatlander aar Infy colleague ne bataya tha.

Sumit ka ek fren tha college mein..KD Jatram..uss ne ek chhori badhiya laagya karti.. bhai ek din waa canteen mein baithee thee, KD ke maar diye pump sumit hor ne...aar bole KD maar de propozz...

KD chala gya bhai uus dhorrey ek Coke ki bottle le ke..aar uske table pe jaa ke bolya ... "Campa Peewegi? " .....yoh tha propoze KD ka ha ha ha ha ha marr gaye bhai haans haans ke jab Sumit ne yoh sunnaya...

-------------------------------------------------------
Another old one which I liked:

Chhora : Mein aap se dosti karna chahta hoon. Kya aap interested hain?

Chhori: (Bahot rudely...muh banna ke..) NAHI !!!!

Chhora : Goo kha le fer!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

nothing like this...ek damm loha laat, dhartee faad, aur bokke maar....hahahhaa

RK^2

 

[sunitahooda]

Ek chhorey nai chhori ka Gaut na bera tha....Bas naam bera tha, chal padya propose maaran....14th Feb nai ek phool le kai....Bolya.....Can we be friends?
girl: Can we be Brother/sister? Tu phool lyaya kelle kyu na lyaya tera mera gaut ek sai....Koye na Rappiya de de....

 

[rahultokas]

Ek chhorey nai chhori ka Gaut na bera tha....Bas naam bera tha, chal padya propose maaran....14th Feb nai ek phool le kai....Bolya.....Can we be friends?
girl: Can we be Brother/sister? Tu phool lyaya kelle kyu na lyaya tera mera gaut ek sai....Koye na Rappiya de de....

HMM NDIII

 

[anilsangwan]

Theek kaatya rog bebe.....

Ek chhorey nai chhori ka Gaut na bera tha....Bas naam bera tha, chal padya propose maaran....14th Feb nai ek phool le kai....Bolya.....Can we be friends?
girl: Can we be Brother/sister? Tu phool lyaya kelle kyu na lyaya tera mera gaut ek sai....Koye na Rappiya de de....

 

[ram6april]

ND bhai Jelli aaley.....

ND TAAGA REY... Lo bhai 2 kissey...

Sumit Sehrawat, Jatlander aar Infy colleague ne bataya tha.

Sumit ka ek fren tha college mein..KD Jatram..uss ne ek chhori badhiya laagya karti.. bhai ek din waa canteen mein baithee thee, KD ke maar diye pump sumit hor ne...aar bole KD maar de propozz...

KD chala gya bhai uus dhorrey ek Coke ki bottle le ke..aar uske table pe jaa ke bolya ... "Campa Peewegi? " .....yoh tha propoze KD ka ha ha ha ha ha marr gaye bhai haans haans ke jab Sumit ne yoh sunnaya...

-------------------------------------------------------
Another old one which I liked:

Chhora : Mein aap se dosti karna chahta hoon. Kya aap interested hain?

Chhori: (Bahot rudely...muh banna ke..) NAHI !!!!

Chhora : Goo kha le fer!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

bhai Aniley teri ye padh ke mere be yaad aagi jab main JAT college final yr me tha.. mhari saath ek Budh singh hoyaa karta.. ek class junior... unki class me ee ek chori thi.. arr vo uspe LINE maryaa karta.. roz chakar kat-ta jab va tution pe jaanti chahe kite aur jaanti... matta aapni scooter le ke ude ee ke haande jaamta....
ghane ee din hoge ek din maar diye uske pump akk re Budh singh ghane din ho liye ibb maar de offer laage sai waa bhi tanne chave sai..... Budh singh ho gyaa tyaar.... arr jab wa pahoonchi Politechnic ke aage
Budh singh uske aage aa gyaa arr bolyaa...
..
ek be ek mint rukiye.....
chori- .. apni saheli ke saath thi donu ruk gi ar boli .. haan bol...
Budh.... ek mint side me aa jyaa...
chori - kyon ke karegaa taulaa bol aade ee...
Budh-.. uska naam le ke ...i like u
chori-... huuunn....... muh saa bana ke... ar muh chikdyaa ke boli ... aajyaa sain .. i like u... chal aapna kaam kar...
Budh-...Pher ghani kyon bole sai .. dekhi ee naa isi chapkali sii....

arr bhai haam kaii dost khade dekhan .... ghani haansi chuti uss din .. arr jab be Budh singh saami aa jyaa chahe uski baat chal pade waa baat jaroor yaad aaya kare..

 

[dahiyarules]

Chhora : Mein aap se dosti karna chahta hoon. Kya aap interested hain?

Chhori: (Bahot rudely...muh banna ke..) NAHI !!!!

Chhora : Goo kha le fer!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Bhai plzzz......aise joke us time online matt dalaa karoo jab main kaam pe hota hun....

Meri haasne ki dhahaad sunke office mein bhukamp aa gayaa......hahahahaaha

Heres a trick for fellow jatlander bhai log living in the west, who are "very frustrated" for being in a drought ever since they touched the shores.

Dont go and tell a girl that you want to be friends with her. Go and say: hellow, how are. Are you here with someone? (Assuming that it is a social setting)

Anyways, here in the west the most common answer is: Thanks! I already have a boyfriend.(In most cases its a lie. The girls just testing you.)

The trick is to tell the girl that you are perfectly fine with it. You are not interested in any commitments anyways.

Believe it or not, girls are more polygamous than the wildest of our imaginations.

 

[balrajsejwal]

hi

vikas, bhai karr to ryah hoon kosish angrezi sheekan ki, is chakkar mai te england pahunch gya , par laage naa aaoogi manne english.ar rahi baat us chori ki, uste hogi thi friendship.