there is a witch in every woman!

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U MAY HAVE READ THIS BEFORE BUT IS TOO GOOD,:)
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> > Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
> > neighboring kingdom.
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> > The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and
> > ideals.
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> > So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a
>very
> > difficult question.
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> > Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and,
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> > If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
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> > The question was: What do women really want?
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> > Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man,
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> > And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.
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> > But, since it was better than death,
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> > He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
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> > He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:
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> > The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court
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> > jester.
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> > He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory
>answer.
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> > Many people advised him to consult the old witch,
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> > For only she would have the answer.
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> > But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the
>kingdom
> > for the exorbitant prices she charged.
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> > The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk
>to
>the
> > witch.
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> > She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her
>price
> > first.
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> > The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot,
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> > The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table,
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> > And Arthur's closest friend!
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> > Young Arthur was horrified.
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> > She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth,
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> > Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
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> > He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
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> > He refused to force his friend to marry her and
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> > endure such a terrible burden,
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> > But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
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> > He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life.
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> > And the preservation of the Round Table.
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> > Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
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> > Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"
> >
> > She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."
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> > Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a
>great
> > truth.
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> > And that Arthur's life would be spared.
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> > And so it was.
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> > The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
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> > And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
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> > The honeymoon hour approached and,
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> > Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the
>bedroom.
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> > But, what a sight awaited him.
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> > The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the
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> > bed.
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> > The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
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> > The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
>appeared
> > as a witch,
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> > She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the
>time.
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> > And the beautiful maiden the other half.
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> > "Which would you prefer? She asked him.
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> > "Beautiful during the day ... or at night?"
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> > Lancelot pondered the predicament.
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> > During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his
>friends,
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> > But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
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> > Or,
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> > Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
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> > But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate
>moments
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> > (If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
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> > (If you are a woman reading this?) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
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> > What Lancelot chose, is given below:
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> > BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?
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> > Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
>question,
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> > He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
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> > Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
>time.
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> > Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her
>own
> > life.
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> > Now... what is the moral to this story?
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> > The moral is...
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> > 1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
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> > 2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get
>ugly.
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> > So, always remember:
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> > IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!! :-):confused:
 
क्यु मार ए स भाई :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ........ ये तीर त हटा देता ..:cool: :cool: :eek: :eek: .........

चुभो चुभो मार िदये .:p :p ;) :D .........


Kilki @ चुभो चुभो मार िदये
 
hhhmmm

thanx adi 4 ur view.well i m still waiting 4 others u pore in their views also......2 the couple of questions i've mentioned in the story.......

and u my dear friend nashier............y dont u give ur choice of answer.......
 
hi

yeh ladha jiska naam roopak hai,,naari ekta or samman ke khilaf hai.....

isne toh main dekhun ga aaj..ghar toh aan do is ne,,, lugai ne chudail kehta hai...ibbe iske shaadi koni hoi hai...shaadi hone ke baad pooja karee ga..likhva lo chaiye aaj...

isse baat pe ek aur story lo bhi...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman
said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise
that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he
will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman
in
the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in
the
world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's
okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog
then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild
heart
attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and
continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.

















































































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that
women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humour.




after all im his brother how can i be different....
 
sumitsingh said:
yeh ladha jiska naam roopak hai,,naari ekta or samman ke khilaf hai.....

isne toh main dekhun ga aaj..ghar toh aan do is ne,,, lugai ne chudail kehta hai...ibbe iske shaadi koni hoi hai...shaadi hone ke baad pooja karee ga..likhva lo chaiye aaj...

isse baat pe ek aur story lo bhi...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman
said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise
that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he
will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman
in
the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in
the
world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's
okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog
then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild
heart
attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and
continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.

















































































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that
women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humour.




after all im his brother how can i be different....
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भाई के करन लाग रहे सो .....:confused: :confused: .......... फरवरड करो यो करो वो करो ...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ........
भाई के कर ए कापी पस्ट कर क मैल चेप ए के ....:eek: :eek: .............
या आडे ही .....;) ;) ...........
खना भुंडा टेम पास करो सो भाई तम त ..................
बकस दो मरयार ...................

kilki @ फरवरड
 
मेरी तरफ स

कोए बात ना िफर भी यार की त माननी ये पड अगी ..................
भाई यारा के यार स कोए ... बात स ............

पुरा साथ देगे .......... ओर बात िदये भाई र के हुकुम स ............

kilki @ हुकुम

yeh ladha jiska naam roopak hai,,naari ekta or samman ke khilaf hai.....

isne toh main dekhun ga aaj..ghar toh aan do is ne,,, lugai ne chudail kehta hai...ibbe iske shaadi koni hoi hai...shaadi hone ke baad pooja karee ga..likhva lo chaiye aaj...

isse baat pe ek aur story lo bhi...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman
said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise
that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he
will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman
in
the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in
the
world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's
okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog
then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild
heart
attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and
continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.

















































































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that
women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humour.




after all im his brother how can i be different....
 
Well done

sumitsingh said:
yeh ladha jiska naam roopak hai,,naari ekta or samman ke khilaf hai.....

isne toh main dekhun ga aaj..ghar toh aan do is ne,,, lugai ne chudail kehta hai...ibbe iske shaadi koni hoi hai...shaadi hone ke baad pooja karee ga..likhva lo chaiye aaj...

isse baat pe ek aur story lo bhi...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman
said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise
that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in
the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied,
"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he
will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman
in
the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in
the
world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's
okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog
then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild
heart
attack."


Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and
continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.

















































































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that
women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense of humour.




after all im his brother how can i be different....
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Kati sahi baat kahi se bhai! Chori er dmaag- very rare
 
dear friends, you all are wrong here....woman is a treasurable gift of God to every man, only few sensible brains can agree at this point and can explain their value.....i know you all are discussing it with some humorous sense but dear which has a real value can't be taken as a joke.....there is great love and support and a great friend in every woman which every man really needs in his every part of life:) :) .....i know sometimes she really makes you tired when she doesn't get what you want her to understand, and when she get it then she gives you entire happiness which one can never expect....also they never go according to thier choices....first they think about others and then only like to take any decision.....and i think you all are not married till now, that's why always keep yourself busy in such kind jokes.....i wish that you get one soon in your life so that you stop behaving like that.....and if you won't stop then also, then only she can teach you how to behave like gentlemen:D :D
 
choudharyneelam said:
dear friends, you all are wrong here....woman is a treasurable gift of God to every man, only few sensible brains can agree at this point and can explain their value.....i know you all are discussing it with some humorous sense but dear which has a real value can't be taken as a joke.....there is great love and support and a great friend in every woman which every man really needs in his every part of life:) :) .....i know sometimes she really makes you tired when she doesn't get what you want her to understand, and when she get it then she gives you entire happiness which one can never expect....also they never go according to thier choices....first they think about others and then only like to take any decision.....and i think you all are not married till now, that's why always keep yourself busy in such kind jokes.....i wish that you get one soon in your life so that you stop behaving like that.....and if you won't stop then also, then only she can teach you how to behave like gentlemen
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Yes, I am not married. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :p ;)
But What can I say --
I only wanna say, I Love My Mother and Sisters. :) :)
 
choudharyneelam said:
i wish that you get one soon in your life so that you stop behaving like that.....and if you won't stop then also, then only she can teach you how to behave like gentlemen:D :D
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Thanks for Your Good Wishes

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woman

well it ws pleasure hearing frm u such things ...but u havn't answered my question which i've raised in my story.......thtz really important.........wht u wud hav done in tht situation.........????

and my request is too all the jatlanders to express their views aftr going through the story..........and answer those questions given therein......i m waiting!

choudharyneelam said:
dear friends, you all are wrong here....woman is a treasurable gift of God to every man, only few sensible brains can agree at this point and can explain their value.....i know you all are discussing it with some humorous sense but dear which has a real value can't be taken as a joke.....there is great love and support and a great friend in every woman which every man really needs in his every part of life:) :) .....i know sometimes she really makes you tired when she doesn't get what you want her to understand, and when she get it then she gives you entire happiness which one can never expect....also they never go according to thier choices....first they think about others and then only like to take any decision.....and i think you all are not married till now, that's why always keep yourself busy in such kind jokes.....i wish that you get one soon in your life so that you stop behaving like that.....and if you won't stop then also, then only she can teach you how to behave like gentlemen:D :D
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