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Ek din satte apne baabu galyan delhi chala gaya. Canaugh Place place main baabu beta ghooman lag re the, chaan chak saate ek chchory galyan takraa gaya. Chchory gusse main aake boley "stupid", "idiot" cant you see. aar chal padi apne raah ne.

Satte ka babu bolya re chore tane tau meri naak kata di, ke eenhe din khater tuu BA tanhi padhaya tha, wa tana angreji main gaali degi aur tuu chup raha, yo sunke satte nai bhi chcho aagaya, wo bhaaz ke gaya aur chchri ka rasta rauk ke suru ho gaya "to the principal govt high school beri...." arr poori a chchutti ki application suna dii. chchori ke kamay samajh mai na aya ke yo ke horay se, waa haath jod ke boli , mana mmaf karo aur pher chaal padi.

chchori ne haath jpdte dekh satte ke babhu ki chchaati phoolgy. wo satte tayin bola re beta tana tau kamal kar diya, chchori ke haath judwa diye.

satte bolya babu yo ke kamaal tha, jai wa aur dat ja he tau eebe maine Thirsty Crow aur yaad thi:D
 
O Bhai Satabdi express tham jaa madda sa,,,,;) ek din itne suna diye hazama kharab karegaa ke logan ka,,,,:D :D maar diye rai kati tanne tai,,,,:) bhai parveen nu kar waa thristy crow bhi suna de ,,,,, :confused: par sunaaeye ushe chori tai,,, er waa sunte e behosh howagi pakam pakka;) er fer o crow aala paani uske muh pai gernaa padegaa,,,, kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Waa rai daaki swaad de diya,,,,,,,,,,,,,isaa swaad tai kade saaman mai peeng chadi pai bhi nahi aaya,,,,,,hahahahahhaah

pmalhan said:
Ek din satte apne baabu galyan delhi chala gaya. Canaugh Place place main baabu beta ghooman lag re the, chaan chak saate ek chchory galyan takraa gaya. Chchory gusse main aake boley "stupid", "idiot" cant you see. aar chal padi apne raah ne.

Satte ka babu bolya re chore tane tau meri naak kata di, ke eenhe din khater tuu BA tanhi padhaya tha, wa tana angreji main gaali degi aur tuu chup raha, yo sunke satte nai bhi chcho aagaya, wo bhaaz ke gaya aur chchri ka rasta rauk ke suru ho gaya "to the principal govt high school beri...." arr poori a chchutti ki application suna dii. chchori ke kamay samajh mai na aya ke yo ke horay se, waa haath jod ke boli , mana mmaf karo aur pher chaal padi.

chchori ne haath jpdte dekh satte ke babhu ki chchaati phoolgy. wo satte tayin bola re beta tana tau kamal kar diya, chchori ke haath judwa diye.

satte bolya babu yo ke kamaal tha, jai wa aur dat ja he tau eebe maine Thirsty Crow aur yaad thi:D
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bhai beniwal, tera comment tau chutkale tai bhi badhiya sai. Maza aaga padh kai
 
hahahahahaha

:D :D :D :D :D
parr vo chhora canaugh place kyu gaya?
or usney us chchory ko itni incomprehensible story kyu sunayi???
par aapake churmey k pind waala bahut badhiya joke tha--imagine karo--uss sirdaar ke sath kya bani hogi--
hahahahahahahahahaaaahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
pffff...
pmalhan said:
Ek din satte apne baabu galyan delhi chala gaya. Canaugh Place place main baabu beta ghooman lag re the, chaan chak saate ek chchory galyan takraa gaya. Chchory gusse main aake boley "stupid", "idiot" cant you see. aar chal padi apne raah ne.
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pmalhan said:
Satte ka babu bolya re chore tane tau meri naak kata di, ke eenhe din khater tuu BA tanhi padhaya tha, wa tana angreji main gaali degi aur tuu chup raha, yo sunke satte nai bhi chcho aagaya, wo bhaaz ke gaya aur chchri ka rasta rauk ke suru ho gaya "to the principal govt high school beri...." arr poori a chchutti ki application suna dii. chchori ke kamay samajh mai na aya ke yo ke horay se, waa haath jod ke boli , mana mmaf karo aur pher chaal padi.

chchori ne haath jpdte dekh satte ke babhu ki chchaati phoolgy. wo satte tayin bola re beta tana tau kamal kar diya, chchori ke haath judwa diye.

satte bolya babu yo ke kamaal tha, jai wa aur dat ja he tau eebe maine Thirsty Crow aur yaad thi:D
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pmalhan said:
Ek din satte apne baabu galyan delhi chala gaya. Canaugh Place place main baabu beta ghooman lag re the, chaan chak saate ek chchory galyan takraa gaya. Chchory gusse main aake boley "stupid", "idiot" cant you see. aar chal padi apne raah ne.

Satte ka babu bolya re chore tane tau meri naak kata di, ke eenhe din khater tuu BA tanhi padhaya tha, wa tana angreji main gaali degi aur tuu chup raha, yo sunke satte nai bhi chcho aagaya, wo bhaaz ke gaya aur chchri ka rasta rauk ke suru ho gaya "to the principal govt high school beri...." arr poori a chchutti ki application suna dii. chchori ke kamay samajh mai na aya ke yo ke horay se, waa haath jod ke boli , mana mmaf karo aur pher chaal padi.

chchori ne haath jpdte dekh satte ke babhu ki chchaati phoolgy. wo satte tayin bola re beta tana tau kamal kar diya, chchori ke haath judwa diye.

satte bolya babu yo ke kamaal tha, jai wa aur dat ja he tau eebe maine Thirsty Crow aur yaad thi:D
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भाई, थोड़ी थ्यावस ले कै पोस्ट लिख्या कर - मेरे यार, इस हरयाणवी नै भी थोड़ी ठीक ठाक लिख दिया कर । मैं भी कहूं कि ये 'चचोरी' (chchori) और चचाती (chchaati) किस चीज का नाम सै ?
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koi baat nahi deshwal ji laga rehan do baalak sai seekh jaayegaa aap jaise logon se,,,,:D ;) par maine bhi iske speed ghani tez laagai sai er haryanvi kai tai isnai lath de rakha sai kati,,,, :D :p naa maanai u kati,,,,par ke kare ek aadh baalak uth ho jaya kare par ke kite bagaaya jaa sai,,,:D :p

dndeswal said:
भाई, थोड़ी थ्यावस ले कै पोस्ट लिख्या कर - मेरे यार, इस हरयाणवी नै भी थोड़ी ठीक ठाक लिख दिया कर । मैं भी कहूं कि ये 'चचोरी' (chchori) और चचाती (chchaati) किस चीज का नाम सै ?
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Deswal ji, ke karan haryanvi likhni muskil sa, aur wo bhi angreji ke alphbet use karke
 
deeps,

sirdaar ne chhod, nu soch ke dekh uss "pind" gelyya k bani, usski to koi identity hi nahi rahi:p, bakki vo churme ka pind "gurr" ka tha akk "chinni" ka?????, n wasn't dat jat aware f d thing dat churma can be infested by arachnids?????,orr was d train free of all thee troubles????:confused::confused:
 
ek baat sai bhai,,,,,,,,,,,
haryanvi likni mushkil sai par chorri gail takraana er woh bhi cnaught place mai ghana aasaan sai,,,,,kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:eek: :eek: muh paadnaa smiley,,,,,,,,

pmalhan said:
Deswal ji, ke karan haryanvi likhni muskil sa, aur wo bhi angreji ke alphbet use karke
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I request you to correct these mistakes and i am writing as these should be written in proper Phonetical Haryanwi....1.Connaught
2.Chhori
3.Boli
4.Tanne
5.Chho
6.Bhaaj
7.Chhutti
8.Kimme
9.Ho rya sai
10.Maaf
11.Joddtey
12.Babu
13.Chhati....thirsty Crow mai bas ye haraff the jinn pai na chahtey huay bi hansi aagi:o
pmalhan said:
Ek din satte apne baabu galyan delhi chala gaya. Canaugh Place place main baabu beta ghooman lag re the, chaan chak saate ek chchory galyan takraa gaya. Chchory gusse main aake boley "stupid", "idiot" cant you see. aar chal padi apne raah ne.

Satte ka babu bolya re chore tane tau meri naak kata di, ke eenhe din khater tuu BA tanhi padhaya tha, wa tana angreji main gaali degi aur tuu chup raha, yo sunke satte nai bhi chcho aagaya, wo bhaaz ke gaya aur chchri ka rasta rauk ke suru ho gaya "to the principal govt high school beri...." arr poori a chchutti ki application suna dii. chchori ke kamay samajh mai na aya ke yo ke horay se, waa haath jod ke boli , mana mmaf karo aur pher chaal padi.

chchori ne haath jpdte dekh satte ke babhu ki chchaati phoolgy. wo satte tayin bola re beta tana tau kamal kar diya, chchori ke haath judwa diye.

satte bolya babu yo ke kamaal tha, jai wa aur dat ja he tau eebe maine Thirsty Crow aur yaad thi:D
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Sunita jee or deswal jee, apnee bhee ess joke ka kati postmortem kar ke dhar diyaa...


sunitahooda said:
I request you to correct these mistakes and i am writing as these should be written in proper Phonetical Haryanwi....1.Connaught
2.Chhori
3.Boli
4.Tanne
5.Chho
6.Bhaaj
7.Chhutti
8.Kimme
9.Ho rya sai
10.Maaf
11.Joddtey
12.Babu
13.Chhati....thirsty Crow mai bas ye haraff the jinn pai na chahtey huay bi hansi aagi:o
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Killki @ joke....Dahiya Sahab ibb baat aayi samjh mai akk Yash bulana padega? Arr koye se na koye ka tai post-mortem honaye tha...arr aap nai mahra POST-MORTEM ARR MORPHINE KA injection laagta na deekhya....:o :D killkiiiiii@ morphine ka injection
rahultokas said:
Joke,, kittt thaaa iss taaagey mai???:D
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sunitahooda said:
Killki @ joke....Dahiya Sahab ibb baat aayi samjh mai akk Yash bulana padega? Arr koye se na koye ka tai post-mortem honaye tha...arr aap nai mahra POST-MORTEM ARR MORPHINE KA injection laagta na deekhya....:o :D killkiiiiii@ morphine ka injection
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marrr gey bebe hans hans kai,,, lagwaaa e diyaaa Morphine kaa injection,,, killlkii:D
 
arrr ....mera post mortem kyoon karan lag rahee seee, ajj or koyee na fassa kye tharee!!!!:confused:


sunitahooda said:
Killki @ joke....Dahiya Sahab ibb baat aayi samjh mai akk Yash bulana padega? Arr koye se na koye ka tai post-mortem honaye tha...arr aap nai mahra POST-MORTEM ARR MORPHINE KA injection laagta na deekhya....:o :D killkiiiiii@ morphine ka injection
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rahultokas said:
marrr gey bebe hans hans kai,,, lagwaaa e diyaaa Morphine kaa injection,,, killlkii:D
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भाई चाहे ये 'जोक' था या नहीं, इस तागे में हंस-हंस कै तै मरण लाग रहे सो ना ? चलो, कोई तागा तो मिला ! पर भाई किसी से टकरा ना जाइयो, कदे पाछे तैं आवाज आवै - घंटी ना मारी जाती के ?
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rakeshdahiya said:
arrr mere maa....mera post mortem kyoon karan lag rahee seee, ajj or koyee na fassa kye tharee!!!!:confused:
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fassan nai ke hum jaal gair rahe sai,,,,,,,,,,:eek: :eek: hum tai sudhi batlaaya karein koi faso toh faso,,, humnai ke,,,, :confused: er maa - maa mai ke saadhai ebe tai naani bhi yaad aani hai,,,,,,,,,kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,,,,, er post martem karan khaatir doc aandhi e hogi,,,;) ;)
 
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