TIPS for Sardar JI

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pjat_007

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Simple Q and Ans.

Q: Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

Q: How can you tell when a sardar sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: Why can't sardars dial 911?
A: They can not find the eleven on the phone.

Q: How do you keep a Sardar busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: A Sardar going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

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