viveksiwatch
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These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
(all my comments in brackets
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(all my comments in brackets
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- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i
dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u
can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i
working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls
viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours
Regards Somesha ~*~
i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family
from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA
BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with
me forever. She may never create any difficulties in
my life or her life by which the entire life can run
smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so
easy!)
She should be good looking and should have a service.
She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She
should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every
moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese
friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for
my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to
late come on ......... hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because
ofmylucknow i amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot
lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar
Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must
be demanding too much, ain't he?)
i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear
jeans in house but while steping out of house she
should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)
HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO
MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING
TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3
THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND
THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO
MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing)
whatever she may be but she should feel that she is
going to be someone bride and she must think of the
future life if she is toolike this she would bde
called the lady of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me
what this guy wants)
i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my
patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner
has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The
person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND
NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO
GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)
iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister
and fater&mother sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to
get married 'completely'?)
iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one
brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and
tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste
naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or
tailor.??)
my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you
marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me
heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour
'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main
think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good
looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My
father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE
IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purushan)
iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY
HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my
life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is
not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits
girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social
service
(Zebra..???)
i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple
who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME
ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is
yet to find a bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of
all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)
i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her
any treasure. because girl is the mahalakshmi.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd
company which not paying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)
cheers,
~ Vivek
