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By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of
working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you
spending so
much
time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She
has to
be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
parts, all
replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap
that
can
hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything
from a
scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do everything with
only
two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
way!
And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for
one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals
herself when
she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made
her so
soft, Lord." She is soft," The Lord agreed, "but I have also made
Her
tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able
to
reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
woman's
cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you
that you
were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a Tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow,
her
pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and
her
pride." The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.. You thought of everything! Woman is
truly
amazing."
And she is!!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they
carry
burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when
they want
to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a
better
solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and
cheer
when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their
hearts
break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong
when
they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart.
Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or write to you to show how much
they care
about you.
They bring joy and hope.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital Things to say and everything to give.
However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to
forget
their worth...............
working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you
spending so
much
time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She
has to
be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
parts, all
replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap
that
can
hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything
from a
scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do everything with
only
two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No
way!
And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for
one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals
herself when
she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made
her so
soft, Lord." She is soft," The Lord agreed, "but I have also made
Her
tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able
to
reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the
woman's
cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you
that you
were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a Tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow,
her
pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and
her
pride." The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.. You thought of everything! Woman is
truly
amazing."
And she is!!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they
carry
burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when
they want
to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a
better
solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and
cheer
when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their
hearts
break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong
when
they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart.
Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or write to you to show how much
they care
about you.
They bring joy and hope.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital Things to say and everything to give.
However if there's one flaw in women, it is that they tend to
forget
their worth...............