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ek be , ek chhora aapni susrad digar gya. .bina batae ...ar vo bhi din dhale pachhe..uski saasu ne dekhya ek bura-mitha te khatam ho r s er dukan bhi band ho li thi..par bateu aage je bura na bheve to vo rusee....er rusa hua bateu manana bada okha kaam s..ya soch ke saasu ne uske aage saag roti gelyan ek khali katori m 10 rupiye ka lot tek diya..chhora 10 ke lot ne dekh k bolya...ji yo kunsa fason s maan karan ka...maan to jaante haan hoya kare s..saasu boli beta maan konya..bura khatam ho ra tha ..tu nyu laaliye janu bura khan laag raya s..chhora tha-e utt roti kha k usne vo 10 ka lot te thaliya er us katori m 2 ka lot dhar diya..saasu boli beta u k kara.. chhora chhut-tae bolya ...ke ji yo thara bura mane jutha chhod diya...
 
rajkharb said:
ek be , ek chhora aapni susrad digar gya. .bina batae ...ar vo bhi din dhale pachhe..uski saasu ne dekhya ek bura-mitha te khatam ho r s er dukan bhi band ho li thi..par bateu aage je bura na bheve to vo rusee....er rusa hua bateu manana bada okha kaam s..ya soch ke saasu ne uske aage saag roti gelyan ek khali katori m 10 rupiye ka lot tek diya..chhora 10 ke lot ne dekh k bolya...ji yo kunsa fason s maan karan ka...maan to jaante haan hoya kare s..saasu boli beta maan konya..bura khatam ho ra tha ..tu nyu laaliye janu bura khan laag raya s..chhora tha-e utt roti kha k usne vo 10 ka lot te thaliya er us katori m 2 ka lot dhar diya..saasu boli beta u k kara.. chhora chhut-tae bolya ...ke ji yo thara bura mane jutha chhod diya...
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Ha...ha...ha..ha...Katya rogg sa.
 
rajkharb said:
ek be , ek chhora aapni susrad digar gya. .bina batae ...ar vo bhi din dhale pachhe..uski saasu ne dekhya ek bura-mitha te khatam ho r s er dukan bhi band ho li thi..par bateu aage je bura na bheve to vo rusee....er rusa hua bateu manana bada okha kaam s..ya soch ke saasu ne uske aage saag roti gelyan ek khali katori m 10 rupiye ka lot tek diya..chhora 10 ke lot ne dekh k bolya...ji yo kunsa fason s maan karan ka...maan to jaante haan hoya kare s..saasu boli beta maan konya..bura khatam ho ra tha ..tu nyu laaliye janu bura khan laag raya s..chhora tha-e utt roti kha k usne vo 10 ka lot te thaliya er us katori m 2 ka lot dhar diya..saasu boli beta u k kara.. chhora chhut-tae bolya ...ke ji yo thara bura mane jutha chhod diya...
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ha ha. tammne te saasu susra saga ched diya ibb hadde. per bura bhen te mere bheyi od shakkar yaad aagi. kasuta jee karga khaan ka
 
seemasindhu said:
ha ha. tammne te saasu susra saga ched diya ibb hadde. per bura bhen te mere bheyi od shakkar yaad aagi. kasuta jee karga khaan ka
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ha ha ha...aap ka itna kasuta ji dekh ke nyu lage s ek haldiram, nastle er itc aala t kahni pade gi ek ib tam ..bhiji hod sakar ki retort packing karni chalu kar do..is jl ke saare member hatho-haath len ge product ko...ha ha ha

nahi te ke bera aadae koesa bhai kohlu laae pawega thodi si waar paachhe...ghane tej h aade ke jat bhai...ha ha ha
 
rajkharb said:
ha ha ha...aap ka itna kasuta ji dekh ke nyu lage s ek haldiram, nastle er itc aala t kahni pade gi ek ib tam ..bhiji hod sakar ki retort packing karni chalu kar do..is jl ke saare member hatho-haath len ge product ko...ha ha ha

nahi te ke bera aadae koesa bhai kohlu laae pawega thodi si waar paachhe...ghane tej h aade ke jat bhai...ha ha ha
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haldiram te bas bangali suada e banawega er nastle er itc aale te angrez suade hai. kimme desi bulawo...som ya gulaab ne kaho rohtak aale ne
 
seemasindhu said:
haldiram te bas bangali suada e banawega er nastle er itc aale te angrez suade hai. kimme desi bulawo...som ya gulaab ne kaho rohtak aale ne
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Chal e Seema mei arr tu khol dyan ek dukannaddi si...Naam dhardyan ge: Kaka-betti ka dessi dhhabba....arr hudde churma,Paramthhe,Bathuwe ka rayta,Harya saag,Kheer,pudde,gulgulle,Teekadde,Kaddhhe....matlab jissa mossam ho ussi e dish.......Katti asli dahi arr nunni ghee...bebey ghanni nd challegi...soch ke battaiye...arr Sunita nei dandda de ke counter pe bathha dyange arr ow deepakka plate dho de ga arr rahulla dish pakdaweigga bhaj-2 arr Yashsha THE SUSSA panni pya dega angochha sa kandhhe pe ger ke arr Sandeepe nei khzanchi la dyan ge arr Sandesha Bawarchi,arr Vivekka rasoiya.......Ha...ha...ha..ha...bebey ghanni ND dukan chaleiggi....mei churma banna dyungga....arr beech-2 mein ek aadhhi peenddi khayein bi jangga...ha..ha..ha..ha.
 
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devdahiya said:
Chal e Seema mei arr tu khol dyan ek dukannaddi si...Naam dhardyan ge: Kaka-betti ka dessi dhhabba....arr hudde churma,Paramthhe,Bathuwe ka rayta,Harya saag,Kheer,pudde,gulgulle,Teekadde,Kaddhhe....matbal jissa mossam ho ussi e dish.......Katti asli dahi arr nunni ghee...bebey ghanni nd challegi...soch ke battaiye...arr Sunita nei dandda de ke counter pe bathha dyange arr ow deepakka plate dho de ga arr rahulla dish pakdaweigga bhaj-2 arr Yashsha THE SUSSA panni pya dega angochha sa kandhhe pe ger ke arr Sandeepe nei khzanchi la dyan ge arr Sandesha Bawarchi,arr Vivekka rasoiya.......Ha...ha...ha..ha...bebey ghanni ND dukan chaleiggi....mei churma banna dyungga.
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kakaji aapne deepak dhore haade bhi kaasan e manjvaaye
 
ram6april said:
yaa te ghani te bhi aage chatori sai....

bhai chutklaa kasoothaa thaa... bateuu ki jhoothaa choddan ki aadat konyaa jaave...........
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Arre ow reenchh ...........tu bhi chhodde ga burra...jib tu sussraadd ja ga....arr yo kott badal de...bhallu.Ha...ha...ha...ha.
 
hahaa.. CIVILIAN>>>>>>>>>>

devdahiya said:
Arre ow reenchh ...........tu bhi chhodde ga burra...jib tu sussraadd ja ga....arr yo kott badal de...bhallu.Ha...ha...ha...ha.
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main jibb badloongaa yo kott jab tu iss mike ne chhodegaa.............. ooo civilian...........tanne ibb kimme kaam nahi aade ee kundli maar ke bethaa reh sai ke...
 
devdahiya said:
Chal e Seema mei arr tu khol dyan ek dukannaddi si...Naam dhardyan ge: Kaka-betti ka dessi dhhabba....arr hudde churma,Paramthhe,Bathuwe ka rayta,Harya saag,Kheer,pudde,gulgulle,Teekadde,Kaddhhe....matbal jissa mossam ho ussi e dish.......Katti asli dahi arr nunni ghee...bebey ghanni nd challegi...soch ke battaiye...arr Sunita nei dandda de ke counter pe bathha dyange arr ow deepakka plate dho de ga arr rahulla dish pakdaweigga bhaj-2 arr Yashsha THE SUSSA panni pya dega angochha sa kandhhe pe ger ke arr Sandeepe nei khzanchi la dyan ge arr Sandesha Bawarchi,arr Vivekka rasoiya.......Ha...ha...ha..ha...bebey ghanni ND dukan chaleiggi....mei churma banna dyungga.
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kaaka ji ram ram..mane to imajine kar ke bhi dekhliya yo aapka dhaaba,aankh mich ke...ghana andi laagya er nari bheed bhaji aave thi itna desi khana khawan.........par kaka ji 1-2 budha hoka bhuje tha ek rotiyan pache pina s....hahaha..er ek budhiya haara ton laagri thi... maka dharwayo ek hara, hoka..er 10-12 mudhe..ha ha ha
 
rajkharb said:
kaaka ji ram ram..mane to imajine kar ke bhi dekhliya yo aapka dhaaba,aankh mich ke...ghana andi laagya er nari bheed bhaji aave thi itna desi khana khawan.........par kaka ji 1-2 budha hoka bhuje tha ek rotiyan pache pina s....hahaha..er ek budhiya haara ton laagri thi... maka dharwayo ek hara, hoka..er 10-12 mudhe..ha ha ha
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Chokha bhai Ramme ki zimmedari hokke ki arr mudhhyan ki.Seema e wa leelli ek hara banna degi keh diye ussnei arr wa Manisha gosse paath legi.
 
devdahiya said:
Chokha bhai Ramme ki zimmedari hokke ki arr mudhhyan ki.Seema e wa leelli ek hara banna degi keh diye ussnei arr wa Manisha gosse paath legi.
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hahahaha,............ theek sai KAKA jii.. jaisiii aapki aagyaa........aap ek be jagah sii dekh ke.... nu bata diyo kitne mudhey banwaane sain............. hoke te manne le liye 8.......... ibb nu sai hokkey hoge 8 ... arr ferr jat ke thaath....
 
hehehee

devdahiya said:
Chal e Seema mei arr tu khol dyan ek dukannaddi si...Naam dhardyan ge: Kaka-betti ka dessi dhhabba....arr hudde churma,Paramthhe,Bathuwe ka rayta,Harya saag,Kheer,pudde,gulgulle,Teekadde,Kaddhhe....matlab jissa mossam ho ussi e dish.......Katti asli dahi arr nunni ghee...bebey ghanni nd challegi...soch ke battaiye...arr Sunita nei dandda de ke counter pe bathha dyange arr ow deepakka plate dho de ga arr rahulla dish pakdaweigga bhaj-2 arr Yashsha THE SUSSA panni pya dega angochha sa kandhhe pe ger ke arr Sandeepe nei khzanchi la dyan ge arr Sandesha Bawarchi,arr Vivekka rasoiya.......Ha...ha...ha..ha...bebey ghanni ND dukan chaleiggi....mei churma banna dyungga....arr beech-2 mein ek aadhhi peenddi khayein bi jangga...ha..ha..ha..ha.
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kholan ki ke jarurat sei .. rhya na mera dhabba .. hade si aa jao jib.. tadki sanjh ek bidi ka bindal mein de dyunga aap ne.. arr iss chatori ne sanjh ne 2 jalebi... heheheh.. aap tei yo hi ummed thi manne .. kaasaaan hi manjwaoge ..
 
ha ha ha kaka ji mane fer imajine kar ke dekhya tha...ude aapke dhaabe p nari bheed kathi hori s.. er unki gelyan chhote- chhote kai balak bhi san...ve nyu kanh the ...ek aade mhare manoranjan ke liye to kuchh bhi konya..kaka ji dhaaba badiya chalan khater ude ek "bijo bandri ka ground" chhoriyan khatar er ek sisam ka ped chhoran khater lawa do "kaai-danda "khel lewange.. ha ha ha
 
Bahut badhiya kharab bhai .... wo ek rajasthani bhai kahe tha ne ek bari apni post mein .... nue bola mera fufa aagya tha ek bari ghar ne ... to meri maa ne uske boora bhey di ... mene kahi to maa nue boli ek tera fufa chode usmein te kha liye .... ha ha wo baithe dekhe gaya ... normally jukar tere aale bateu ne :) haha ... yo 2 ka note chodya tha ... nue wo chora baat dekhe gaya ek le tera fuffa chodega boora er khaiye aidi mar mar .... wo dyaki sahmar gya sari ne ... to marya rajasthani ne rooka ..... eee maa tun nue kahe thi ek yo foofa chodde usmein te kha liye yo te sari ne khaa gya .... :D:D
 
devdahiya said:
Chal e Seema mei arr tu khol dyan ek dukannaddi si...Naam dhardyan ge: Kaka-betti ka dessi dhhabba....arr hudde churma,Paramthhe,Bathuwe ka rayta,Harya saag,Kheer,pudde,gulgulle,Teekadde,Kaddhhe....matlab jissa mossam ho ussi e dish.......Katti asli dahi arr nunni ghee...bebey ghanni nd challegi...soch ke battaiye...arr Sunita nei dandda de ke counter pe bathha dyange arr ow deepakka plate dho de ga arr rahulla dish pakdaweigga bhaj-2 arr Yashsha THE SUSSA panni pya dega angochha sa kandhhe pe ger ke arr Sandeepe nei khzanchi la dyan ge arr Sandesha Bawarchi,arr Vivekka rasoiya.......Ha...ha...ha..ha...bebey ghanni ND dukan chaleiggi....mei churma banna dyungga....arr beech-2 mein ek aadhhi peenddi khayein bi jangga...ha..ha..ha..ha.
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ha ha. deal pakki kaku. er sab te apt role aapne sunita er seju ka dhoondhya. sunita na hon de roll katti bhi galle ke hisaab kitaab mae. danda le rakhwaaali karegi e jo baaki ke daaku aapne la liye dhaabbe pe. er seju ke 1 2 sek bhi dege je plate thik te na dhove te. aap churma bana doge te manne paramthe er kaddi kasuti banani aave hai...er ramu ne door raakhiyo, wo kahve ghanna hai
 
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