"VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain"

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Fun Intended .........

One day Lord shiva decided to visit the earth and try some
alcohol.

So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the
bartender : "What all do u have".

Bartender : "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc etc.".

Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky".

After having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord shiva decided to try Rum.

Bartender was shocked :"Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of
whisky, he is still on his feet".

After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having
40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him : "Sir, who are you?? I ve
seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you've
almost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"???

Lord Shiva : "VATS, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".

Bartender : AB CHADHI ISKO!!!
 
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