Vehicles ke peechey kya hai????

bach ke, jat mood main se


neem ka ped ke chandan te kam se
Bhadana gaam ke londhan te kam se
 
Kaka Ji....aap tai sabke uppar kai Haath fer gey....ghana kasuta....manne lage jai mai ye sarey likhwa lyungi apni gadi pachey tai bechari Gadi ka tai RANG-ROGAN kati na deekhay....:D
devdahiya said:
'Gaddi janddi hei chhallangga marrdi'

Keep distance

Dilli ki chhorri arr Rohtak ka chhora
HR-12-5389 ka nyarra-e torra
 
kuch sauda meri taraf sey

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rajasthaan mein r.t.o puuchey ,, haryaana mein sipahi
delhi mein kurdiyaan puuchey ,, aaj TATA kyu nahi aayi ;)

# kashmir jaisa road nahi ,, par ghaati sey dar lagta hai
bhai jaisa aadmi nahi,, opaar bhabhi sey dar lagta hai :D

# maalik ka paisa ,,, driver ka pasina
chalti hai road pey baankey hasina:D


# driver ki jindgi clutch aur brake par
maalik ki jindgi biscuit aur cake par :D


#driver se shadi karoogi to rona pardega :p

#
sharabiyoon ,,, chordoo aiset tewar
pit-ti bahu,, biktey jewaar

# hamey to gudrey ney mara ,,, saurd mein kahan dum thaa
hamey jada wahan sey laga jahan loogard kaam thaa :p

6>> jhaam paard thealla,,,,,,,,,,,,
7>>> dekh jaat key thaath :)
8 >>>.... apna to delhi hi kashmiir hai
written on a b.m.w >> if u can read this,,,, then ur f***** close to me,,, keep distance :cool:
 
Bharr di SODD si....killki....killki....killki:D :D :D TAAGEY REKHA MADAM GHALENGI ISS SODD MAI...hahahahahahaha....jahan logadd kum tha....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....ibb tai BOLERO pachey yohe likhya jaga....killki:D
hamey to gudrey ney mara ,,, saurd mein kahan dum thaa
hamey jada wahan sey laga jahan loogard kaam thaa :p
 
Ek Katai Jatt Aala Suno.............

Hi Sunita,

Ek asli jat kissanoo aala hai

KHET KI KALI BHAR KE CHALI

er whisky aale ka jawab you raha

JAB TAK HAI JEE JIE BHAR KE PEE, JAB NAA RAHEGA JEE TO KYON KAHEGA PEE.

IS IT TRUE.....................


sunitahooda said:
Thodey din pehlam manne ek BULLET ke side mai likhya dekhya tha- JAT RISKY AFTER WHISKY....hahahahahahahahahahahaha...par bina whisky bhi kimme Kum RISKY na hote:D
 
Na rehvega jee jai tu lega jee bhar kai pee....
badhiya dhaal jeena sai tai maadi-maadi pee
....Isstai faltu tai tanne peen aaley bata sakein sain....par khamkha girtey paddtey loggan nai dekh kai ye line dhyan mai aagi....:D :)

er whisky aale ka jawab you raha

JAB TAK HAI JEE JIE BHAR KE PEE, JAB NAA RAHEGA JEE TO KYON KAHEGA PEE.
IS IT TRUE.....................[/quote]
 
Jat Inside

My all time favourate is

a logo of caution followed by "JAT INSIDE"......meri gaddi pe mein yo hi likhoonga (ibbe pehlya padh lyon.....thode pisse kama lyon)
 
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ssgoyat said:
My all time favourate is

a logo of caution followed by "JAT INSIDE"......meri gaddi pe mein yo hi likhoonga (ibbe pehlya padh lyon.....thode pisse kama lyon)

Rae katti endi se ! ;)
 
Buri nazar wale nassbandee kara le


buri nazar wale tere bachey jiye or bade ho ke khoob jagadhri no.1 piye
 
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12 ke fooool, 23 ki mala
buri nazar wale tera mooh kala

Oh dekh, aaiyi thee, arr va gayi
 
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meine bhi bahut kucvh pada hai auto ke peeche
1) sher ka bachha ek hi accha
2) do mein shanti, teen mein kranti

tempo aur truck ke diesel tank pe bhi padha hai
1) nooto ka dushman
2) iraq ka pani
3) khuraak mantri
4) khaan paan vibhaag
 
Mai dekh kai hairaan su akk kitney naye-naye majakiya line likhi reh sain....mai to sochun thi ke mere badhiya hongey...parr sabke ghaney badhiya lagey....:)
 
sunitahooda said:
Hi All!
I am starting this new thread, may it has been done earlier in the past but not since i joined. We all see funny and hillarious QUOTES written at the back/front of the vehicles. I have come across few which i am sharing with you all and request you to share which one you liked the most so far....

1. ye maine aaj subah hi ek AUTO ke peechay dekhi-JALO MATT REES KARO:D

2. Ye mere Friend ne apni JEEP ke sides me likhwa rakhi hai-ITS A JEEP THING YOU WUDN'T UNDERSTAND!;)

3. Ye maine ek ZEN ke peechay dekhi thi aur mai apni BOLERO pai bhi likhwaungi- " YA TAI NUAY CHALLEGI:rolleyes:

YOUR TURN....
very funny
i like such type of things
now it become the passion for younger like that
game over, gotras etc
 
Tibbon ki rani

Tibbon ki RANI sadkon ka RAJA,
milna hai to HADODE AA jA. (Hadoda ek gaam ka naam se).

Ek Thethan(TEMPO) ke piche bhi likha tha:

"Tum to uter ker chal diye hum aanso bhate reh gaye".
 
jagmohan said:
Rree Desi,

Jo Delhi Police ne U padh liya te tera 'PUC ka Chalaan' kaat de gi.....
Hahaha
Jagmohan Uncle Chalaan ka to pata nahi, par piche follow(Gals) karne wali cars se jam jarur lag jayega....

Hehe Kidding:cool:
 
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