> Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in Prayer:
>
> If you would like to speak to:
>
> Ganeshji, Press 1.
> Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
> Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
> For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.
>
> If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while
> you are holding, please press 4.
>
> To find out if a loved one has been assigned To
> Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key. If you get a negative response, try area code 420 for(Hell).
>
> For reservations and bookings in at "My Father's Guest House - { Exclusive 7 Star Hotel }"
> please enter Your Name , Date of Birth in mm-dd-yy format followed by 3-1-6. For answers to nagging questions about PVR Anupams Booking, Future of Indian Cricket, the age of the earth
> and where Majnu Ka Tila is, please wait until you arrive here.
> Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow. This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed,
>contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood Temple.
>
> If you would like to speak to:
>
> Ganeshji, Press 1.
> Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
> Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
> For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.
>
> If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while
> you are holding, please press 4.
>
> To find out if a loved one has been assigned To
> Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key. If you get a negative response, try area code 420 for(Hell).
>
> For reservations and bookings in at "My Father's Guest House - { Exclusive 7 Star Hotel }"
> please enter Your Name , Date of Birth in mm-dd-yy format followed by 3-1-6. For answers to nagging questions about PVR Anupams Booking, Future of Indian Cricket, the age of the earth
> and where Majnu Ka Tila is, please wait until you arrive here.
> Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow. This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed,
>contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood Temple.