Dr saheb aap nei tei udhhmass taar diya hadde...............pura lakhmichand aala jodd kei khadde hogge? Baat tei saari ND sein aapki par aap seet ke barolle mei ralla ghalein handdo sau. Chalo History section mei hokka peewange arr hudde-e Sulekh bhi likhkhange...ha..ha.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Vijay yu Dr konni mantta. ha...ha...ha..ha..ha.
Wafa aur mohabbat
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downtoearth
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janab jara ,,, mulaayja farmayien
chookha deboo aur vj baach gayey ,,, naa to wey bhi khatam theyy
kaabil -ey -taarif,,,, wah wah ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
dr tewaatia,,, mein aapkey iss kaam ka istaakbaal karta hu
wafa aur mohobbat mein yey aandhi nahi,, tewaatia ke kadam theeysktewatia said:
chookha deboo aur vj baach gayey ,,, naa to wey bhi khatam theyy
kaabil -ey -taarif,,,, wah wah ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
dr tewaatia,,, mein aapkey iss kaam ka istaakbaal karta hu
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ratheetheraist
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oooooo saaabbb...............jii.......daactorr
oooooooooooo saaabb jiiiiiiiii daactor.....................yu ke karyaaaaa.........kukaramm...................
Ek tees c dil me uthati hai, Ek dard zigar me hota hai. Vo raat ko uthh ke rote hain, jab saara aalam sota hai................(Dr. tewatiaji ka gutthaa)
RUWAA TE HUMM DIYEEEEEEE AAP NEYY...........yaa tudda kyun baga diyaa dinning tablee ke dhoreee...............hahahahahhahaahhahahahahah..................laage yuu paapp nashey main ho gyaaaaa.............hahhahahahhahahaahhaha
parr yu hoyaaaa kyukkarr.........issa nashaa mhare kadd karogeeeee............hahahaahaa............laagey nasha kadey howega bi tey iss post ney yaad kar ke uttar jaaga................killkii.........killkiii......
yaa te issi baat hoo gii.........jannu Dr. tewatiaa M.B.B.S ki naii degree le kee aae honn arrr aone haspatal main bethhe honn...............arr KESHU APNI JHOTII NEY....Dr. saab dhore le jaa kee aspatal main choth marwa de saii...........ARR BOLEE SAII akk dekh lyoo Dr. saabb choth mhaan te baans aawe saii kasut arr kidde bhii likddee saiin...........arr kaii be PARRYYOO (dast) bhii mare saii............arr saaraa din chitamm chitt........ISKKAA BATAOO KE KARRUN.............
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grtf89tgr5yhgtr5yu89rtg5grtutgr5igtrfigwa8g@MANNE AAJ MARAN TE KOI NAHI BACHA SAKTA..................JE KISE MAIN DUM HO TE BACHA KE DIKHAA DIYOOOOOOOO....................hahahahhahahahhahahahaha
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hahahahahhhhhhhh....................kil.......................ga....................................
poori te koi bhi baat na likhi jaatiiiiii............................kil....................ga...............gu..................ki.........................hahahahhahahhahaha...............marrryaaaaaa
oooooooooooo saaabb jiiiiiiiii daactor.....................yu ke karyaaaaa.........kukaramm...................
Ek tees c dil me uthati hai, Ek dard zigar me hota hai. Vo raat ko uthh ke rote hain, jab saara aalam sota hai................(Dr. tewatiaji ka gutthaa)
RUWAA TE HUMM DIYEEEEEEE AAP NEYY...........yaa tudda kyun baga diyaa dinning tablee ke dhoreee...............hahahahahhahaahhahahahahah..................laage yuu paapp nashey main ho gyaaaaa.............hahhahahahhahahaahhaha
parr yu hoyaaaa kyukkarr.........issa nashaa mhare kadd karogeeeee............hahahaahaa............laagey nasha kadey howega bi tey iss post ney yaad kar ke uttar jaaga................killkii.........killkiii......
yaa te issi baat hoo gii.........jannu Dr. tewatiaa M.B.B.S ki naii degree le kee aae honn arrr aone haspatal main bethhe honn...............arr KESHU APNI JHOTII NEY....Dr. saab dhore le jaa kee aspatal main choth marwa de saii...........ARR BOLEE SAII akk dekh lyoo Dr. saabb choth mhaan te baans aawe saii kasut arr kidde bhii likddee saiin...........arr kaii be PARRYYOO (dast) bhii mare saii............arr saaraa din chitamm chitt........ISKKAA BATAOO KE KARRUN.............
gresaqghrft5qreoasuyhtoegawtruhgtfrduio;hgtr
gqujhgtru9tgrwjigrtfhyugvfrti8gtrfyhutrg5grthyu
grtf89tgr5yhgtr5yu89rtg5grtutgr5igtrfigwa8g@MANNE AAJ MARAN TE KOI NAHI BACHA SAKTA..................JE KISE MAIN DUM HO TE BACHA KE DIKHAA DIYOOOOOOOO....................hahahahhahahahhahahahaha
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hahahahahhhhhhhh....................kil.......................ga....................................
poori te koi bhi baat na likhi jaatiiiiii............................kil....................ga...............gu..................ki.........................hahahahhahahhahaha...............marrryaaaaaa
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sktewatia
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chalo bhai, koi baat nahin
enjoy jat ke chhoro, all the best.
enjoy jat ke chhoro, all the best.
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sktewatia
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bhai mann gaya se yo dangdhar (dr)
Vah, vah, vah, bhai hanste hanste pet me dard honn lagya......
n e way, enjoy Jats
Ude Chandigarh me ghane Jat sen ke? milna bhai manne bhi aana se.
downtoearth said:wafa aur mohobbat mein yey aandhi nahi,, tewaatia ke kadam theey
chookha deboo aur vj baach gayey ,,, naa to wey bhi khatam theyy
kaabil -ey -taarif,,,, wah wah ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
dr tewaatia,,, mein aapkey iss kaam ka istaakbaal karta hu
Vah, vah, vah, bhai hanste hanste pet me dard honn lagya......
n e way, enjoy Jats
Ude Chandigarh me ghane Jat sen ke? milna bhai manne bhi aana se.
devdahiya said:
Dev Sir, Koi baat na ! Dr. Sahab bhi majboor hai aur ke karenge ye. History section mein to apna Narender Bhai kisi pair na lagan deta to Dr. Sahab apna jhola tha ke adde aage. Sochya adde impression jama lenge.
Waham ka ke ilaaz se. Mere dhore to konya. App dhore hai to batao.
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downtoearth said:wafa aur mohobbat mein yey aandhi nahi,, tewaatia ke kadam theey
chookha deboo aur vj baach gayey ,,, naa to wey bhi khatam theyy
kaabil -ey -taarif,,,, wah wah ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
dr tewaatia,,, mein aapkey iss kaam ka istaakbaal karta hu
Aaj doston ki mearbaani hum par uuth gai
Aor hum bhi kismat waale ho gaye.
Thanks Rupi.
devdahiya said:
Ye madhosh nasha sirf char din ka hai
Unka roop har pal bikharata jaayega
Ye hamare pyar ka hi rang hai jo
Zindagi mein har pal nikharata jayeega
downtoearth said:wafa aur mohobbat mein yey aandhi nahi,, tewaatia ke kadam theey
chookha deboo aur vj baach gayey ,,, naa to wey bhi khatam theyy
kaabil -ey -taarif,,,, wah wah ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
dr tewaatia,,, mein aapkey iss kaam ka istaakbaal karta hu
Hum toofaano mein chalne ke aadi hai
Ye chhoti si aandhi kya humen darayeegi
Taqdeer ka faislaa badalana humen aata hai
Maut yahan zindagi se har pal sharmayeegi
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prashantacmet
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is kadar na har baat yarroo se pochho
jo poochna hai isharoo se poochoo....
lehroien se khelna samandar ka shauk hai
chot kaise lagti hai kinaro se pochhooo................
jo poochna hai isharoo se poochoo....
lehroien se khelna samandar ka shauk hai
chot kaise lagti hai kinaro se pochhooo................
vijay said:
prashantacmet
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is tarah mohabbat ko ruswaa na keejiyee..
bewafai ka unki charcha na keejiyee
hawoien se hoti nahi dosti chiragoien ki
kissi ke waadoien per aitbaar na keejiyee.......
bewafai ka unki charcha na keejiyee
hawoien se hoti nahi dosti chiragoien ki
kissi ke waadoien per aitbaar na keejiyee.......
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sktewatia
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Bhagya se kah do ki jitna ho sake hum ko sataaye
aur jee bhar ke dukhon ki bijliyan hum per giraye
vighn badha ya virodhon se nahin hai tras hum ko
kasht sahne ka nirantar ho chuka abhyaas humko
hum pralay ki agniyon me muskarana chahte hain
hum tarango se ulajh kar par jana chahte hain
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Kismat ki Rekha
Aadmi chahe america ka rashtrapati ban jaye per maze nahin le sakta hai
Maze vahi le sakta hai jis ke haath/kismat me maze ki rekha hai
ye hum ne kya sub ne abhi haal philhal me dekha hai
bush or bush ke father bush
ek ko mila muchhon wala saddamm or dusre ko dadhi wala laden
haye re bhagya (dono baap bettan ka) bilkul hi daga de gaya
aur va je beech me monika lewinski aai thi na
usne Clinton uda le gaya!
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Daactaraann ki hadtaal
Swasthya mantri ne haath tha ke badi khushi se sansad me bataya
ek, mhare bhaiyo
pichale saal ki tarah is baar bhi aspatallan me 6,06,660 mariz aaya
per marne valon ki sankhya pichle saal jahan 70% thi, is bar sirf 7 hai, only seven
sunte hi vipaksh ka bigad gaya sense
ek bhai ek hi saal me itna kaise difference
(va sochunn laage ek swasthya mantri ne 70 ke paachhe ki zero koyna deekhi hogi)
kahan 70 aur kahan 7!!!!!!
swasthya mantri muskaraya, aur usne bataya
bhai, is safalta per aur jyada kya kahen
mareez mare kooker jub sare hi daanktor hadtaal pe rahen
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Jat ko mare jat ya mare kartar
hame to apno ne mara auron me kahan dum tha
kishti hamari vahan doobi jahan paani kum tha
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rone se hoti hain aankhen sunder
rone se hoti hain aankhen sunder
yeh batt akhbarr me padh kar un ki patni niyamit roop se rone lagi hai
aur ro ro kar sunder ban ne ki kalpnaon me khone lagi hai
unke rone ka parinamm abhi hall philhall me hamare saamne aaya hai
hum ne unki aankhon par ek mota chashma paya hai
Bhagya se kah do ki jitna ho sake hum ko sataaye
aur jee bhar ke dukhon ki bijliyan hum per giraye
vighn badha ya virodhon se nahin hai tras hum ko
kasht sahne ka nirantar ho chuka abhyaas humko
hum pralay ki agniyon me muskarana chahte hain
hum tarango se ulajh kar par jana chahte hain
* * * * * *
Kismat ki Rekha
Aadmi chahe america ka rashtrapati ban jaye per maze nahin le sakta hai
Maze vahi le sakta hai jis ke haath/kismat me maze ki rekha hai
ye hum ne kya sub ne abhi haal philhal me dekha hai
bush or bush ke father bush
ek ko mila muchhon wala saddamm or dusre ko dadhi wala laden
haye re bhagya (dono baap bettan ka) bilkul hi daga de gaya
aur va je beech me monika lewinski aai thi na
usne Clinton uda le gaya!
* * * *
Daactaraann ki hadtaal
Swasthya mantri ne haath tha ke badi khushi se sansad me bataya
ek, mhare bhaiyo
pichale saal ki tarah is baar bhi aspatallan me 6,06,660 mariz aaya
per marne valon ki sankhya pichle saal jahan 70% thi, is bar sirf 7 hai, only seven
sunte hi vipaksh ka bigad gaya sense
ek bhai ek hi saal me itna kaise difference
(va sochunn laage ek swasthya mantri ne 70 ke paachhe ki zero koyna deekhi hogi)
kahan 70 aur kahan 7!!!!!!
swasthya mantri muskaraya, aur usne bataya
bhai, is safalta per aur jyada kya kahen
mareez mare kooker jub sare hi daanktor hadtaal pe rahen
* * * * * * *
Jat ko mare jat ya mare kartar
hame to apno ne mara auron me kahan dum tha
kishti hamari vahan doobi jahan paani kum tha
* * * *
rone se hoti hain aankhen sunder
rone se hoti hain aankhen sunder
yeh batt akhbarr me padh kar un ki patni niyamit roop se rone lagi hai
aur ro ro kar sunder ban ne ki kalpnaon me khone lagi hai
unke rone ka parinamm abhi hall philhall me hamare saamne aaya hai
hum ne unki aankhon par ek mota chashma paya hai
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ratheetheraist
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dr. saab
dr. saab aap naa maannoo............mhaari aakyaan pe chadwaa e binnaa oo mottaa chasmmaa.................kaal kaa rooun sunn.........aap kyun iss havan mainn raakh bagaoo sooooooooo..........
je bagani e saii tee khoon kii haandi e baga dyoooooooooo..............arr fer haadi maar dyoo vj ki chaati main........hahahhaahahhaaaa.............che chakoo maar dyoo parr yaa rakh manna bagaoooooooo...............hahahhaah
killkii..........pe.......killkii...........
dr. saab aap naa maannoo............mhaari aakyaan pe chadwaa e binnaa oo mottaa chasmmaa.................kaal kaa rooun sunn.........aap kyun iss havan mainn raakh bagaoo sooooooooo..........
je bagani e saii tee khoon kii haandi e baga dyoooooooooo..............arr fer haadi maar dyoo vj ki chaati main........hahahhaahahhaaaa.............che chakoo maar dyoo parr yaa rakh manna bagaoooooooo...............hahahhaah
killkii..........pe.......killkii...........
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sktewatia
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bhai rathi
eeb te me veer rus ki kavita bhi koni sunaun, itihas bhi koni padhaun. eeb mera ke kassoor se? mhara itihass ka gyan te tumm ne gol kar diya se. eeb te mhara itihass ka gyan yo se:
Panipat ka teesra yudh bhar sawan me
Japan Germany beech hua 1857 me
Mahatma Budh Mahatma Gandhi ke chele the
dono bachpan me aankh micholi khele the
Rana Pratap ne Gauri ko kaale se gora banaya tha
Hind Mahasagar Akbar ne America se mangwaya tha
Mahmood Ghaznavi uthte hi ghazab ka naach naachta tha
Aurangjeb, rang me naha kar auron ki jeb kat ta tha
Taimur lung har jung me dushman ki taang todta tha
kahte hain, Chelmsford
100 chilme roz fodta tha............
eeb te me veer rus ki kavita bhi koni sunaun, itihas bhi koni padhaun. eeb mera ke kassoor se? mhara itihass ka gyan te tumm ne gol kar diya se. eeb te mhara itihass ka gyan yo se:
Panipat ka teesra yudh bhar sawan me
Japan Germany beech hua 1857 me
Mahatma Budh Mahatma Gandhi ke chele the
dono bachpan me aankh micholi khele the
Rana Pratap ne Gauri ko kaale se gora banaya tha
Hind Mahasagar Akbar ne America se mangwaya tha
Mahmood Ghaznavi uthte hi ghazab ka naach naachta tha
Aurangjeb, rang me naha kar auron ki jeb kat ta tha
Taimur lung har jung me dushman ki taang todta tha
kahte hain, Chelmsford
100 chilme roz fodta tha............
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sktewatia
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Jats are the happiest people on earth by their basic mood n langauge
ratheetheraist
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hahahahaa
hahahahahaha..........killlkiiiiiii...........issii isssi shayari karya karo dr. sahabjiiii.........mhare bi kimme palle padd ja...................
maje kar diyeeeeeeeee......................hahhahaa....................iss taimur ki nu kyun na kahi akk u lungs kaad liyaa karta dusmann ke............hahahahahahhaa...........killkiiiiii...........
sktewatia said:
hahahahahaha..........killlkiiiiiii...........issii isssi shayari karya karo dr. sahabjiiii.........mhare bi kimme palle padd ja...................
maje kar diyeeeeeeeee......................hahhahaa....................iss taimur ki nu kyun na kahi akk u lungs kaad liyaa karta dusmann ke............hahahahahahhaa...........killkiiiiii...........
Dr saheb hum nei bakkas dyo....kimme aapke naam ka rott rakh dyan ke.....aap tei Hadde Bhatth ki dhaal dera dall kei beithh gye. Kitte aur likh lyo ye apne slok....ha...ha...ha. Hum jeher kha liwan ge nahi tei.
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Gujar gya jo sapna tha
Kuchh bhi yahan nahin apna tha
Phir bhi sapne aate hein
wapis hum soo jate hein
Kabhi to sapna tutte ga
Apna peechha chhutte ga.
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Gujar gya jo sapna tha
Kuchh bhi yahan nahin apna tha
Phir bhi sapne aate hein
wapis hum soo jate hein
Kabhi to sapna tutte ga
Apna peechha chhutte ga.
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