Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen... .
This is your captain PATEL welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Air Deccan.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off,it was
due to bad weather and partly due to the search for
a missing tyre.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not
guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India .
And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing
on your village!
Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact,
our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists
are afraid to fly with us! It is withpleasure; I announce
that, starting this year, over 30% of our Passengers
have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make
your free fall toearth pleasant and memorable, we
serve Complimentary Daru and Vada Pav. For our
not-so-religious passengers, we are the only
airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight
movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it
from the television.
However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying
right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie
will be visible from the right side of the cabin
window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane.
Anysmoke you see in the Cabin is only the
early warning system on theengines telling us
to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as possible. For the best view , if however,
we go alittle too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic
co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those
of you whocan't find a seat-belt,
kindly Fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And,
for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get
in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten
yourself to your suitcase.*
This is your captain PATEL welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Air Deccan.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off,it was
due to bad weather and partly due to the search for
a missing tyre.
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not
guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in India .
And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing
on your village!
Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact,
our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists
are afraid to fly with us! It is withpleasure; I announce
that, starting this year, over 30% of our Passengers
have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make
your free fall toearth pleasant and memorable, we
serve Complimentary Daru and Vada Pav. For our
not-so-religious passengers, we are the only
airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight
movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it
from the television.
However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying
right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie
will be visible from the right side of the cabin
window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane.
Anysmoke you see in the Cabin is only the
early warning system on theengines telling us
to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as possible. For the best view , if however,
we go alittle too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic
co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those
of you whocan't find a seat-belt,
kindly Fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And,
for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get
in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten
yourself to your suitcase.*