Bhaiyo there are lots of discussions out here regarding happiness of women folk.par kabhi kissi ne iss bechare purush called husbands ki khushiyon ke barre mei socha hei kya/ Bechara kolhu ke baill ki trah saari jindggi aankh bandhh kar ke lagga rehta hei arr baat hoti hei wives ki khushiyon ki....bhai uss bechare ki kismat mein DALLE dhhonne likhe sein.Let us then discuss as to how to make husbands happy?
What It Takes To Make Husbands Happy
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jitendershooda
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Dev ji, mere khyal mein aadmi ne ghani hi jaroot na hoti ... bus uske to issi aajya ... jo bhadak na kare, ghar mein badte hi ... er madi meethi bol pade .... ha ha
DALLE dhon mein usne jitni har ho rahi ho wa sari utar jyagi ...Wo mera ek dost kahya kare ... bhai issi bhagwan aagi teri bhabhi to ... jib kade ladan bhi ....to kolli bhar ke ladya karan ... ke majal kisse ne bera bhi pat le to ...
manishajhangu
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old people have said that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach... so i guess giving him good and tasty food is one way ... 
भाई, माफ करना, जो कुछ एक दूसरे धागे (How 2 keep a woman happy) पर लिखना चाहिये था, वह यहां लिख रहा हूं । मुझे पता नहीं कि औरत को कैसे खुश रखा जाये । पर एक देसी फार्मूला जरूर पता है - कि एक जाटणी को कैसे खुश या नाराज किया जाये ।
ताऊ इन्द्राज बड़ा सयाना था - कहने लगा - "अरै, सूधी सी बात सै, लुगाई नै नाराज करणा चाहो तै उसके बाप अर भाईयां की बुराई कर दो, फेर देखो तमाशा ।" ताऊ इंद्राज को जब हलवे की ललक होती तो ताई के घर-बार की बड़ाई शुरू कर देता उसकी साहमी - "अरै भाई, म्हारे सुसरे के घर में जितने लांबे टोडे लाग रहे सैं, उतने तै इस गाम में किस्सै कै बी कोनी - भाई, उनकी पौळी मैं इसे चीकणे थांभ (Pillars) लाग रहे सैं अक बोहर आळे बाबा का महल भी फीका लागै सै" । फिर मिलती ताऊ इन्द्राज को हलवे की थाळी !
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virendernarwal
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आप ने सही कहा जी……..लेकिन ये भी सच्च है के औरत का रास्ता भी आदमी के पेट से होकर निकलता है……
....अगर बीवी को कोई काम निकलवाना हो तो वो पति को सतपक्कवान / बढिया भोजन परोसती है ओर अपना काम निकलवा लेती है ।जिस दिन बीवी हररोज के भोजन से हट्के कुछ ख़ास परोसती है तो समझ लो की दाल मे कुछ काला है....
….या दाल ही काली है.......? Wah wah!
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa bade nuskhe bat rahe hai naraj karan ke "woman" ko!!
Anyways........... I think that it takes many a things to make a man happy ............ no clear cut formula just the same like a woman cant be happy with just one or two things!!
Well I think(unexperienced person can only think!) it depends on time, situation, type of person he is etc etc................. Please make a list & paste for our future reference, as has been posted in the case of Woman! I think, a man can tell better wat makes him happy!
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa bade nuskhe bat rahe hai naraj karan ke "woman" ko!!
Anyways........... I think that it takes many a things to make a man happy ............ no clear cut formula just the same like a woman cant be happy with just one or two things!!
Well I think
(unexperienced person can only think!) it depends on time, situation, type of person he is etc etc................. Please make a list & paste for our future reference, as has been posted in the case of Woman! I think, a man can tell better wat makes him happy!sumeetmalik
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I will tell you...
It takes the life of woman to make a man happy. I am sad to still hear that husbands are killing and throwing their wives in canals in urban India. While some of us are talking about new ideas, booming economy, cultural expansion, there are some who find it outrageous when a woman has to walk half naked on the streets to file protest. Apparently they are shocked by the nudity! Frigging sexists. They are not shocked by the demand of dowry and female infanticide.
I studied that it is written in bold letters somewhere in our vedas that a society that doesnt respect its women will go to dogs.
Sorry to sound so morbid but when I hear or see something like that it makes me twist in my knickers. Wake up people. Dont bring up your daughter as if her sole aim is to marry and serve her husband. The old world structure is crumbling. There is more to life than just a marriage for a girl.
It takes the life of woman to make a man happy. I am sad to still hear that husbands are killing and throwing their wives in canals in urban India. While some of us are talking about new ideas, booming economy, cultural expansion, there are some who find it outrageous when a woman has to walk half naked on the streets to file protest. Apparently they are shocked by the nudity! Frigging sexists. They are not shocked by the demand of dowry and female infanticide.
I studied that it is written in bold letters somewhere in our vedas that a society that doesnt respect its women will go to dogs.
Sorry to sound so morbid but when I hear or see something like that it makes me twist in my knickers. Wake up people. Dont bring up your daughter as if her sole aim is to marry and serve her husband. The old world structure is crumbling. There is more to life than just a marriage for a girl.
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaa bade nuskhe bat rahe hai naraj karan ke "woman" ko!!
Anyways........... I think that it takes many a things to make a man happy ............ no clear cut formula just the same like a woman cant be happy with just one or two things!!
Well I think
Assumptions don't work bebey.Say something in real terms.Women should know better about their husbands and their needs but BINA JANE JINDAGGI FARRATTE TEIN KATT-TI HO TE JANAAN KI KE JARRURAT....WA RE BHOLLE MANNASS TERRI KISMAT BHAI.
Okie le me try give out certain points as asked by you.
1] Badhhiya khana arr ow bhi prem se bannaya oodd arr munh mei daall-2 khuwaya oodd.
2] No naggings what so ever.
3] No blackmailings
4] No aanssu-dhhanssus
5] Cool atmosphere at home.
6] Consideration for the parents of the husband
7] Committment of highest order coupled wid loyalty.
PHER CHAHE HUSBAND NEI KHA LYO...bechara kuchh nahin kahegga...gulaam bann ke rehga.........Poor husbands have a very short list......!
sejwaldeepak
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hahhaah
kaku wo kehya karein hai na ke " mann changa tei katauti mein ganga " . ye lugai ki jaat hi issi sei manas rajji tei inke dast laag jange bera na meri sasu ka aaj itna ku rajji ho rhya sei kime tei naas tha rhya hai aaj, arr manas dukhi tei bhairoi ke tera ke faans laag ri hai ku iss bhunde sei thobade ne leke hande hai.. ibb bichara aadmi kit jake gadde
aadmi ne tei bas apne aap mein hi khushi dhundhni pade sei , khud hi rajji rehna chahiye, ek gana yaad aa gya Kishore Kumar ka " main hun jhoom jhoom jhumru karke sei .. bas nyuhi mauj lete raho sab jageh khushi milti rehgi
kaku wo kehya karein hai na ke " mann changa tei katauti mein ganga " . ye lugai ki jaat hi issi sei manas rajji tei inke dast laag jange bera na meri sasu ka aaj itna ku rajji ho rhya sei kime tei naas tha rhya hai aaj,
arr manas dukhi tei bhairoi ke tera ke faans laag ri hai ku iss bhunde sei thobade ne leke hande hai.. ibb bichara aadmi kit jake gadde aadmi ne tei bas apne aap mein hi khushi dhundhni pade sei , khud hi rajji rehna chahiye, ek gana yaad aa gya Kishore Kumar ka " main hun jhoom jhoom jhumru karke sei .. bas nyuhi mauj lete raho sab jageh khushi milti rehgi
i hav few objections............
oo kaka......... as u said.... badhiyaa khaanaa... if wife is working as well.. is she still need to cook for her husband every nite... yaa dubaat kyon bechaari luagi gelyaa.... ek te saare din office me kaam karyaa ar ferr gharaaa aake aur bhi kaam....... arr Mr husband dekhegaa AAJTAK........ all these things are applicable if wife is housewife
one more thing i wiolud like to add in ur list KAKA.......... patniyo ko husbands ke dosto se jyaadaa paresaani nahi honi chahiye......let them still feel bit free......its not if sometime he is not home till 9pm n starts shouting where the hell are u????????? why not u been home yet???????? wife hav to chill out sometime....... give them break sometime for a change.......
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Ram
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oo kaka......... as u said.... badhiyaa khaanaa... if wife is working as well.. is she still need to cook for her husband every nite... yaa dubaat kyon bechaari luagi gelyaa.... ek te saare din office me kaam karyaa ar ferr gharaaa aake aur bhi kaam....... arr Mr husband dekhegaa AAJTAK........ all these things are applicable if wife is housewife
one more thing i wiolud like to add in ur list KAKA.......... patniyo ko husbands ke dosto se jyaadaa paresaani nahi honi chahiye......let them still feel bit free......its not if sometime he is not home till 9pm n starts shouting where the hell are u????????? why not u been home yet???????? wife hav to chill out sometime....... give them break sometime for a change.......
regards
Ram
www.st-patricks.ie
Areeeeee Sir ji faraate se katna abi hua nahi na............. abhi shaadi nahi hui na husband hai na bina jaane faraate se life kat rahi hai
Agar hui hoti to mai list khud bana ke lagati! Thanx anyways........i will remeber the advise list for future!~Areeeeee Sir ji faraate se katna abi hua nahi na............. abhi shaadi nahi hui na husband hai na bina jaane faraate se life kat rahi hai
Shweta bebey mei uss din ka intezar karrungga aur tabb aapse mukhatib hungga.Thanx!
bahut short list banayi bhai aapne.sab kime te maang liya aur ke bechari bibi ki jaan maangoge.
.sab kime te maang liya aur ke bechari bibi ki jaan maangoge.
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anilsinghd
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Let me try
I hope Vijay ji is not around to call " Welcome to the new world of loveland " .
I guess response is something which every human appreciates ! So if i love my wife , she must respond with equal vigour , thats something which is expected.
And the most important thing to keep husbands happy is the happiness of their life partners. If ur beloved/wife can convey to you that she is happy , nothing like it !
I guess when it comes to emotions and feelings , we males go to our partners and try to find solace and that is the time we need them most and that is the exact time they need to be at their best.
Everything else including the faculty to cook good food is negotiable but if she does not perform the very responsibilities of bailing me out of that emotional low , the relationship does not have a sound basis then.
Its not that i expect her to help out but just that she provides me with the care and caress , the warmth and the affection that can really get me moving and enchanting .
Another important thing is the quality of being expressive in her own mysterious ways Be it her eyes , pores of her body or whatever i should get this message loud and clear that she loves me and is satisfied by my love , care and affection for her.
This infuses that immense and overwhelming feeling of ecstacy and satisfaction.
The satisfaction derived turns into the confidence of doing anything
The world is literally a better place to live in then !
Hope Vijay ji is not listening
I hope Vijay ji is not around to call " Welcome to the new world of loveland "
.I guess response is something which every human appreciates !
So if i love my wife , she must respond with equal vigour , thats something which is expected.And the most important thing to keep husbands happy is the happiness of their life partners. If ur beloved/wife can convey to you that she is happy , nothing like it !
I guess when it comes to emotions and feelings , we males go to our partners and try to find solace and that is the time we need them most
and that is the exact time they need to be at their best.Everything else including the faculty to cook good food is negotiable but if she does not perform the very responsibilities of bailing me out of that emotional low , the relationship does not have a sound basis then.
Its not that i expect her to help out but just that she provides me with the care and caress , the warmth and the affection that can really get me moving and enchanting .
Another important thing is the quality of being expressive in her own mysterious ways
Be it her eyes , pores of her body or whatever i should get this message loud and clear that she loves me and is satisfied by my love , care and affection for her.This infuses that immense and overwhelming feeling of ecstacy and satisfaction.
The satisfaction derived turns into the confidence of doing anything
The world is literally a better place to live in then !
Hope Vijay ji is not listening
sunitahooda
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Kya STRI CALLED HUSBANDS bhi hotey hain? Arr aaj-kal to Lugaayi bhi KOHLLU KI GAWDDI ki dhal pissti hai....KYU sachi kahi akk na? Arr nyaar laana/shyanni bhena/jeeri laana/khet mai jaana/mehans nuhana/lattey dhona/chaann-na/pichhodnna/ dhar kadhna/seetbillona/leepna/potna/ daangar-dhor ka karna....ye kaam bhi KOHLLU ki gaawdi tai ghatt na hotey arr saasu ki gaal-dhoopadd sun-na/nanadon ke taanney sun-na....uss tai uppar sir khujjao ke HOW TO KEEP A MAN HAPPY
hove tai hove NA APNEY BHAI NAI KHILAO
arr saasu ki gaal-dhoopadd sun-na/nanadon ke taanney sun-na....uss tai uppar sir khujjao ke HOW TO KEEP A MAN HAPPY hove tai hove NA APNEY BHAI NAI KHILAO
sunitahooda
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Aaj tere mann ki awaaz mahrey kanna mai paddgi....Deepu tu dukhi matt ho....jaanya....hum kimme kareingey tere sukh khatar arr gaana tai ek aur bi sai....Pukaarta chala hoon mai gali-gali bahar ki....bas ek chaav dhoop ki....bas ek nigah pyar ki....hahahahahaha
arr gaana tai ek aur bi sai....Pukaarta chala hoon mai gali-gali bahar ki....bas ek chaav dhoop ki....bas ek nigah pyar ki....hahahahahaha
kaku wo kehya karein hai na ke " mann changa tei katauti mein ganga " . ye lugai ki jaat hi issi sei manas rajji tei inke dast laag jange bera na meri sasu ka aaj itna ku rajji ho rhya sei kime tei naas tha rhya hai aaj,
aadmi ne tei bas apne aap mein hi khushi dhundhni pade sei , khud hi rajji rehna chahiye, ek gana yaad aa gya Kishore Kumar ka " main hun jhoom jhoom jhumru karke sei .. bas nyuhi mauj lete raho sab jageh khushi milti rehgi
Kya STRI CALLED HUSBANDS bhi hotey hain? Arr aaj-kal to Lugaayi bhi KOHLLU KI GAWDDI ki dhal pissti hai....KYU sachi kahi akk na? Arr nyaar laana/shyanni bhena/jeeri laana/khet mai jaana/mehans nuhana/lattey dhona/chaann-na/pichhodnna/ dhar kadhna/seetbillona/leepna/potna/ daangar-dhor ka karna....ye kaam bhi KOHLLU ki gaawdi tai ghatt na hotey
Ha...ha..ha...KILLKKI @ KOLHUU KI GAWADDI.............Na bebey konya kheltte hum tum tei jhikhho sou.......Ibb kunn pochche marre se...sara kaam aadammi krein sein.....luggai tei maujj le rhi sein....Marr te hum gaye...badda burra jammana aaya bhai...bollan bi na dentti ye tei.
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