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We've come across stories like this before but this one is different ..with a feminist touch..;) So you gotta read this...

Enjoy....:)

One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river and her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped his hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked again.
The seamstress replied, "No
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "YES." The lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the same riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The lord was furious. "YOU LIED! That is an untruth!

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. then, if I said 'No' to him, you would have come up with my husband, and had I then said 'yes' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so that's why I said yes' to Mel Gibson.

"The moral of this story is: WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD AND HONORABLE REASON, AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS. THAT'S OUR STORY, AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT.

YES...WE ARE STICKING TO IT...THREE CHEERS TO ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD!!!!;) :D :D
 
gud one

aaj saari....mails ooops males chep diyo aare.....hahhaha
copy paste kar maari......hahhahhaha:D:D:D:D

uuff bore kar diye.. issi issi baat to nelema ji bhi karya karre lekin kiise ki kaan pe jun na rengtti
..lekin koi na aaj dacterni choot rehi se.......JOHNNY DEPP NA dikhta.......rukkkkaaaaaaa aiye bhai....daatiye apne bahan ne..........;)

BTW it was gud one....:)
cheers
 
keshavdahiya said:
issi issi baat to nelema ji bhi karya karre lekin kiise ki kaan pe jun na rengtti....;)
BTW it was gud one....:)
cheers
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Baawle, baat tae isse isse sab-ae kar le...its all about "presentation" dear!!!..:D

BTW..thanks for the appreciation...yo anthwaa (8th) ajooba kyukar hoya..;)
 
ya it is.............

poonam said:
Baawle, baat tae isse isse sab-ae kar le...its all about "presentation" dear!!!..:D

BTW..thanks for the appreciation...yo anthwaa (8th) ajooba kyukar hoya..;)
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itss really nicely presented.......thanks poonam...?
 
thanx bikas

poonam said:
Baawle, baat tae isse isse sab-ae kar le...its all about "presentation" dear!!!..:D

BTW..thanks for the appreciation...yo anthwaa (8th) ajooba kyukar hoya..;)
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its really nicely presented.......thanks Dr. Poonam...?
...i realised that now.....:eek:
oh no I was blind for some time that i didnt notice it so closely.......GOD please bless DR POONAM JIIIII for this blissful act and getting us Acquainted with all this content
and Of course MORAL of the story was remarkale and catchy and touchy and matchuuuu
......hahahhaha killkki @MATCHHUU
 
True lies

The moral of the story in itself seems to be the biggest lie...

poonam said:

"The moral of this story is: WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD AND HONORABLE REASON, AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS. THAT'S OUR STORY, AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT.
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ratheetheraist said:
itss really nicely presented.......thanks poonam...?
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its really nicely presented ....thanks maam



n quit tru about women no body knows what runs in their mind
 
poonam said:

"The moral of this story is: WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD AND HONORABLE REASON, AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS. THAT'S OUR STORY, AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT.[/COLOR]

YES...WE ARE STICKING TO IT...THREE CHEERS TO ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD!!!!;) :D :D
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3 kyo 13 cheers choriyan ar lugaiya tahi.

Accha nue batao jee, lugayian ki tai jhooti-sacchi saari bhadhiya, ar chorya ki ke ?
 
poonam said:
Baawle, baat tae isse isse sab-ae kar le...its all about "presentation" dear!!!..:D

BTW..thanks for the appreciation...yo anthwaa (8th) ajooba kyukar hoya..;)
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Bebe Poonam ibb iss phottu nei matt badaliye....yu katti aachha sei...pehla tei issa tha jannu kisse tantrikk ka ho.....ha...ha..ha. meri bebe ho tei ibb matnya badaliye...theek.Arr jadde tahin luggaiyyan ki jhoothh bolan ka sawaal sei.......LESS SAID IS BETTER ABOUT.Inn tein clever arr sadhhi audd jhhoothh koe bolle na sakta............Par ya baat teri katti jamma thheek akk ye jhhoothh bollein sein kisse dussre ke faydde tahin.......Bhagwaan nei ye jyan tahin-e phursatt mein ghaddi sein...ha...ha...ha.
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Main jib ka sochan laag rhya tha ke ya itni suthri Poonam Sansanwal kon sei..nayi aayi sei ke?

manne ke bera tha ke mhari Dakdarni ne plastic surgery karwa ke naam badal diya sei.. badhiya sei..:D
 
I agree with DEV.

The photograph is really nice and bears a striking resemblance with one 'Naina Balsawar'!!! Dr Sahiba looks prettier though. Bilkul, mat change karna ye photo Dr Sahiba.
 
jagmohan said:
I agree with DEV.

The photograph is really nice and bears a striking resemblance with one 'Naina Balsawar'!!! Dr Sahiba looks prettier though. Bilkul, mat change karna ye photo Dr Sahiba.
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Bilkuk theek kaha Col. Sahab ! Mey bhi soch raha tha ki iss par kuchh comment karoon. Par phir sochya ki jaane do - kissi lady member ke photo ke baare mein kuchh likhna theek nahin. Poonam ji, aap iss photo ko change mat karna - bahut achha lag raha hai.
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mProfile tai puranaey sai....Tharey Kamputer pakadd nahi paye ke.....chalo ek naya SOFTWARE INSTALL karwao ibb jo koi Plastic Surgery ya Hairstyle badal kai aa jya tai Dhuttu baajjan laag ja JATLAND ka...hahahaha....;) maach rya sai....comment maar kai....:D


sejwaldeepak said:
Main jib ka sochan laag rhya tha ke ya itni suthri Poonam Sansanwal kon sei..nayi aayi sei ke?
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sejwaldeepak said:
anne ke bera tha ke mhari Dakdarni ne plastic surgery karwa ke naam badal diya sei.. badhiya sei..:D
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Thanks everyone for the kind words for both, the post and my picture here...:)

Konya change karoon eeb…Waise he itni tareef sunke embarrassment ke mare table ke nichey loohk kae likhan lag ri soon…..:D
Now you know manne wa tantrik aalee kyun chep rakhee thee pehlyaa…,,heh heh..kidding....kikli@tantrik..:D ;)
 
pahla to nyu bataoo ya seamstress joad kinare kay tinde layan ja ri thi ???
:p
nice way to distort old stories to satisfy oneslf ... kade to original stuff chapya karo aade.. lakadhaara bhi sochda hoga ...... mari bati choriya nay mein bhi nahi bakshya. :D :D
 
poonam said:
We've come across stories like this before but this one is different ..with a feminist touch..;) So you gotta read this...

Enjoy....:)

One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river and her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped his hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked again.
The seamstress replied, "No
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, "YES." The lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.
Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the same riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the lord asked.
"Yes," cried the seamstress.
The lord was furious. "YOU LIED! That is an untruth!

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. then, if I said 'No' to him, you would have come up with my husband, and had I then said 'yes' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so that's why I said yes' to Mel Gibson.

"The moral of this story is: WHENEVER A WOMAN LIES, IT'S FOR A GOOD AND HONORABLE REASON, AND IN THE BEST INTEREST OF OTHERS. THAT'S OUR STORY, AND WE'RE STICKING TO IT.

YES...WE ARE STICKING TO IT...THREE CHEERS TO ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD!!!!;) :D :D
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Hi Poonam Ji,

Well good story and nice ending too.

But i don't agree with with the moral of the story. Well may be most women/girls may be like this but not every women. If a women lies it maybe a good and honest reason for herself but not for others always.

But i still respect women for their sacrifice, love and affection in every relationship i.e. mother, sister, daughter, wife and lover.

Regards
 
vijay said:
Hi Poonam Ji,

Well good story and nice ending too.

But i don't agree with with the moral of the story. Well may be most women/girls may be like this but not every women. If a women lies it maybe a good and honest reason for herself but not for others always.

But i still respect women for their sacrifice, love and affection in every relationship i.e. mother, sister, daughter, wife and lover.

Regards
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Yeah Yeah ..we know Vijay ji but it was just for fun...its not gonna be funny any more if we write the truth...:) ..
 
poonam said:
Yeah Yeah ..we know Vijay ji but it was just for fun...its not gonna be funny any more if we write the truth...:) ..
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First of all pls don't call me Vijay ji. Just Vijay as i have all the respect for you

I know it's just for fun.

Real truth is not hidden !!!

Everybody who have a brain to think, knows that.
 
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