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WHY AM I MARRIED?
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[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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[/FONT]A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][/FONT]A young son asked,
"Is it true [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]d ad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
[/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
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[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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[/FONT]First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "
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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
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Style]At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
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"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
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Style]At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
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"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine." [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
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When a woman steals your husband, "Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine." [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
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[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
[/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
[/FONT]A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][/FONT]A young son asked,
"Is it true [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]d ad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
[/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
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If you want your spouse to listen and "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. [FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
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[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
[/FONT]First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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"A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death "
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