Why we fail in exam???????

[sweet_monu]

Why we fail in exam???????


It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year
has 'ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which
are rest days.
Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is
very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days.
Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for
health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other
delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days.
Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social
animal)-means 15 days
Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
(holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

11.That 1 day is your birthday.

"How can a student pass??"

 

[khushi]

Amazing!...

 

[coolguy]

Really nice,
But monika ji don't follow this schedule
...........

 

[palsaniya]

zabardash research !!!!! it suppose to publish in International journals.......

thats why i am thinking ki why am i not getting time for study ?? hey monika but i won't fail....
hahahahaha..........

 

[vimal_saroha]

Really Very Well Analysed Monica Ji

 

[sweet_monu]

No Doubt. Really good work of analysis.

 

[pardeephooda]

What about 365 nights??

monika (Feb 24, 2004 02:18 a.m.):
Why we fail in exam???????


It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year
has 'ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which
are rest days.
Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is
very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 30 days.
Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for
health) means 15 days.
Balance 126 days.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other
delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days.
Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social
animal)-means 15 days
Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
(holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.
Balance 1 day.

11.That 1 day is your birthday.

"How can a student pass??"

 

[lalit_nashier]

what if it is a leap year???
here ,, is 366 days..
one more day left out.
what u say about this???/

cheers.........

 

[lalit_nashier]

Why we fail in exam??????? some wrong calculations.......

monika (Feb 24, 2004 02:18 a.m.):
Why we fail in exam???????


It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year
has 'ONLY 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which
are rest days.
Balance 313 days.ITS FINE.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is
very hot and difficult to study. HERE HOLIDAYS ARE NOT 50 BUT ONLY 45...
Balance 263 days.( SO , BALANCE 268 DAYS)

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means --30 days.
Balance 141 days.HERE 121.667 DAYS FOR SLEEPING..( SO BALANCE 146.33 DAYS)

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for
health) means 15 days. ---HERE 15.21 DAYS)
Balance 126 days. ( SO BALANCE 131.122)

5. 2 hours daily for food & other
delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days. HERE 30.42 DAYS FOR THIS
Balance 96 days.( SO BALANCE 100.71 DAYS)

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social
animal)-means 15 days ( ONLY FOR GIRLS B'CAZ BOYS TALK AND WALK BOTH AT SAME TIME)
Balance 81 days. ( SO HERE SOME DIFFERENCE FOR BOYS N GIRLS) FOR BOYS -- BALANCE 100.71 DAYS ... FOR GIRLS-- BALANCE 85.71 DAYS

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days.
Balance 46 days. HERE FINE
FOR GIRLS -- BALANCE 50.71 DAYS
FOR BOYS -- BALANCE 65.71 DAYS

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
(holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days. AS U WISH BUT ON ALL FESTIVALS SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES ARE NOT CLOSED.
SO HERE FOR BOYS -- BALANCE 25.71 DAYS
FOR GIRLS -- BALANCE 10.71 DAYS

9. For sickness atleast 3 days.
Balance 3 days. HERE ALSO FINE.
SO FOR BOYS -- BALANCE IS 22.71 DAYS
FOR GIRLS -- BALANCE 7.71 DAYS

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days.
Balance 1 day. HERE ITS O.K.
SO FOR BOYS -- BALANCE 20.71 DAYS
FOR GIRLS -- BALANCE 5.71 DAYS
11. 1 day is your birthday.
ITS TRUE.
SO FOR BOYS -- BALANCE 19.71 DAYS
FOR GIRLS -- BALANCE 4.71 DAYS

SO FINALY WE HAVE
19.71 DAYS FOR BOYS.
AND 4.71 DAYS FOR GIRLS .
DIFFERENCE OF 15.71 DAYS IS HERE.
THATS WHY,, BOYS ARE 15.71 TIMES MORE INTELLIGENT THAN GIRLS.

CHEERS.............
"How can a student pass??"