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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to inside of the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

:D :D :D

 
batao-2-2

Yohe te ronna se. je ye saari baat patta laag jyaan te Limca book mei naam nahi aa jya ? Sirr ghumma diya iss chhori ne. Amrikka mei beithhi ye theppaddi si pathhein ja se......? Ferr why-2-2 karre sei? Research kar ke humnne bhi batta bebe.....kyun izzat ka nass karre se....konya bera-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-4-4-4-4-5-5-6-6-7-7-7-8-8-8-9-9-0-0-0.
 
I have an answer to one of the questions.

Why dont we have father-inlaw jokes?

Becuase if the father-inlaw findsout about the joke, he will make you a story.
 
dimag ghum reha hai mera to...waise har anser ka question nahin hota, but still these ppl r asking why????Why???why? anyways, Jatlanders ko koi dimaag ki goli de hi do, dr. sahiba ;)

rock on
Jit
 
Bebe Poonam hadde Why, why, why karra ke Geettan mei gai ke? Sab ke huchakki laag rhi sein ....Sab tein AAWWATTI si pya giri...? Ibb who,who,who karan aa jya jiji? ferr How,how,how? Arr pher where,where,where...ha...ha...ha. Lakhmi ka saang sa ho jya ga.
 
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
>>>Frustation

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
>>>Biraan mati

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
>>> tau batawe ga...;)


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>>> in case

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>>>gillette m3 power latest technology...;)

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
>>> Tau ka lath na lagya se iibe

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>>> baawali buch hain...:p

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>>>mathtthho

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>>>burkka barn khater

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
>>>Bawalle na sein hum......:D


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
>>>SANAT CLAUS

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
>>>Pochhe te badhiya safaai koni ho sakti...


When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
>>>hahaha...:D:D i alwyaz say "bawali buch dikhta nahi tannne" and these firangis alwayz tend to give me a confused looks....;)

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
>>>Lugaayi ke bas ki baat na se....:p

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
>>> jaade ka ilaaz to bukkal se

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
>>>becoz they are the real taus who create jokes

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
>>>> doctor saab ladies suffer more with such mental illness, so mite be .....WIFE.....:D
 
anildabas1701 said:
keshav Bhai In Sab Ka Jawab To 1 April Ko Hi Mil Paega, Jab Poonam Ji In Sab Ka Jawab Dengi
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Fuffa iib nyu matna kehen laag jaaiye haake manne yeh bhi na dikhte.
ya nyu kehwe ga hakke mein to chooriyan ki mannunga...yeh jawab galat sein......;) manas to bawali buch sein
....:eek: manne nyu bhi lagge se hakke tere samjh mein aayi ki poonam bebe bawala banna gayi lekin tu manaan ne tyar konya......:D:D:p
koi baat na bhai.....kimme le deke maan jya...:cool:
 
Bhai Aap To Bade Hai Aap Ki Saari Baat Jayaj, Par Ibb Ke Karun Poonam Madam Nei Do Pez Bharva Diye Arr Ibb Tahi Koi Jawab Na Aaya, Maine Lage Hai Ve Answer Prepare Kareke Hi Dum Lengi
 
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