Wife Kaise Ho--only Jatni

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Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
HARYANA ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aisi apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho


har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho!

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Husband

Aisa apna husband ho
6' - 6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urroon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho!
 
Perfect Lover

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

6. Play with your hair.

7. His hands always find yours.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

11. Never run out of love.

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing, even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor.

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason.

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
 
Perfect Husband

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

(H - Husband, W - Wife)

H - "Hello?"

W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

H - "Yes."

W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

H - "What's the price?"

W - "Only $1,000."

H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me really good price .. and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

H - "What price did he quote you?"

W - "Only $60,000..."

H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."

H - "What?"

W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property."

H - "How much are they asking?"

W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."

H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"

W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

H - "Bye...I love you too..."

The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks, "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" !!!!!
 
mourner HUSBAND

A man placed some flowers on the grave of is dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his

attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die?

Why did you have to die?¡¨

The first man approached him and said,

"Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever

seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A

parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
 
wife or life ke jhatke

jogiya said:
Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.

CONTACT JOGIYAA
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bhai jogi,
dekh aa to gaya swad sa, par bhai nu bata jis bhai dhore is trahan ki wife na ho to life kishi hogi ya fir jo bhai is tai bhi bhadiya wife le raha ho to uska ke ho ga.
keep on mailing!! masti bhara
 
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