wife vs girlfriend

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Dear Microsoft Technical Support:


I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0

to

Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began giving unexpected errors

and

also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't

mentioned

in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all

other programs and launches during system initialization where it

monitors

all other system activity.



Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket 5.3 no longer run

and

crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday

Sports

Bar 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1

runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst

attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about

going back to Girlfriend7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this

program.



With regards,

Joe

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THE REPLY FROM MICROSOFT: -

Dear Joe,



This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.

Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife

1.0 is

merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an

OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its

creator to run everything.



You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back

to

Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is

impossible

to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the

system once installed.



Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or wife 2.0 but have

ended up with even more problems.(See in manual under alimony Support

and

Solicitors Fees).



Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and

deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or

problems

occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the

C: \I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It

may

be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times but hopefully

eventually the operating system will return to normal.



Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very

rewarding.

To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as

Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install

Secretary36.24.36 (Short Skirt version) as

this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will

almost certainly crash.

Thank you for using the program!!



With regards,

jogiyaa
 
Arre Jogi, kunwara sae ke??

chaala paad diya bhai re :D

Wife 1.0 ki aur version nikalne ki koi jaroorat nahin hai.

Pehli version hi kaafi hai :)
 
Jogiya, tu ghana fikar munnae karae. Mein aaga sun. Sab kyanhen ke rah ho sae, err
iss Wife1.0 ka bhi sae. Tu nu kar, bhaaj kae...rah mein tham matt jaaye, na tae ya
Wife1.0 phir tunnae albhede mein atka degi...bhaaj ke computer store tae yeh
software le ke aaja: Saali1.1.1, Saali1.1.2, Saali1.1.3, Padosan1.1.1, Padosan1.1.2,
Padosan1.1.3, ....mmm mere khyaal mein yoh bhetera hoga.

Inn saare softwares ki khaasiat yeh hai ki multiple versions ek saath install kar sakte
ho. Saare lightweight hain. Par yeh saare milke Wife1.0 ki issi gheegi bhaand denge
ki wah aape line pe aa jaagi.

Haan. Bas ek baat ka dhyaan raakheeye...kade Wife1.0 jaa ke JawanPadosi1.1.1,
JawanPadosi1.1.2 etc install na kar le. Phir tae Ram bhi kona baccha sakae.
 
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