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Bhaiyo ... ek din khaali baith ke manne bhi kuch sochya er likha ..... Pasand aawe to bataaiyo
Aaj kaal sab ke kille bikkan lag re hain …. Er Haryaane main jis dhore bhi paise aa jyaan sain wo he Politician ban jaaya karein …….. ib sab ke kille bikge .. sab politician bange …….
Jo aam aadmi rehge ……. Ib sab te pehla kaam ho sai un main base benaan ka ….. er ude ye saare ke saare .... occasion dhoondhya karein, chahe bhya ho, 13rvin ho, kise ke baalak paida hon ki khushi ho, kabbddi ka match ho….. Ib jab ghane neta hojyaange te …. Occasion to bahut thode rehweinge ……. to occasion paida kerne padeinge ….. jin main wo occasion honge jinn e gaam main koi boojhta bhi konya ……like
Bitoda Dharna,
Chhayan ghaalna
Kua poojan ka occasion
Holi ka daanda gaadan ka occasion
Bhains byaawan ka occasion
Kaat-de ka naam dharan ka occasion
To manne bhi thoda sochya ki maan lyo Bitoda dharan ka occasion ho te ke ke situation howeingi
Announcement Seen (wo jeep main spaker dhar ke mike pe kerya karein)
Gharrrrrr…… gharrrrrrr … hello hello .. bhai gaam aalyo tam ne jaan ke khushi hogi .. ke mehaare Tau Fatte ko …. Kaangresh party ne …. Thaare Bhoot panne ka …. Pardhaan banaaya diya sai …. Er aagli baari panchyaat elelction main … isse tahin membri ki ticket millegi …..
Tau Fatte aagle hafte Somaar ne …… Tai Jalloo ke bitode ka udhgaatan kareinge … aap log bhaari sankhya main paunch ke .... Tau Fatte ke Vichaar Sune ...
Gharrrrrrrrr .... gharrrrrrr….
2 lugai: aan jiji yo te is Fattiye ka roj roj ka kaam hogya …… roj yo kise ke bijli fitting ka udhgaatan kare sai …… roj logaan ne thaya thaya hande ja sai ….
E jiji .. yo te ibbe sudhar gya ….. er na kaal tahin te yo roj kise ne kise beerbaani ne chheda kerta ….. er ib iska chhora …. Roj naaliyaan main pedya paawe sai daroo pe ke .. kall-he mehara chhora us net ha ke gheraan ger ke aaya kerta
E jiji is net e kade nyaar paadan khaater bhi iske khet main na badan diye .. er ib we sab bil liye na ….. te ib is kar ke dhuttu laaya haande sai
Aanhe koi na …. Yu fatiya te Sudhar gya ….. e jiji roj kite ne kite jeemanwar kerta reh sai ...... mehara bhi aachya kaam chaal rehya sai .... kyun gas jalaai ....
E jiji roj dhai man naaj paathna peda kerta ......... haath toot jaaya kerte …… i theek sai .... roj mehaare te bahar khaa aaya karein …...
Udhgaatan ka Seen
Stage la diya bitode sehaare …… er mike er 4-5 kursi Ghaal di …. Saare panne ke log Lugai baith ge aake ……
Tau Fatte aaya …… Sundu er uska Babu Raldhu donu mala liya aage khade ….. press aale (Aaj Tak, India TV …. Etc) aage khade camera liya
Raldhu : Sundu re ye mala kit te laya tu .. jaale lag re in pe ….
Sundu : Babu ek te mera Dada ki photu perte taar lyaya .. paachli diwali ki ...... er ek mera mama mere bhat main laaya tha na .. meri maa ke ghaalan uske note taar ke liyaya..
Mala mula ghaal de tau fatte ke er stage pe chale gaye ....
Tau Raldhu ( Jallo ke baalkaan ka babu): mike pe …… pieeeennnnnnnn pieeeennnnnn….sshhhhhhh … hello hello …. Haan bhaiyo .. thaari tai Jallo ne gobar bitol bitol ke poore 6 mahinya main yo bitoda dheryaa sai ….. itna suthra jechaan diva … janu Bateoo sa baithya sai ….. iska udhgaatan Tau Fatte kareinge ….. er pher chyaan ghalwa ke ……… sab ki jeemanwaar ki bhi jimmedari bhi Tau Fatten e thaayi sai …. Tau Fatte ke bare main beta dyun ….. you mehara rishte main kaka lage sai … er kaangresh party ka kasoot karam thok (karmath) member hai ….
Tau Fatte:
Gaal ke badde bedere ….. samajhdaar Tauo er taio ….. mere saathiyo … nujewaan beto er betio …. Er baalko …… poora tem baithe rahiyo koi urein paren nahi bhaajega …….. sab jeem ke jaaio…..
Tam sab ne bera paat gya hoga ke Tai jallo ne Bitoda dherya hai … er manne laage sai sab te badhiya bitoda ya e dher sake sai ...... bitoda dherna koi aasaan baat nahi hoti .. poore 6 mahine lag jyaan sain ….pehle tuda, er nyaar khewaa khewa ke Bhains ka Gober banana pedta hai ……. Nyaar ke bharotte dhone padin sain …. Er gaal maan te bhi kai be kettha kerna padai sai ……. Bitoda theewan khater padosiyaan ki seedhi maangni pade sai….. ulahana sun-na pade sai …… Gober gail aadmi gober ho le sai jeb ja ke kite yo bitoda bane sai ……. Pehle kade tem sir meri ahu bhi dherya kerte wa maayna aali .. per aaj kaal uste bhi kaam na hota ….. er baalkaan ki bahu te nyu kehwein sain y ate bhains ki poti sai ….. un n eke bera yo kitni kaam ki cheej sai …
Thari tai Jallo ne yo desh ke tarakki main bahut bedda kaam kerya sai .. er itna suthra kaam kerya sai …. Ki mera is ne inaam main 51 rapiye dein ka jee ker rehya sai …. Bahudiya aaiye .. le ye 51 rapiye inaam ke ….
Yo Bitoda desh ki tarakki, gaam ki tarakki main ghena e kaam aawe sai …….. ib dekho … je jaadyaa main leit na aawe te taata paani kit te karoge .. nehaan khaater …
Sundu: Pher ke sai dada nehaana ke jaroori sai …… tu bhi kile bekkyaan paache nehaan laagya sai …..
Raldhu: re Chup ho susra tera surda ….
Sundu : aachya tere main badi mukaar awei sai ...... jaadyaan main tub hi mahina mahina na nehata ….. manne surda kehwai sai
Fatte : re bhai koi na ...... ib mehaari kaangresh ...... bhaher te ... koi nai terah ki bijli lyaawan laag re sai .... per un ne ke bera sai ...... Baakher/Baat/Chaat to haare main gossyaan bina na pak sakti ...... heeter pe pekaawainge te ek te bhainsh bimaar ho er ghena e bil aawai ..
Sundu : Haan tau tu keh to theek sai ..... per hum bhi raat ne theaari terah … khambe pe taar ger dyaan saan ….. mehaare konya aawe bill....... manne te nyu laage sai .... je kise ke bitoda na ho te aadmi ne phoonk ke kyuker aawe ..... 4 goose bhi dene padin sain ..... je ghar ka bitoda na ho te .... gosse bhi chori kerne padain ... gaam main chori bedh jyaan
Fatte : Haan bhai Sundu teri sab saachhi.... Haan te ib yo bitoda poora tyaar hogya sai …. Er Tai jallo ko main poori kaangresh party ki taraf se badhaai deta hoon ……. Ki un ne desh ki pargati main itna badda kaam karya …. Chalo ib iska udhgaaten ker dyaan .....
Raldhu : re Sundu ya meri dhoti ke katran (Ribben) kyun baand de iske .... khasam dhoti ka naas ker diya
Sundu : o Babu meri maa ki chund-di ki katran te manne patang ki poochdi ke baand de thee..teri us puraani dhoti ke katran bena ke charoon od ne baandh di ......
Fatte : Kaanchi kade sai .......
Jallo : e Kaka .. kainchi te mehaare wa Sukhchain ki maan maang ke le gi …. Daraant leaaoon ke …….
Fatte : ne ribben kaatya .. sab ne tali bajaai
Itne main Tai Jallo meethe paani ka lotta le aayi ... boli ..... kaka le paani pee le tanne bhi ghani e waar hogi .. kaat-de ki terah arddtte ne .....
(Jeemanwar Suru hogi)
Aaj kaal sab ke kille bikkan lag re hain …. Er Haryaane main jis dhore bhi paise aa jyaan sain wo he Politician ban jaaya karein …….. ib sab ke kille bikge .. sab politician bange …….
Jo aam aadmi rehge ……. Ib sab te pehla kaam ho sai un main base benaan ka ….. er ude ye saare ke saare .... occasion dhoondhya karein, chahe bhya ho, 13rvin ho, kise ke baalak paida hon ki khushi ho, kabbddi ka match ho….. Ib jab ghane neta hojyaange te …. Occasion to bahut thode rehweinge ……. to occasion paida kerne padeinge ….. jin main wo occasion honge jinn e gaam main koi boojhta bhi konya ……like
Bitoda Dharna,
Chhayan ghaalna
Kua poojan ka occasion
Holi ka daanda gaadan ka occasion
Bhains byaawan ka occasion
Kaat-de ka naam dharan ka occasion
To manne bhi thoda sochya ki maan lyo Bitoda dharan ka occasion ho te ke ke situation howeingi
Announcement Seen (wo jeep main spaker dhar ke mike pe kerya karein)
Gharrrrrr…… gharrrrrrr … hello hello .. bhai gaam aalyo tam ne jaan ke khushi hogi .. ke mehaare Tau Fatte ko …. Kaangresh party ne …. Thaare Bhoot panne ka …. Pardhaan banaaya diya sai …. Er aagli baari panchyaat elelction main … isse tahin membri ki ticket millegi …..
Tau Fatte aagle hafte Somaar ne …… Tai Jalloo ke bitode ka udhgaatan kareinge … aap log bhaari sankhya main paunch ke .... Tau Fatte ke Vichaar Sune ...
Gharrrrrrrrr .... gharrrrrrr….
2 lugai: aan jiji yo te is Fattiye ka roj roj ka kaam hogya …… roj yo kise ke bijli fitting ka udhgaatan kare sai …… roj logaan ne thaya thaya hande ja sai ….
E jiji .. yo te ibbe sudhar gya ….. er na kaal tahin te yo roj kise ne kise beerbaani ne chheda kerta ….. er ib iska chhora …. Roj naaliyaan main pedya paawe sai daroo pe ke .. kall-he mehara chhora us net ha ke gheraan ger ke aaya kerta
E jiji is net e kade nyaar paadan khaater bhi iske khet main na badan diye .. er ib we sab bil liye na ….. te ib is kar ke dhuttu laaya haande sai
Aanhe koi na …. Yu fatiya te Sudhar gya ….. e jiji roj kite ne kite jeemanwar kerta reh sai ...... mehara bhi aachya kaam chaal rehya sai .... kyun gas jalaai ....
E jiji roj dhai man naaj paathna peda kerta ......... haath toot jaaya kerte …… i theek sai .... roj mehaare te bahar khaa aaya karein …...
Udhgaatan ka Seen
Stage la diya bitode sehaare …… er mike er 4-5 kursi Ghaal di …. Saare panne ke log Lugai baith ge aake ……
Tau Fatte aaya …… Sundu er uska Babu Raldhu donu mala liya aage khade ….. press aale (Aaj Tak, India TV …. Etc) aage khade camera liya
Raldhu : Sundu re ye mala kit te laya tu .. jaale lag re in pe ….
Sundu : Babu ek te mera Dada ki photu perte taar lyaya .. paachli diwali ki ...... er ek mera mama mere bhat main laaya tha na .. meri maa ke ghaalan uske note taar ke liyaya..
Mala mula ghaal de tau fatte ke er stage pe chale gaye ....
Tau Raldhu ( Jallo ke baalkaan ka babu): mike pe …… pieeeennnnnnnn pieeeennnnnn….sshhhhhhh … hello hello …. Haan bhaiyo .. thaari tai Jallo ne gobar bitol bitol ke poore 6 mahinya main yo bitoda dheryaa sai ….. itna suthra jechaan diva … janu Bateoo sa baithya sai ….. iska udhgaatan Tau Fatte kareinge ….. er pher chyaan ghalwa ke ……… sab ki jeemanwaar ki bhi jimmedari bhi Tau Fatten e thaayi sai …. Tau Fatte ke bare main beta dyun ….. you mehara rishte main kaka lage sai … er kaangresh party ka kasoot karam thok (karmath) member hai ….
Tau Fatte:
Gaal ke badde bedere ….. samajhdaar Tauo er taio ….. mere saathiyo … nujewaan beto er betio …. Er baalko …… poora tem baithe rahiyo koi urein paren nahi bhaajega …….. sab jeem ke jaaio…..
Tam sab ne bera paat gya hoga ke Tai jallo ne Bitoda dherya hai … er manne laage sai sab te badhiya bitoda ya e dher sake sai ...... bitoda dherna koi aasaan baat nahi hoti .. poore 6 mahine lag jyaan sain ….pehle tuda, er nyaar khewaa khewa ke Bhains ka Gober banana pedta hai ……. Nyaar ke bharotte dhone padin sain …. Er gaal maan te bhi kai be kettha kerna padai sai ……. Bitoda theewan khater padosiyaan ki seedhi maangni pade sai….. ulahana sun-na pade sai …… Gober gail aadmi gober ho le sai jeb ja ke kite yo bitoda bane sai ……. Pehle kade tem sir meri ahu bhi dherya kerte wa maayna aali .. per aaj kaal uste bhi kaam na hota ….. er baalkaan ki bahu te nyu kehwein sain y ate bhains ki poti sai ….. un n eke bera yo kitni kaam ki cheej sai …
Thari tai Jallo ne yo desh ke tarakki main bahut bedda kaam kerya sai .. er itna suthra kaam kerya sai …. Ki mera is ne inaam main 51 rapiye dein ka jee ker rehya sai …. Bahudiya aaiye .. le ye 51 rapiye inaam ke ….
Yo Bitoda desh ki tarakki, gaam ki tarakki main ghena e kaam aawe sai …….. ib dekho … je jaadyaa main leit na aawe te taata paani kit te karoge .. nehaan khaater …
Sundu: Pher ke sai dada nehaana ke jaroori sai …… tu bhi kile bekkyaan paache nehaan laagya sai …..
Raldhu: re Chup ho susra tera surda ….
Sundu : aachya tere main badi mukaar awei sai ...... jaadyaan main tub hi mahina mahina na nehata ….. manne surda kehwai sai
Fatte : re bhai koi na ...... ib mehaari kaangresh ...... bhaher te ... koi nai terah ki bijli lyaawan laag re sai .... per un ne ke bera sai ...... Baakher/Baat/Chaat to haare main gossyaan bina na pak sakti ...... heeter pe pekaawainge te ek te bhainsh bimaar ho er ghena e bil aawai ..
Sundu : Haan tau tu keh to theek sai ..... per hum bhi raat ne theaari terah … khambe pe taar ger dyaan saan ….. mehaare konya aawe bill....... manne te nyu laage sai .... je kise ke bitoda na ho te aadmi ne phoonk ke kyuker aawe ..... 4 goose bhi dene padin sain ..... je ghar ka bitoda na ho te .... gosse bhi chori kerne padain ... gaam main chori bedh jyaan
Fatte : Haan bhai Sundu teri sab saachhi.... Haan te ib yo bitoda poora tyaar hogya sai …. Er Tai jallo ko main poori kaangresh party ki taraf se badhaai deta hoon ……. Ki un ne desh ki pargati main itna badda kaam karya …. Chalo ib iska udhgaaten ker dyaan .....
Raldhu : re Sundu ya meri dhoti ke katran (Ribben) kyun baand de iske .... khasam dhoti ka naas ker diya
Sundu : o Babu meri maa ki chund-di ki katran te manne patang ki poochdi ke baand de thee..teri us puraani dhoti ke katran bena ke charoon od ne baandh di ......
Fatte : Kaanchi kade sai .......
Jallo : e Kaka .. kainchi te mehaare wa Sukhchain ki maan maang ke le gi …. Daraant leaaoon ke …….
Fatte : ne ribben kaatya .. sab ne tali bajaai
Itne main Tai Jallo meethe paani ka lotta le aayi ... boli ..... kaka le paani pee le tanne bhi ghani e waar hogi .. kaat-de ki terah arddtte ne .....
(Jeemanwar Suru hogi)
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