jitender_singh
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Some words of wisdom
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You know what I did before I married?
- Anything I wanted to.
- Henny Youngman
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry.
-That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
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When a man steals your wife,
- There is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
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Marriage is like a cage;
- One sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
- Montaigne
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of
a coin;
- They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll
be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;
the husband gives and the wife takes.
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Woman inspires us to great things,
- and prevents us from achieving them.
- Dumas
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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
- Freud
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The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.
They gave him love and he invented marriage.
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I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.
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"I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran
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"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at
home too much."
- Colin Chapman
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
I didn't want to interrupt her."
- Rodney Dangerfield
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me and the second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray
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My wife doesn't care what I do away from home,
as long as I don't enjoy it.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn
to keep his mouth shut
and his checkbook open.
- Groucho Marx
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
- Milton Berle
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Cheers
Jitender
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You know what I did before I married?
- Anything I wanted to.
- Henny Youngman
===================================================
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry.
-That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
===================================================
When a man steals your wife,
- There is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
===================================================
Marriage is like a cage;
- One sees the birds outside desperate to get in,
and those inside desperate to get out.
- Montaigne
===================================================
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of
a coin;
- They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
===================================================
- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll
be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
===================================================
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;
the husband gives and the wife takes.
====================================================
Woman inspires us to great things,
- and prevents us from achieving them.
- Dumas
===================================================
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
- Freud
===================================================
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.
They gave him love and he invented marriage.
===================================================
I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.
===================================================
"I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
===================================================
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran
===================================================
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at
home too much."
- Colin Chapman
===================================================
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
I didn't want to interrupt her."
- Rodney Dangerfield
===================================================
"I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me and the second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray
===================================================
My wife doesn't care what I do away from home,
as long as I don't enjoy it.
===================================================
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn
to keep his mouth shut
and his checkbook open.
- Groucho Marx
===================================================
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
- Milton Berle
====================================================
Cheers
Jitender
