ye chamar bhi na

[ratheetheraist]

ek be bhai mhaare gaam me chamaran kae koi chote baalak ki maut ho gi... aur te usne dophaare si chaal pade daaban... te jib phonch ge bani me te khod diya sundu chuddey ne ek khadda ,,,,,,, te us khadde ne dekh ke jhunddu chamar bolya ````eeeee yo te bhot badda khadda ,, issme te do baalak aajan`,,,doosra chamar bolya dekh kitna bhoonda bollya ,,TANNE AAGLI BE KONI LYAAWAN`,,

 

[deepshi]

!!

heeeeheeeeehaaahaaahooohooo!!
tanne aagli be konya lyaawein...!!
ghanna bhuunda bol gya jhuundu!!
aagle ghaney e round lag SUSPENSION!!

ek be bhai mhaare gaam me chamaran kae koi chote baalak ki maut ho gi... aur te usne dophaare si chaal pade daaban... te jib phonch ge bani me te khod diya sundu chuddey ne ek khadda ,,,,,,, te us khadde ne dekh ke jhunddu chamar bolya ````eeeee yo te bhot badda khadda ,, issme te do baalak aajan`,,,doosra chamar bolya dekh kitna bhoonda bollya ,,TANNE AAGLI BE KONI LYAAWAN`,,

 

[downtoearth]

ek be bhai mhaare gaam me chamaran kae koi chote baalak ki maut ho gi... aur te usne dophaare si chaal pade daaban... te jib phonch ge bani me te khod diya sundu chuddey ne ek khadda ,,,,,,, te us khadde ne dekh ke jhunddu chamar bolya ````eeeee yo te bhot badda khadda ,, issme te do baalak aajan`,,,doosra chamar bolya dekh kitna bhoonda bollya ,,TANNE AAGLI BE KONI LYAAWAN`,,

hahahaha arey raathi merey saathi >>> tu bhi ghana badda rocket launcher se... jisa aa gaya,,, tera chamar ka accent sun key... i can feel dude

 

[ratheetheraist]

kit suspension

heeeeheeeeehaaahaaahooohooo!!
tanne aagli be konya lyaawein...!!
ghanna bhuunda bol gya jhuundu!!
aagle ghaney e round lag SUSPENSION!!

kit chamaaran ne suspension deni aawe sai .......uska patta saaf ho gya agle gedde main .......

 

[ratheetheraist]

hahaha

hahahaha arey raathi merey saathi >>> tu bhi ghana badda rocket launcher se... jisa aa gaya,,, tera chamar ka accent sun key... i can feel dude

hahaha bhai saab pee re so kati aap bhi saari eeeeeee pee ryaaa saiiiiiii
hahahahhehehehohohohoh

 

[anilsangwan]

Vikas Bahoot Badhiya Joke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:d

 

[dndeswal]

.
Bhai, theek sey, laage raho - Darne ki koi baat nah sei.

Ab darne wali ek baat bataoon? Mera ek class-fellow Haryana Police mey sey. Kaafi saal pahle ek thanne mey thanedaar (sub-inspector) tha. Ek din unke SP Sahab inspection karne aaye. Uss Inspector ney uss din kissi gaam mey jaanna tha - ek case ke silsile mein (uss gaam mey kuchh chamaaron ka aapas mey jhagdda ho-rhya thaa).

So, woh mera saathi thannedaar aapne SP tein bolya: "Sahab, uss gaam mey ve dhedh birach-rhe sein - un-hein soodhe kar aawoon".

Uss bichaare ko kya pata tha ke woh SP bi chamaar-ey sey? SP ney uski report kharaab kar di aur bichare ki promotion late ho-gi.
.

 

[downtoearth]

.
Bhai, theek sey, laage raho - Darne ki koi baat nah sei.

Ab darne wali ek baat bataoon? Mera ek class-fellow Haryana Police mey sey. Kaafi saal pahle ek thanne mey thanedaar (sub-inspector) tha. Ek din unke SP Sahab inspection karne aaye. Uss Inspector ney uss din kissi gaam mey jaanna tha - ek case ke silsile mein (uss gaam mey kuchh chamaaron ka aapas mey jhagdda ho-rhya thaa).

So, woh mera saathi thannedaar aapne SP tein bolya: "Sahab, uss gaam mey ve dhedh birach-rhe sein - un-hein soodhe kar aawoon".

Uss bichaare ko kya pata tha ke woh SP bi chamaar-ey sey? SP ney uski report kharaab kar di aur bichare ki promotion late ho-gi.
.

 

[dndeswal]

Rail Raah Bhool Rahi sey !

.
गांव के बाहर सड़क पर चमार ने एक बुलडोजर चलता देख लिया । उसने पहली बार बुलडोजर देखा था । हांफता-हांफता घर आया और घरवालों को बोल्या - "सारे के सारे छात्यां (छतों) पै चढ़ ज्याओ, एक रेल राह भूल रही सै" !!
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[rajeshrathee]

Dear All

Woh kahan kare na jisko jyada kanoon ka pata ho woh jyada sambhal kar chalta hai.

Its better to avoid them calling Ch...... we can address them by Harijan. Nikalne ko to pura hathi nikal jata hai fasne ko hathi ki punch bhi fas jati hai.

According to prevention of atrocities on SC and ST act, we should avoid calling them ch......, because calling them this way is an offence (according to that act) and this offence is to be investigated by an officer not below the rank of SP and its non bailable and further no court can grant a bail unless the accused is arrested and produced in the court.There is a special designted court for such offence.

Whatever we write on this site is an evidence......................

so decide and act becuse ;-

Savari apne saman ki khud jimmewar hai

 

[amitboora]

Deswal sahab,ise ise joke padh key to kati Boora mey Ghee ghal ja sey!! Ghana andy!!!

 

[swati]

very nice

ek be bhai mhaare gaam me chamaran kae koi chote baalak ki maut ho gi... aur te usne dophaare si chaal pade daaban... te jib phonch ge bani me te khod diya sundu chuddey ne ek khadda ,,,,,,, te us khadde ne dekh ke jhunddu chamar bolya ````eeeee yo te bhot badda khadda ,, issme te do baalak aajan`,,,doosra chamar bolya dekh kitna bhoonda bollya ,,TANNE AAGLI BE KONI LYAAWAN`,,

ha ha ha ha
dher bahiya rahi raathi sahab ya to

 

[skarmveer]

Aachhi Salah

Rathi Bhai Sahab,

Salah to aachhi hai per site jattan ke hai-or Jattan ke saman kee rakhwali
to apney aap hee ho jaya karey hai. Aap udey US meain bhee iska dhyan
rakh rahey ho or yanhan hum Bhart mein bhee kanoon kaa dhyan nahi rakhtey.

Bhai Joke to bahut badhiya tha per Rathi ji kee Salah ka bhee dhyan rakho.

Thanks and regards

Dear All

Woh kahan kare na jisko jyada kanoon ka pata ho woh jyada sambhal kar chalta hai.

Its better to avoid them calling Ch...... we can address them by Harijan. Nikalne ko to pura hathi nikal jata hai fasne ko hathi ki punch bhi fas jati hai.

According to prevention of atrocities on SC and ST act, we should avoid calling them ch......, because calling them this way is an offence (according to that act) and this offence is to be investigated by an officer not below the rank of SP and its non bailable and further no court can grant a bail unless the accused is arrested and produced in the court.There is a special designted court for such offence.

Whatever we write on this site is an evidence......................

so decide and act becuse ;-

Savari apne saman ki khud jimmewar hai

 

[virendernarwal]

ek be bhai mhaare gaam me chamaran kae koi chote baalak ki maut ho gi... aur te usne dophaare si chaal pade daaban... te jib phonch ge bani me te khod diya sundu chuddey ne ek khadda ,,,,,,, te us khadde ne dekh ke jhunddu chamar bolya ````eeeee yo te bhot badda khadda ,, issme te do baalak aajan`,,,doosra chamar bolya dekh kitna bhoonda bollya ,,TANNE AAGLI BE KONI LYAAWAN`,,

bhai jama jakat jakat ke tane to lath... bhi gad diya...
nd bahut badhiya
hhklphg

 

[virendernarwal]

darne ki baat na se

.
Bhai, theek sey, laage raho - Darne ki koi baat nah sei.

Ab darne wali ek baat bataoon? Mera ek class-fellow Haryana Police mey sey. Kaafi saal pahle ek thanne mey thanedaar (sub-inspector) tha. Ek din unke SP Sahab inspection karne aaye. Uss Inspector ney uss din kissi gaam mey jaanna tha - ek case ke silsile mein (uss gaam mey kuchh chamaaron ka aapas mey jhagdda ho-rhya thaa).

So, woh mera saathi thannedaar aapne SP tein bolya: "Sahab, uss gaam mey ve dhedh birach-rhe sein - un-hein soodhe kar aawoon".

Uss bichaare ko kya pata tha ke woh SP bi chamaar-ey sey? SP ney uski report kharaab kar di aur bichare ki promotion late ho-gi.
.

deswal ji....ap ne to jama beswal ji (niruuter) kar diya
ek mahara bhi sun lyo....
gagsina gaon h karnal distt. haryana m...jato ka kaffi bada gaon h....wah ka ek jat naya naya rajnitik banya tha....ek din usne stage pe bolan ka moka mil gaya....bolya bhai eb kisse kameen kandu ( kameen kandu@kilkiiii) bhai ne daran ki jaroot nahi h eb aapna raj hai.....?

 

[yudhvirmor]

ek be bhai mhaare gaam me chamaran kae koi chote baalak ki maut ho gi...

Ek baar ek jat ka aur ek chamar ka Fauj main bharti hoon chale gaye

Pahla jaat kaa room main interview deen gaya, Usse Sahab nee pucha "Haath Dikha"

Jat bola "Ji woh toh Ladai kee maidan main dekahaon gaa"

Woh select hogya, Bhar aka usne chamar ke tahin question batta diya/

Chamar ka gaya toh usse Shab neh puccha "Kamar Dikha(Show your back)"

Chamar ka bola "Ji Ladai ke Maidan main Dekahaon gaa"