Ye haath mujhe de de thhakur.

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Sholey picture ka show chal rhya tha arr mhara tau badde dhyaan tein picture dekhkhe tha.Scene tha jadde Gabbar Thakur nei keh sei.....YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUUR.......Tau nei 2-3 bei ya baat Gabbar ke munh tein sunni arr konya rukkya gaya arr bolya," Arre ow rakkass le jya haath tei lejya parr TADDKehein iss thakkar ke Haath dho jyaya kariye...izzat aalla mannass sei.....!
 
oooo ho ho bighan kar diya SIR
Ghana kasoota tha yoh to. Sab kim phel se is chutkale ke aage (haath dho jaaya kar, izzat aala mannass)


devdahiya said:
Sholey picture ka show chal rhya tha arr mhara tau badde dhyaan tein picture dekhkhe tha.Scene tha jadde Gabbar Thakur nei keh sei.....YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUUR.......Tau nei 2-3 bei ya baat Gabbar ke munh tein sunni arr konya rukkya gaya arr bolya," Arre ow rakkass le jya haath tei lejya parr TADDKehein iss thakkar ke Haath dho jyaya kariye...izzat aalla mannass sei.....!
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devdahiya said:
" Arre ow rakkass le jya haath tei lejya parr TADDKehein iss thakkar ke Haath dho jyaya kariye...izzat aalla mannass sei.....!
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bahut baddiya tha...hahahhahha:p:D.....chi chi chi kaka yu keh keh di.......chutkalla ke yu te bumb phood diya.......marunga mein haans haans ke........:D:D:D:D....

aaj kaal te badde se hotel mein challe jao te haath dhon ka bhi kaam machine kar de sein.....hahahaaahaahha killkki marun ke
 
hahahahahaa..............

keshavdahiya said:
aaj kaal te badde se hotel mein challe jao te haath dhon ka bhi kaam machine kar de sein.....hahahaaahaahha killkki marun ke
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oooooooooo khapetter................tu fer mere shaami aagyaa.........:mad::mad:

arr inn machinaa ney chalan taain bhi te haath chande hongee.............kasaiiiiii:confused::confused::D:D:D..................chokha tanne nu na kahi ak main dho aya karungaa uss IJJATT DHAARI ke haath.................hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha..........killkii........pe..........killki.........@IJJATT DHARII........:D:D:D
 
HA HA HA HA HA HA........Julm kaat diya dev sir...Dharti modhi maar dee......ha ha ha ha ha ha ...pet paatya re...ebb paatya.....

:D Ghana Julmi Souda.....
 
ratheetheraist said:
oooooooooo khapetter................tu fer mere shaami aagyaa.........

arr inn machinaa ney chalan taain bhi te haath chande hongee.............kasaiiiii..................chokha tanne nu na kahi ak main dho aya karungaa uss IJJATT DHAARI ke haath.................hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha..........killkii........pe..........killki.........@IJJATT DHARII........
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ooo doberman kutte ki punjharr tanne bhi mere paache paache aana hove se.......hahhahahaha killkki :D:p.........aaya na iizzat alaa......hahahahhhaha
tere bargga te haath bhi na dhotta hoga........er phunchta bhi hoga te pittal ke patte ger rehya hoga..........ooooohhhhhffffff bhagwan mein kya keh raha hun mujhe maaf karna........lekin yeh kukarmi rathhe ko suddh buddhi dena.........:eek: :eek: hahahahahahhahaha

er suun le yeh machine issi hoven se.....iiin kahni dekh bhi lyo to yeh apna kaam kar dein sein saaf saafai ka........hahahhahhahaa killkki
sun li mere pe ibb faaaddu baat tanne.....hahahhahahha:D:p

duur ho jya meri nazron se issse pehle mera jawala mukhi phaat jaye.......:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

hahahhahhahahahha killki pe killkki...............vcuybrnvpmioaccevwiubnsc
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devdahiya said:
Sholey picture ka show chal rhya tha arr mhara tau badde dhyaan tein picture dekhkhe tha.Scene tha jadde Gabbar Thakur nei keh sei.....YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUUR.......Tau nei 2-3 bei ya baat Gabbar ke munh tein sunni arr konya rukkya gaya arr bolya," Arre ow rakkass le jya haath tei lejya parr TADDKehein iss thakkar ke Haath dho jyaya kariye...izzat aalla mannass sei.....!
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HAHAHA Kasuta tha bhai:p
 
bhot ho gyaa........

keshavdahiya said:
duur ho jya meri nazron se issse pehle mera jawala mukhi phaat jaye.......
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bhaii jatlanders saare sunn lyoo.......mera keshu kaa kee jhagdaa ho ryaa saii.......ib asli baat te ke bataunn thamnee.......itna e kahunga bus nuee kahun sun akk isnne meri suhaann na hondii aaj kaal........hahahahha.......killki@suhaann
 
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bhaii jatlanders saare sunn lyoo.......mera keshu kaa kee jhagdaa ho ryaa saii.......ib asli baat te ke bataunn thamnee..parr milti jultii sunn lyoo bhaii..........
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talaq ja meri khanni te bhi...kuuttttiiiiiiiiiii
 
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aree yu ke ho gya bhai re tham jutt kyun baja rahe ho....
kolli bhar lyo iib.......:confused:

cherrs khancha na macho aare......haath milao iib
 
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kadey jindgi mein suaad lena bhi seekh ley

onlyjat said:
aree yu ke ho gya bhai re tham jutt kyun baja rahe ho....
kolli bhar lyo iib.......:confused:

cherrs khancha na macho aare......haath milao iib
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hahahaahah ,,,, puniya saab,,,,,,, yu Haryana sey,,,,,,,, arey rolla key beech mein aaniyaan key ghaaney laagyaa karein,,,, hahaha khi khi khi,,,,,,,,, bawley bahar beth key scene ka suaad le le ney ,,,:D :D :D :D
 
Bhai rajji raho..hansso aur khoob hansao par kisse ka dil matt dukhao........Dil ko mom kessa rakhkho...je jinddagi majje mei kaattni se tei....ke bera kei din ki sei ya saali jinddagi...........Joke padhho aur hansso...thhaddu-2.....killki bi marro.....!
 
dahiya saab.... dil jeet liya.....
her's an alternate joke...........
gabbar says "Yeh haath mujhe dede thakur"
Thakur says "Saale! tere paas pehle sa hi do haath hain.... mare haath le kar kya shera wali aata banega??? saala pagal!!!
 
anubhavdhankhar said:
dahiya saab.... dil jeet liya.....
her's an alternate joke...........
gabbar says "Yeh haath mujhe dede thakur"
Thakur says "Saale! tere paas pehle sa hi do haath hain.... mare haath le kar kya shera wali aata banega??? saala pagal!!!
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Ha..ha..ha.Sahi kahi.........SANTOSI MAA BANNE GA...?
 
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