Zaban Sambhal Ke!!!

[anshumalik]

SLIP OF TONGUE

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "oh shut"​

 

[desijat]

Good one but NON JAT JOKE

 

[anshumalik]

Bhai Vikas,
Zarori to nahi ke sab jokes JAT jokes hi hoon.
Kabhi - 2, for a change kisi aur pe bhi haans lena chahiye.......
kya khayal hai aapka?

 

[desijat]

Bhai Vikas,
Zarori to nahi ke sab jokes JAT jokes hi hoon.
Kabhi - 2, for a change kisi aur pe bhi haans lena chahiye.......
kya khayal hai aapka?

Bhai hai to acha and no harm in laughing at anything, but this section is dedicated to jat jokes.