~How 2 keep a woman happy........

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Come on fellas! Its not that complicated! Its rather simple, actually.

Just make sure you look after your woman/women in the bedroom, and
then watch them dance to your tune.

Yea sure, some of them will still nag, and whine and sulk and...but its safe
to tune them out. Because at the end of the day, when the fat boy sings
they always dance. ;):cool:
 
एक तीर से दो निशाने.........?

कुछ हमारी तरफ़ से भी…..

आदमी के साथ खुश रहना है तो उसको भले प्यार कम करो लेकिन उसको समझने की कोशिश ज्यादा करो ।
और
औरत के साथ खुश रहना है तो उसको प्यार बेइन्ताह (बहुत ज्यादा) करो…………लेकिन औरत को समझने की जॄर्र्रत कभी ना करो……..?

वाह । Shweta ji ……बहुत खुब…… कमाल कर दिया जी आप ने………..53…..सवाल…..? और वो भी …..?

हां…. आप के तागे ने एक बात तो साबित कर दी…… के………..आप ने…..एक तीर से दो निशाने साधे है……..वो कह्ते है ना………. के…..…आम के आम और गुठ्लियों के दाम ।

Shweta Ji …….एक बात और………अगर किसी में इतनी काबलियत या इतनी सहन शक्ति ना हो……..नाज नखरे उठाने की……….? तो क्या वो फ़िर कुंवारा ही घुमें……….? अगर ऐसा है……तो भाई Aabhishek Sirohi Ji थारो तो लग गयो वाट..। थें तो गयो काम ते भायो….? थारो लाल चुदंडी के सपनो का के होगा भाई जी……….?
 
Never scold her,never reason with her,never demand any thing from her,never argue with her,Just say i love you....2.....2...2...2...2...2 all the time...[chahe bhittarla phukk rhya ho]....It is so simple......ek baat aur uske maa-baap ki burrai katti nahin kar diyo na tei uski happiness ka tei naas ho-e-ga.....appni khushi bi kullabbatti kha jyagi.Women are just fantastic creatures...they need nothing to be happy......SAY LOUDLY.............I LOVE YOU DARLING......besss.Kyun Sweta ji...?
 
virendernarwal said:
कुछ हमारी तरफ़ से भी…..

आदमी के साथ खुश रहना है तो उसको भले प्यार कम करो लेकिन उसको समझने की कोशिश ज्यादा करो ।
और
औरत के साथ खुश रहना है तो उसको प्यार बेइन्ताह (बहुत ज्यादा) करो…………लेकिन औरत को समझने की जॄर्र्रत कभी ना करो……..?

वाह । Shweta ji ……बहुत खुब…… कमाल कर दिया जी आप ने………..53…..सवाल…..? और वो भी …..?

हां…. आप के तागे ने एक बात तो साबित कर दी…… के………..आप ने…..एक तीर से दो निशाने साधे है……..वो कह्ते है ना………. के…..…आम के आम और गुठ्लियों के दाम ।

Shweta Ji …….एक बात और………अगर किसी में इतनी काबलियत या इतनी सहन शक्ति ना हो……..नाज नखरे उठाने की……….? तो क्या वो फ़िर कुंवारा ही घुमें……….? अगर ऐसा है……तो भाई Aabhishek Sirohi Ji थारो तो लग गयो वाट..। थें तो गयो काम ते भायो….? थारो लाल चुदंडी के सपनो का के होगा भाई जी……….?
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Ek teer se do nishaane!! Aise kaise laga aapko Sir ji ? Guthliuo ke bi daam.............. are wah daam mile par pahuche to nahi mujh tak............... kahi reh gaye shayad! Aur aapne to waat bi laga di logo ki!! Ab koi na samjhe "Law of Nature" ko to waat lagti hi hai na Sir...............aur kuwanra to koi nahi ghumtaa ye bi hai, bas shayad wo nahi milta jo mil sakta tha agar kuch baate samjh hi li jaati waqt rehte kyonki samjhani to padti hai agar sukh se jeena hai to !:)


A woman gives 5 after getting 2 ! ...........feminism is all about giving i guess, but those 2 are indispensable, whether they may be termed as "naaj nakhrey" or watever! ! After all. woman has a heart, a mind, a set of thoughts, desires, and all things, nothing less than that a man has! Still she tries to give 5 after getting just 2 ............... & these 5 & 2 are nothing specific, its just an example!
 
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devdahiya said:
Never scold her,never reason with her,never demand any thing from her,never argue with her,Just say i love you....2.....2...2...2...2...2 all the time...[chahe bhittarla phukk rhya ho]....It is so simple......ek baat aur uske maa-baap ki burrai katti nahin kar diyo na tei uski happiness ka tei naas ho-e-ga.....appni khushi bi kullabbatti kha jyagi.Women are just fantastic creatures...they need nothing to be happy......SAY LOUDLY.............I LOVE YOU DARLING......besss.Kyun Sweta ji...?
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Areeeeeeeeeeee nahi Sir ji! vo zamanna gaya ya fir ja raha hai ji ! Ye bilkul sach hai ji ki they demand attention & listening bad abt one's parents I think, no one will appreciate!

Women are fantastic no doubts! They are delicate at heart, yet strong at many a things ........... i think ek new thread shuru karna padega isko discuss karne ko! hahhaaaaaaaaaa. & SIR ji ye aunty ji se puchna padega "love u" wali baat ka to:)
 
vivekpannu said:
All what you said was quite true upto a certain limit.
par Shweta itna sab karre paachhe bhi koye guarantee sei ke ak 'women will be happy?':p
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Vivek ji variety ke yug me guarantee ki ichha na karen!:p Anyways, seriously speaking, u will never be able to do this much, & so woman will never be fully happy!! :)
 
shwetadhaka said:
Vivek ji variety ke yug me guarantee ki ichha na karen!:p Anyways, seriously speaking, u will never be able to do this much, & so woman will never be fully happy!! :)
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hahahahaha..ya line to kapde ki dukaan mein baaniye likhya karte, aaj fer yaad aa gayi. par demand ghani sei, thodi 53 ki 53 nahi to kam te kam 25-26 to ho e sake hain. and woman will be half happy but certainly not half unhappy;)
 
shwetaji;;;; i think you are far toooooo obsesed with the idea of how to keep a women happy,plz show some mercy to the already harased male species and put an end to this thread..also when ur talking abt these 53 pts are u talking abt urself or women.;)
 
Rohit, Forget about women, after doing all these things also they will not be happy. Reason can be anything, Less or More.
But i can say about men
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
 
Myself !!

rohit62 said:
shwetaji;;;; i think you are far toooooo obsesed with the idea of how to keep a women happy,plz show some mercy to the already harased male species and put an end to this thread..also when ur talking abt these 53 pts are u talking abt urself or women.;)
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It seems u r too obsessed to know wat i m upto! Its a 'time pass' ........ I must tell u.............:)Anyways Sir, I m not competent enough to put an end to the thread, so better request the authorities!
 
hahaaha

hahahah hohohoho, me obsessed with what shweta does ,this is the best orinigal joke i ever heard,gud to know that u can originate some gud jokes ,an dont always rely on cut,copy ,paste and claim origanality.:D
 
Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...
Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...
Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...
Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...
Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...
Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...
Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...
Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...

Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai, unme hi khush raho...
aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...
Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho <FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">
 
Ennae Bhi bera Konya!

...Bottom line? Ya fidko tae bhaiyee kisi nae bhi na beraa!!! :D
Aer phir bhi na samagh aiye yaa 'adviees' to bhiyon samgho; ya thread shuru kare paache ya baat ek choori khudd booghe sai, estae ya to dekhiya tamnae akae yaa to khudd ennae bhi bera konya! ;):rolleyes::D
 
ram ram

bhai jodha ram ke baat mein hai baitha tha ke koi rasta dekhve women ne kukar kush rakha kare,eb ke karn ka irada se:D
 
good suggestions by shweta and lots of things for guys to learn if they lack somewhere.....but i think by going under this long procedure of making us happy then they will die soon :p:D.....so ladies pls have some sympathy for your lovable and adorable guys to give them some relief:D....rest i've read all the interesting replies from males' side.
 
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