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Aa toh jaawegaa koi baat nahi,,,:p mera tai kimme naa bhigdai,,,;) par ek baat bata tu apni laangad kyukar sangwaavega,,,,:D
er haandiye fer usnai nu pakhda -pakhda ,, jukar bhigde byah mai NAIi haandyaa kare,,,,,,,,,,,
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pai kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
k khuwa li,,,,,,,,,,,:p marge rai haans haans kai,,,,,,,:D


devdahiya said:
Arr tere byah mei aaweiga ow 'GHARMOLLIYA'...aandhhi-pandhhi mei na sadhhei.
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yashbeniwal said:
Aa toh jaawegaa koi baat nahi,,,:p mera tai kimme naa bhigdai,,,;) par ek baat bata tu apni laangad kyukar sangwaavega,,,,:D
er haandiye fer usnai nu pakhda -pakhda ,, jukar bhigde byah mai NAIi haandyaa kare,,,,,,,,,,,
kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii pai kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
k khuwa li,,,,,,,,,,,:p marge rai haans haans kai,,,,,,,:D
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Merri langgadd ki chinta matt krrei mei te gaanthh maar lyunga......terra modd handdei ga khhindya-2 jaanu kabuttar ke pankhh.
 
seemasindhu said:
teri naukri cancel mahre dhabbe pe. deepak ka dhabba te jibbe na band hona shuru hoga tha jab mera er kaka ka kaka-betti dhaba chalu hua. tu deepak ke ne chalevega mahre hote hueeeeeee. ja tanne te we fuuuii laagi odd suhaali denge hum
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ha ha ha seema ji mane to bera tha ek aap jo bhi cheej dyo ge fuuuii lagi hod dyo ge...aapke dhabe ki saari satpakwani ke fuii laag ri s.. mane bera h..jab te yo deepak bhande manjan ki nokri chhod ke gaya s...paletain m fuuuiii laag r s ..ha ha haaa er ude kaunter pe sunita ji bitha rakhi san.. ve ude gaak aatei rupiye mangan laag jyan s us dande n dikha k..chai kise n koi tuk chabya ho chae na..ha ha ha ude us gale m fuii laag ri ss...ek yo raathee bitha diya ude chhonk laan tai...ek b ek gaak iste puchhan laag gya ek bhai ke ke gera karo sabji m ..yo bolya ek bhai ghee, ganthe,haldi,marech,nun.sara soda bata diya isne ..to usne fher puchh li ..ek or ke gero ge..is raakas ne diya ruka yashu te ..ek pakad susre r ne aaj to isse n geran ge..er yo yashu yo ke ghaat uutt s ..isne bhi bhi ek ki gel buri banai ...vo ghana chhankta sa gaak tha .vo yashu ke patile ka dhakan ughad ughad dekhe tha ..ek ke bana rakhya s to .yashu k uthgya chho..ek yo to ptilan ki privacy m dakhal deve s ..ha ha hakilkiiiiiiii @ thare patilyan ki privacy..ha ha isne uste bata di ek bhai mhare dhore bumble ka rayta, aaluan ka gol phod,tari daar bhindi,susk rajma,susk kadi,er matar paanir h..usne na pasand aaya..vo bolya or kya s...yashu chho m bolya ek or to pher..khal bhe dyan ge maar liya muh thoda sa ...ha ha ha
ib batao seema ji mera ke kasur s..dhaba na chalan m..ye utt balak isi isi ulbaad kare ja sain...ude thali bethe bethe..er mane to dhabe ki decoration p lagrya tha...kaka ji gelyan.. ha ha ha kai kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
"bumble ka rayta, aaluan ka gol phod,tari daar bhindi,susk rajma,susk kadi,er matar paanir "

tere byah mae issa e susk sauda banwawoongi...ek byah e susk ho ke reh ja ga. sabke halak me raajma er bessan nahi chippya paya te kahiye
 
sejwaldeepak said:
hohoho buddy we janet mein paache ne bacchhi oodd ,, bhitarle obare mein katti kun sei mein , tokari ke mhaa katti dharti ke laagi odd,, wehi na.. haaahhah:p:D:rolleyes::eek: .. kkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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bhai deepak tere itne dhal ke muh :p:D:rolleyes::eek: ..dekh ka y samaj gya ek kitni bhundi suhali taar rakhi thi tane...halvaai...kilkiii@halvaai...ha ha ha .per tane bera s na ek fuiii laagi hod savali ,puri n daangra raane daangran aage ger diya karan ...fer baat ke dekhe s..ger de "dangar aage" ...ha ha ha ..kilkiiiii @ GER DE DAANGAR AAGE..
 
seemasindhu said:
"bumble ka rayta, aaluan ka gol phod,tari daar bhindi,susk rajma,susk kadi,er matar paanir "

tere byah mae issa e susk sauda banwawoongi...ek byah e susk ho ke reh ja ga. sabke halak me raajma er bessan nahi chippya paya te kahiye
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HA HA HA HA ....mere byah mae... m to doi chaat rya su..mere bya m to mi baras jya ga..aap ne dyan koni diya kera...ha ha ha
 
daanger ka naam mat liyao karo hadde. maneka gandhi ne sun liya te mushkil hoja gi er supporter bhi nare haande hai JL pe
 
maka tik jaao ! :confused: has has ke pet mein dard ho gaya !:D:D

ar manne apna kaam kar lene do !( khaan kaa :D ) do naat dsitruub ! :D
 
seemasindhu said:
ha ha. tammne te saasu susra saga ched diya ibb hadde. per bura bhen te mere bheyi od shakkar yaad aagi. kasuta jee karga khaan ka
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ha ha ha...to pes h saasu-susra saga ka agla itm....
ek b yo utt bateu apni susrad gaya dophare si to ude sarsam ka saag bana rakhya tha..vo khake lotgy.. raat n uski saasu n alu palak khavadi..bina bura ghale...chho ka bhara bharaya sogya..tadkai n jab breakfast karan gya t uski saasu boli uske saale n..ek ja khet mai t bathua tod lya rayta banjagya ter jija tai...vo pehlae dukhi tha is haryali t...bolya tam kyon dukhi ho re so. aapna khet dekha do mane.. do muh udae maraya karunga ..khane ke tem p..ha ha ha ha ...

ibke bhi karya ji seema ji aapka ji kuchh khan n..ha ha ha ha h
 
ibke bhi karya ji seema ji aapka ji kuchh khan n..ha ha ha ha h


hume kray jee...janu tanne bhi khet mae e ger aave...bura ke keede.
 
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