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BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!! TAJMAHAL IS MOVING FROM AGRA TO PUNE
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Dear Sir,

Thanks for the information

BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!! TAJMAHAL IS MOVING FROM AGRA TO PUNE ​

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Zindagi hai to khawab hai !!!!!

Zindagii hai to khawab hai



Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumnewala chahiye...... :rolleyes:



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Dare to do this in your Organisation @

Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the


wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you
IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.




"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.....
 
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Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one, the Star of David. Many people go by and look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.

A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none give to the beggar behind the Star of David.

Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give him more just out of spite."

The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said,
"Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing!"
 
"Ideas are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But, like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny."
- Carl Shurtz, (1829-1906), Writer and Politician
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"सितारों की तरह होते हैं आदर्श; उन्हें आप हाथों से छू नहीं पाएंगे। लेकिन, समुद्र के नाविकों की तरह, आप उन्हें अपना मार्गदर्शक चुनते हैं, और उनका पीछा करते हुए आप अपनी मंजिल पा लेंगें।"
- कार्ल शुर्ट्ज़ (१८२९-१९०६), लेखक एवं राजनीतिज्ञ

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The crazzy one !!!!!

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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ....
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!




1)
Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!


2)
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!


3)
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...

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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!
5)
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"


6)
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain .....

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...



Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...


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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!









 
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Team Admin....
 
Marketing Concepts

A professor at an IIM was explaining marketing concepts:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see and gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

 
Perfect Husband...

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile
phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping center and found this beautiful
leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer ship and saw the
new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted
last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
thousand. It really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....He smiles and asks: "Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?" :)
 
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