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You can find Live Nakal at the following thread -
http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12504
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http://www.jatland.com/forums/showpost.php?p=78925&postcount=201
I was missing very ANDY SAUDA ..YAHAN TO AAP LOGON NE KAALESH KAAT RAKHYA HAI (rATHEE BHAI tERE sHABDYAN mEIN)...
bHAI aPNE aALE tE aNDY hOn hEIN iS hANSI tHaTHe MeIn ... kOE bUURAA nAa mAAN jAEyO ...
Er bhaiyo Kade koesa Jhol Jhol mein BAN Hojya ...Ye Jatland aale Moderator Lath le ke jeepadi thaeen hande hein NASBANDI aalyan ki dhalan .. ek koe phasse er katan rog ....
Bhaiyo aapne dehat mein te balkan ka ek sadhan ho hai yo BALORANJAN KA ...EK DOOSRE PE NAKAL MARNA ....
lYO BHAIYO MEIN SAARI KATHIYEE LIKHUN SUN AAPNE SUTHARI SI CHANT LIYO AAPNE AAPNE TAHI ....
1) JANU CHAUMASSE MEIN MEENDAK CHUTTI AA RAHYA HAI ...
2) JANU BHEET PE DHAPPA LIKH RAKHAYA HO ..
3) DHUNDH MEIN GADHA LAKHAVE HAI ..
4) FAUJI KE DAST LAG RAHE HON ....ER MAURCHE PE EE BAITH GYA ...
5) JANU CHEEKE NE DEKH KE BILLI MUCHYAN PE KE JEEBH PHERE HAI ..EK
DIKHA CHEEKA TOOTE JA ..
6) JANU CHUGAL ....(CHEELAM MEIN DHARYA KAREN )
7) CHEELAM SE MUH AALE
8) JANU MUSSA SEET KI BAROLI MEIN TE LIKAD KE ...THANTHANI LE HAI ...(SEET KHATA THA )
10) GOONDHANI SEE...
Ek aadhe sugale se balak ke roj likadi rahya karti ...
11) THEKAR KE REEET LAG RAHYA HAI.
12) KOHNI KE GYAAR LAG RAHI HO ...
Bhai ek be ek French Cutt chora aagya mhare dhore te ek hasod sa balak se nu bolya tun aapni jaan mein raji ho rahya hoga ...Muh te ISA KAR RAHYA HAI JANU KOHANI KE GYAR LAG RAHI HO ...
13) JANU MHENS NE NAE KARVAN AA RAHYA HO ERRR KARDA DUKHI HO LIYA HO ....
14) BUJHI AAUD BAAT SA MUH HAI ...HA HA
15) SAANJHI SE MUH AALI ....
SAANJHI ---- multani-matti ki banae aaud gudia
16) JUTTI FEEEDEE MAR RAKHI HO ...
FEEEDEEE --- when someone wear it without taking whole in foot and make it broken at the back
17) JANU CHOTTHI KARKE JHOTTA BOOOCHA MARGYA ...
Chotthi - Dung
18) OOOO LEEENDAR ...
19) JANU PUJAMA DHANS RAHYA HO ....
20) REEETAL CHAMAR ...
21) JANU JANET MEIN TE CHODGE HON ..
22) PILPOTTAN SE MUH AALE ...
23) Desi chapaal ...
24) Bhadve ka meendak ...
Bhadva ---- Desi month
Meendak - frog
25) barolli mein ghattu kar rakhe hein ...
Ghattu means hole
26) Chaasni mein ROG kat diya ho ....
.....chaaasni is liquid meetha ....and RoG is ROOGGGGG.
27) Kurdi ke bhoond ...
28) chotta handpump ...
29) tampooooo se muh aala .. .......
tampooooooo means Teeethan
30) Meedha ....
somewhat KHUNDA SA. ..... ha ha
31) khurchan ...
left out of bilovani ...
32) Rooonggaaa .. ...
someone really short and odd type
33) OOOOO Choorne ..
One organism that develops on excess intake of Sugar (Meetha) ....ye jyadatar bachyon mein paya jata hai aur wo khujate rahete hein ...
34) hagaya gadad ....
Gadad is Log of Gadadi (Siyar)
http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12504
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http://www.jatland.com/forums/showpost.php?p=78925&postcount=201
I was missing very ANDY SAUDA ..YAHAN TO AAP LOGON NE KAALESH KAAT RAKHYA HAI (rATHEE BHAI tERE sHABDYAN mEIN)...
bHAI aPNE aALE tE aNDY hOn hEIN iS hANSI tHaTHe MeIn ... kOE bUURAA nAa mAAN jAEyO ...
Er bhaiyo Kade koesa Jhol Jhol mein BAN Hojya ...Ye Jatland aale Moderator Lath le ke jeepadi thaeen hande hein NASBANDI aalyan ki dhalan .. ek koe phasse er katan rog ....
Bhaiyo aapne dehat mein te balkan ka ek sadhan ho hai yo BALORANJAN KA ...EK DOOSRE PE NAKAL MARNA ....
lYO BHAIYO MEIN SAARI KATHIYEE LIKHUN SUN AAPNE SUTHARI SI CHANT LIYO AAPNE AAPNE TAHI ....
1) JANU CHAUMASSE MEIN MEENDAK CHUTTI AA RAHYA HAI ...
2) JANU BHEET PE DHAPPA LIKH RAKHAYA HO ..
3) DHUNDH MEIN GADHA LAKHAVE HAI ..
4) FAUJI KE DAST LAG RAHE HON ....ER MAURCHE PE EE BAITH GYA ...
5) JANU CHEEKE NE DEKH KE BILLI MUCHYAN PE KE JEEBH PHERE HAI ..EK
DIKHA CHEEKA TOOTE JA ..
6) JANU CHUGAL ....(CHEELAM MEIN DHARYA KAREN )
7) CHEELAM SE MUH AALE
8) JANU MUSSA SEET KI BAROLI MEIN TE LIKAD KE ...THANTHANI LE HAI ...(SEET KHATA THA )
10) GOONDHANI SEE...
Ek aadhe sugale se balak ke roj likadi rahya karti ...
11) THEKAR KE REEET LAG RAHYA HAI.
12) KOHNI KE GYAAR LAG RAHI HO ...
Bhai ek be ek French Cutt chora aagya mhare dhore te ek hasod sa balak se nu bolya tun aapni jaan mein raji ho rahya hoga ...Muh te ISA KAR RAHYA HAI JANU KOHANI KE GYAR LAG RAHI HO ...
13) JANU MHENS NE NAE KARVAN AA RAHYA HO ERRR KARDA DUKHI HO LIYA HO ....
14) BUJHI AAUD BAAT SA MUH HAI ...HA HA
15) SAANJHI SE MUH AALI ....
SAANJHI ---- multani-matti ki banae aaud gudia
16) JUTTI FEEEDEE MAR RAKHI HO ...
FEEEDEEE --- when someone wear it without taking whole in foot and make it broken at the back
17) JANU CHOTTHI KARKE JHOTTA BOOOCHA MARGYA ...
Chotthi - Dung
18) OOOO LEEENDAR ...
19) JANU PUJAMA DHANS RAHYA HO ....
20) REEETAL CHAMAR ...
21) JANU JANET MEIN TE CHODGE HON ..
22) PILPOTTAN SE MUH AALE ...
23) Desi chapaal ...
24) Bhadve ka meendak ...
Bhadva ---- Desi month
Meendak - frog
25) barolli mein ghattu kar rakhe hein ...
Ghattu means hole
26) Chaasni mein ROG kat diya ho ....
.....chaaasni is liquid meetha ....and RoG is ROOGGGGG.
27) Kurdi ke bhoond ...
28) chotta handpump ...
29) tampooooo se muh aala .. .......
tampooooooo means Teeethan
30) Meedha ....
somewhat KHUNDA SA. ..... ha ha
31) khurchan ...
left out of bilovani ...
32) Rooonggaaa .. ...
someone really short and odd type
33) OOOOO Choorne ..
One organism that develops on excess intake of Sugar (Meetha) ....ye jyadatar bachyon mein paya jata hai aur wo khujate rahete hein ...
34) hagaya gadad ....
Gadad is Log of Gadadi (Siyar)