Haryana Assembly Elections 09: Khabar, Zayza, Mahol, Halaat!!

In Haryana Assembly Elections 09, your final vote goes to:-

  • Independents

    Votes: 3 4.5%
  • BJP

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • INLD

    Votes: 23 34.8%
  • Congress

    Votes: 40 60.6%

  • Total voters
    66
  • Poll closed .
haha......so true
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.......ये मारा पापड वाले को....


लोग किलकी मार मार के कह्वन लाग रे थे की हूडा साब की 'गोभी खोद दी' इस नंबर वन हरयाणा की अड़ ने ...... जाटलैंड पर भी सब से ज्यादा खूंड इस कैम्पेन के थ्रेड पे बाज्या..... फेर नतीजे तो यह होने ही थे.... सही में ... 'जाटलैंड' अपनी कम्युनिटी को सही ढंग से दर्शाता है ... जय हो..... ....भाई शायद अबकी बार शायद हूडा साब ad नहीं बन्वावेन्गे .... ad का पैसा काम में लगेगा...राज्ये में तगडी विपक्ष का फायदा आम आदमी को मिलेगा.... विकास होगा.... सच में हरयाणा नंबर वन होगा....और फिर ऐसे ad की भी जरुरत नहीं होगी ...जय हो .... .
 
woh!....did you find these links after 13th oct.???(i think not) or you never bothered to paste these before 13th oct.

भाई मैं घने दीना मैं आया सु जाटलैंड पे तो शायद काफी कुछ मिस कर दिया ...यह लिंक भी शायद
 
thats true Anil bhaai, 'Haryana no. 1' was more like NDA's "India Shining". Sad, Shri Hooda didn't learn anything from that episode. Over hype never pays.


धन्यवाद भाई .... हर अछे काम को प्रकाशित करना बिलकुल सही है.... लेकिन भाई इस ad आले सांग में जो जनता के करोडों रूपये कुछ लोग जीम गए... वोह अखर गया लोगों को.....
 
धन्यवाद भाई .... हर अछे काम को प्रकाशित करना बिलकुल सही है.... लेकिन भाई इस ad आले सांग में जो जनता के करोडों रूपये कुछ लोग जीम गए... वोह अखर गया लोगों को.....

भाई घने न थे 10 crore ए थे रिलायंस SEZ मैं भतेरे लुटे थे (as there was no other bidder) और अरावली mining legal कर दी व के फ्री मैं करी होगी! बाकी हमारा पैसा खाना तो politicians का हक़ हैं 1 MLA के अस्सेस्ट तो 5000 गुना बद्दगे बतावे से unaccounted पता नी कितने होंगे!

बाकी विज्ञापन की वजह से कुछ सीट फालतू आगी अगर इलेक्शन ८ महीने बाद होता तो नतीजा कुछ और ही था
 
New Govt

Man best gift from GOD is BRAIN.

Q1 : What do we feel for stability of new Government ?Q2 : Who all will be ministers , name them , if can all 10
names ?

Who deserves +- Who will be ?


.Finance Minister
.Transport
.Agriculture
.Electricity / Power

.Health
.Education
.
.
.

Many others Excise-Taxation Irrigation etc



Q3 : Who should be SPEAKER of House ?
Q4 : Supposedly 1 post of Central Minister is vacant
from Haryana pool...whom do you see as a
potential candidate for a Centre Govt minister &
portfolio?

Q5 : What is in store for Ch Birender Singh Ji ?

Q6: Your 1 maang/want from new CM ?


+++++++++++++++++++++++++

# Kiran Chaudhary +
# Dharambir
# Gopal Kanda (Ind Sirsa)
# Ajay Singh (Yadav) +
# Jaleb Khan (Ind Hathin) +
# Savitri Jindal +
# Venod Sharma ( Ambala) +
# Kuldeep Sharma (Gannaur)
# Anita Yadav
# Sumita Singh
# Dr Raghubir Singh Kadyan ( Outgoing Speaker) +
# Sukhbir Kataria (Ind Gurgaon ) +
# Prof Sampat Singh -
# Randeep Surjewala -
# Harmohinder Chattha +-
# Aftab Ahmed
# Balbir Pal Panipat

NO REFUGEE except H Chattha

Then Rajya Sabha MP Shadi Lal Batra as Centre Minister likely for Defence(satyanas) replacing Inderjeet Rao/Yadav
Eib ke

Replacing Hooda ..jib taim lag ja ga with support of other refugees like kuldeep Bishnoi
 
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Another Jat, Prahlad Singh Gillakhera defeated Bhajanlal's nephew Dura Ram Bishnoi from Fatehabad !!!
 
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Man best gift from GOD is BRAIN.

Q1 : What do we feel for stability of new Government ?Q2 : Who all will be ministers , name them , if can all 10
names ?

Who deserves +- Who will be ?


.Finance Minister
.Transport
.Agriculture
.Electricity / Power

.Health
.Education
.
.
.

Many others Excise-Taxation Irrigation etc



Q3 : Who should be SPEAKER of House ?
Q4 : Supposedly 1 post of Central Minister is vacant
from Haryana pool...whom do you see as a
potential candidate for a Centre Govt minister &
portfolio?

Q5 : What is in store for Ch Birender Singh Ji ?

Q6: Your 1 maang/want from new CM ?


+++++++++++++++++++++++++

# Kiran Chaudhary +
# Dharambir
# Gopal Kanda (Ind Sirsa)
# Ajay Singh (Yadav) +
# Jaleb Khan (Ind Hathin) +
# Savitri Jindal +
# Venod Sharma ( Ambala) +
# Kuldeep Sharma (Gannaur)
# Anita Yadav
# Sumita Singh
# Dr Raghubir Singh Kadyan ( Outgoing Speaker) +
# Sukhbir Kataria (Ind Gurgaon ) +
# Prof Sampat Singh -
# Randeep Surjewala -
# Harmohinder Chattha +-
# Aftab Ahmed
# Balbir Pal Panipat

NO REFUGEE except H Chattha

Then Rajya Sabha MP Shadi Lal Batra as Centre Minister likely for Defence(satyanas) replacing Inderjeet Rao/Yadav
Eib ke

Replacing Hooda ..jib taim lag ja ga with support of other refugees like kuldeep Bishnoi


Jharkhand elections are in store for Birender Singh. He would fight from there.
''Bade Bebaru ho tere kuche se hum nikle''

Randeep surely is going to get high profile in coming govt along with Dangi and Kadian with ministeries. Prof Sampat most likely to have Finance minstery.Kiran shall[would be/could be] be demoted. She doesnt deserve it.
Best time for Hooda to leave her alone for the good of govt. Some Ahir might get a ministery as well.
 
How to destroy Rohtak Fort ?

As History reveals...

Surround the enemy & then attack with full force..best gola daag do.

Bahadurgarh , the entrant gate to Rohtak , need a
young face......
Ajay Chautala son can find some young boy and help him in settling his base.

Bahadurgarh is strategically located...
Delhi ka naak rok sake se
Kharkhoda tak rukka reh ga
Sampla-ites will find an alternative to HOODA
Beri , Badli will become part of RajLand

Kothi gad lo Bahadurgarh main....10 JanNayak Path.

(In Russian Architecture......dekhen aala ki aankh pati ki pati reh ja)
(They lost Bhiwani parliamentary seat as they were considered outsiders!! )

Outer Delhi Likewise Lok Sabha seat can be in eye.......best bet to tame BJP.
Delhi University ( DU ) Control can be held upon. Ek Baar Jatni DU main lag gi arr Jattan ke balak
DU main padd liye to saari duniya main raaj karenge JAT

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What an Idea Sir ji !!

Dheeraj Bhai, you deserve to be in Chautala's inner consultant circle. Unse jyada unke pote ko politics mein laane ki chinta aapko hai.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Bhai jab Rohtak pai attack karo to bata to diyo pahlyan, kade mhare jise gareeb maare jyan :rock:rock

Hope Ajay's son reads this posting and makes use of this unique strategic advice;);)...

waise I doubt he would know how to log in on Jatland....:p:p.
 
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Different scenario

Post elections congress is finding themselves in a strange situation. 6 less seats are creating nuisance in party. They are claiming that they have 7 independent's support.The support is enough to make govt. but it is not sure that govt. will survive for 5 years. HJK becomes important for congress to ensure 5 years for congress govt. It seems that congress will offer Kuldeep the Deputy CM but will it be enough for Bhajan lal. I am not sure, he will demand a different CM than Hooda. May be Kumari sheilja!

Now what if Shielja becomes CM...If will be a big blow for people of Rohtak, Jhajjar and Sonipat as these distt. are remarkably resposible for putting congress in good position with 40 seats.If Hooda does not become CM this time then the congress will loose hold in this area and congress coming to power next term will be a dream.

I think HJK will support Congress as they have very less options but it will be interesting to see whether Hooda will be CM or not. As the time is passing possibilities of Hooda becoming CM are diminishing.
 
Post elections congress is finding themselves in a strange situation. 6 less seats are creating nuisance in party. They are claiming that they have 7 independent's support.The support is enough to make govt. but it is not sure that govt. will survive for 5 years. HJK becomes important for congress to ensure 5 years for congress govt. It seems that congress will offer Kuldeep the Deputy CM but will it be enough for Bhajan lal. I am not sure, he will demand a different CM than Hooda. May be Kumari sheilja!

Now what if Shielja becomes CM...If will be a big blow for people of Rohtak, Jhajjar and Sonipat as these distt. are remarkably resposible for putting congress in good position with 40 seats.If Hooda does not become CM this time then the congress will loose hold in this area and congress coming to power next term will be a dream.

I think HJK will support Congress as they have very less options but it will be interesting to see whether Hooda will be CM or not. As the time is passing possibilities of Hooda becoming CM are diminishing.
hooda ka cm bana muskil hai ess bar ................koi chance nhi hai
 
Bhai congress ka nas paka holiya h badhaii ho ala kaman n 90 percnt shelja ji ko CM ki kursi den ka vichar bana liya h eb maro Congress ke rukee ..ha ha ha ....eb INLD SARKAR BANAVEGI ...INLD ZINDABAD
 
Bhai congress ka nas paka holiya h badhaii ho ala kaman n 90 percnt shelja ji ko CM ki kursi den ka vichar bana liya h eb maro Congress ke rukee ..ha ha ha ....eb INLD SARKAR BANAVEGI ...INLD ZINDABAD
rohatk ki chodhar katam ha ha ha ha
HOODA ji ke CM ke koi chance hi nhi or shelja hooda se better hai

HOODA ko ab nyi party banni chiye
rohtak ki chodhar ke name se
 
Bane to HOODA he ga

REFUGEE pahyain main pad pad ke banvavenge isne
..............Thodi choom choom ke

Ambika Soni rahi...jo Tilyar(RTK) pain aayi thi ..Chief Guest.

Eib manne nu mat poochiyon ki Ambika Cabinet Minister kyuker se..arr Sonia gail kisi yaari se!
 
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Bane to HOODA he ga

REFUGEE phayain main pad pad ke banvavenge isne

Ambika Soni rahi...jo Tilyar(RTK) pain aayi thi ..Chief Guest.

Eib manne nu mat poochiyon ki Ambika Cabinet Minister kyuker se..arr Sonia gail kisi yaari se!
sonia ke sath to pata nhi kis kis ki yaari sa
 
..Bhai Ambika toh purani khiladi hai sanjay gandhi ke time ki..iske sanjay gandhi se kaafe clsoe relation the..
baaki kuch bhi ho cm jat hi banna chahiye..
suna hai 10 mla congress ke hooda ke khilaf kade hain..
shailja aur inderjeet hooda ke khilaf hain.. par majority inke paas bhi nahee ai..
sonia ko achee tarah pata hai aise haalat main sirf hooda hi sarkar chala sakta hai shailja failja ke bas ki baat nahee .. usey toh mp bhi hooda ne hi banwaaya..
yeh sab chote khiladi hain hooda ke saamne ..baaki dekho kismat kiska jor maarti hai..





Bane to HOODA he ga

REFUGEE pahyain main pad pad ke banvavenge isne
..............Thodi choom choom ke

Ambika Soni rahi...jo Tilyar(RTK) pain aayi thi ..Chief Guest.

Eib manne nu mat poochiyon ki Ambika Cabinet Minister kyuker se..arr Sonia gail kisi yaari se!
 
Thoda bahut bataiya janab ki Shelja ne aisa kiya kiya hai ki wo hooda se better hai... educate us sir..

RK^2
kyun bhai ji kya nhi kia inhone
hooda ne kya kia hai asia
hooda ne kuch kia hota tho 40 seat nhi ati congress ki
31 to INLD ki bina kuch kiye aa gyi
 
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