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    tau kee khaat...

    Removed my Moderator Post Removed by moderator. ...
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    JATS THE WAY!!!

    Dude songs from that site just made my day oops NIGHT . UDHAM SIMPLY ROCKS :D *KUDOS*
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    Reality of life

    Every man wants to be his woman's first love and every woman wants to be her man's last love .
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    Brahmans !!!! Some Historic facts (Must read)

    The Brahmin class has shown all the vices of a privileged and entrenched class in the past and large numbers of them have possessed neither learning nor virtue. YET they have largely retained the esteem of the public not because of the temporal power or possession of money but because they have...
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    Brahmans !!!! Some Historic facts (Must read)

    Rajender It is the most fundamental of all my beliefs that we can't look good by making others look bad. BTW what makes you believe that Ramayan , Mahabharat et al aren't fiction . Atleast base your arguements on facts and not on fiction and mythology .
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    Congratulations to Nitin!!!

    Hey Nitin and Monica ! May conjugal bliss perpetuate throughout thy present lives and the six remaining ones thereafter !
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    Jat the great mathematician

    ROTFLMAO:D
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    Bollywood & Software

    * DO loop Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega * IF THEN ELSE Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi. * RETURN statement aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain * Procedure call aaja re ab...
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    Men & Women equation !!!

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy SHOPPING MATH A man will pay 2 bucks for a 1 buck item he needs. A woman will pay 1 buck for a 2 buck item that she doesn't need...
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    Some Auditions on Kaun Banega Karorpati !!!

    Since Amitabh Bachchan's contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati is expired, here are a few auditions for the show. Shatrughan Sinha : Khamosh ! Bihari babu ke saamne zaban chalata hai. Tera cheque phaad ke phek doonga. Dharmendra : Galat jawab ! Kutte Kameene, main tera khoon pee jaoonga...
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    Indian Film Stars and their Answering Machines

    Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya...
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    Titanic in Bollywood !!!

    Have you ever wondered what would be in "Titanic" if the same was made in Bollywood? The name of the movie would be "Goa to Bombay". Well here it goes! * Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJ Jack.Madhuri's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man"...
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    Ever been Spanked by your parents

    So the other day my bro who is in the states was speaking with this Amroo, and in a light vein he told him that it's all because of all the slaps he got from his folks that he is what he is . The Yankee was shocked, and then said in a low, sympathetic voice, "Yeah. I heard about child abuse...
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    Top 5 gifts you'd like to receive

    So... what do ya'll fancy. Do list a few of your favorite things... hey, if you tell me i might even buy it for you...
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    Book Collection. Suggestion please !

    Just endeavouring to understand the psychology of that great Orator and dictator .
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