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Gaamaan ke balak bhi kasutte ho sain. Main jab aathmi main gaam ke school main padhya karda...to utt ke chore angrezi ke masteraan kaa test liya karde... ... Masterji iski angrezi main translation kariyo ... " Katto bhaj ke bitoore pe chad gayi " "Chawanni ghiste ghiste ghis gayi " "...

gabbar's meeting :: Gabbar's Meeting :: Gabbar:'ha..ha..ha.........ha..ha..ha' Sambha:'aahista haans le jhakoi .....balkaan ne darawega' One Daaku:' are ...rolaa na kare tu ....aade gaan(cow) byaawe sai' Gabbar:'baat sun lyo...gaan to chahe byawe chahe naa byaawe...par manne je thare lath mar...

aur ji se lyo ::Basluu and Baruu waiting for the bus :: Basluu:'{ek aadmi tai}..are ..ya bus kade jawaegi?' Aadmi:'.p..p..p..p..' Basluu:'..pindare????' Aadmi:'n..n..nahii....p..p..p..p' Basluu:'..pehwa.???????' Aadmi:'n..n..nahii..p..p..p..p..' Basluu:'..panipat????????????'...

basluu ar baruu ka interview ::Sarpanch trying to figure out if the two are suitable or not.:: Sarpanch:'haan bhai basluu ar baruu.....thaam ke ke kar jano so' Bith:'haam ...master kaa saikal tha lyaan....aur....mandir main tai jutii tha lyaan' Sarpanch:'ar kimme bajaa bhi jaano so'...

Let me add on the same lines Ek bar ek tau kasuutti dhal bhari bus main chadh gaya.uska paan ek chori ke paan pai par gaya. Chori chillayii:'..aaaeeeiii ...paan kaat diya' tau bolya:'..aur beti ..itni bheed main aade ke plaat katenge':) :) :)

aurr suno ::nambardar calls Basluu and Baruu:: Nambardar:'o rai chore' Chora:'Ke sai' Nambardar:'Jaa ...jaa kai Basluu ar Baruu nai bol kai lya' Chora:'{shouts}...OOO rai Basluu' Basluu:' Ke Sai' Chora:'Thamne mera baaboo bulawe sai' Basluu and Baruu:' Ke baat sagaai karegaa..{kilkii}'...

I saw it in an english movie IF YOU COULD READ THIS YOU ARE TOO CLOSE My friend carried this on his ladhdha bike MISS-GUIDED MISSILE

aur le tai pher :: Daakuaan kii raid:: Ek gaam ala:'bhaaj lyo raye....daaku aage daaku' Doosra gaam ala:'..saare jane aapne aapne kaasan baasan ar gause thepri bhitar dhar lyo...daaku aage ' Ek budha : 'aan rai tham to nyu rukke maran lag re so jaanu tai daaku ni mii aa gaya' :) :) :) ...

This is a story about a daaku who himself called Gabbar.He had a aachha badaa gang.He lived in the province of meham.How his fate changed in the hands of two raande,Basluu ar Baaru,is as follows: :: One fine morning Gabbar along with Sambha arrives at his base camp:: Saare Daaku:'Tau...

Dear mr Dahiya, The point is not that all OBC/SC candidates are incompetent.No doubt an SC or OBC person can be as good a doctor as anybody from the general category.But the point is that at many times a much less competent SC/OBC candidate robs the seat deserved by a much competent general...

'teeen tigaara kaam bigaara' We have heard this line many a times.I also believed it until I saw some article in some leading daily many years back.If I am able to recall that article absolutely and correctly ,here are some excerpts: 1.GOD is Generator,Orator and Destroyer. 2.In Hindu...

aan re log...tu to is dhaal kar rahyan sai jaanu tanne tai tawal konya.Chinta na kare mere bhatij ye din to sab main aane sain.aap to tanne kime karna konya ar tu oraan ne bhi na karan diye.......(Kilkiii):D .Rahi sir hon ki baat te main aur kise kai howoon chai no howoon par tere kalil sa...

Ek baat... har maa ne aapna chora ar har bhaan ne aapna bhai suthra e laagya kare.Jyaan ti behna tane to main suthra laag jyaanga par bakiyyan ka ke. Doosi baat... manne laage sai yo VERY shabd gadbad kar rahya sai.So here I delete for all intents and purposes ,in my all senses and consience...

Its really good to have your view.And I think I share the same attitude.So here I say that I shall and will not take dowry in whatsoever way or whatsoever form . Keep enlightening the youth. Ar ek baat aur ,meri dadi dahiya sai.I came to know ke jai chore - chori ki dadi ek got ki ho (of...

I think I read these quotes in the Yesterday's Sunday Times of India i.e. Dated:30.04.06.:confused: :eek: Long Live Plagiarism;)