Gabbar fas gaya raandya kai

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This is a story about a daaku who himself called Gabbar.He had a aachha badaa gang.He lived in the province of meham.How his fate changed in the hands of two raande,Basluu ar Baaru,is as follows:

:: One fine morning Gabbar along with Sambha arrives at his base camp::

Saare Daaku:'Tau Gabbar kii jai...Tau Gabbar Kii Jai'
Gabbar:'Ram..Ram Bhai..Ram..Ram...Ar Bhai Sambhe nai bhi karo'
Saare Daaku:'Kyuun .....Sambha mhara saala laage sai'
Gabbar:'Aachha... pher main thara fuffaa lagoon suun'

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Sambha:'Aan re kaaliye...tu tau Gabbar khatar ke lyaya sai'
Kaaliya:'M.m.m.main to T.T.Tau gabbar khatar laassi lyaaya soon'
Gabbar:{Drinks}...hai tera susra tera ...itni khaati laassi...itni khaati laassi ne to kutru bhi ni pinde..'
Sambha:'haan..ar jaadyaan jaadyaan suur bhi ni pinde'
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::There's lot more::
 
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:D :D :D

poori kar bhai iib isne.............aadhe main na chode...........




jaideep.phogat said:
This is a story about a daaku who himself called Gabbar.He had a aachha badaa gang.He lived in the province of meham.How his fate changed in the hands of two raande,Basluu ar Baaru,is as follows:

:: One fine morning Gabbar along with Sambha arrives at his base camp::

Saare Daaku:'Tau Gabbar kii jai...Tau Gabbar Kii Jai'
Gabbar:'Ram..Ram Bhai..Ram..Ram...Ar Bhai Sambhe nai bhi karo'
Saare Daaku:'Kyuun .....Sambha mhara saala laage sai'
Gabbar:'Aachha... pher main thara fuffaa lagoon suun'

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Sambha:'Aan re kaaliye...tu tau Gabbar khatar ke lyaya sai'
Kaaliya:'M.m.m.main to T.T.Tau gabbar khatar laassi lyaaya soon'
Gabbar:{Drinks}...hai tera susra tera ...itni khaati laassi...itni khaati laassi ne to kutru bhi ni pinde..'
Sambha:'haan..ar jaadyaan jaadyaan suur bhi ni pinde'
:)
:)
:)

::There's lot more::
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aur le tai pher

:: Daakuaan kii raid::

Ek gaam ala:'bhaaj lyo raye....daaku aage daaku'
Doosra gaam ala:'..saare jane aapne aapne kaasan baasan ar gause thepri bhitar dhar lyo...daaku aage '
Ek budha : 'aan rai tham to nyu rukke maran lag re so jaanu tai daaku ni mii aa gaya'
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:: Gaam aalaan ki meeting took place.It was resolved that there live two raandeys in the pados ka gaam.The task of catching Gabbar may be entrusted to them.So the sarpanch went to the padosi gaam to bring Basluu and Baruu::

Nambardar:'Aa bhai sarpanch...baith...kime ghar baar ki baat de'
Sarpanch:'Nambardar ..baat nyun thi..do choryan ki chasak si thi'
Nambardar:'Ke baat sarpanch...sab theek to sai'
Sarpanch:'theek thaak to ke ghurtuu sai...mhare gaam main gabbar nai aatank macha rakhya sai'
Nambardar:'Ke baat...'
Sarpanch:'baat ke...kade kaasan tha le jya..kade latte tha le jyaa...ar daa laag jyaa to thepri bhi tha le jyaa..'
Nambardar:'ek baat sai bi sarpanch...nuksaan to motaa e kare se'
Sarpanch:'aur jamaa bitha diye paani main.'
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::there's still more::
 
vo kaatya rog............bhai ghana kasoota sauda se, iska to tu har ghante main 1 episode baga diya kare ure ne..........mabdya reh, datiye na, poori cassette jad tayiin aade ni chep de jad tayyin hum tanne aade te haalan koni dein........
 
aurr suno

::nambardar calls Basluu and Baruu::

Nambardar:'o rai chore'
Chora:'Ke sai'
Nambardar:'Jaa ...jaa kai Basluu ar Baruu nai bol kai lya'
Chora:'{shouts}...OOO rai Basluu'
Basluu:' Ke Sai'
Chora:'Thamne mera baaboo bulawe sai'
Basluu and Baruu:' Ke baat sagaai karegaa..{kilkii}'
Chora:'manne ni bera ...aape puch liyo'
Basluu (to Baruu):'Chal rai baruu..kade sagai aala aa rahya ho ar chalya jaa'
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Nambardar:'aa ge tham'
Baruu:'aan ne key haam phatak main band the'
Basluu:' ke baat thi nambardar.....ghana tagaazza karya'
Baruu:'haamne to rah me e mor le liye honde..{Kilkii}'
Nambardar:' yo dholi ka sarpanch sai...isne do ek choryaan ki chasak si thi'
Basluu:'ke baat rai sarpanch sagaai karegaa...{kilkii}'
Nambardar:'hai mere bate ...saari haan sagaai ki e baat aagge araae rakhen sain.'
Basluu:'pher choryan ki chasak kyaan tai howe thi'
Nambardar:'yo thhamne saajhi rakhe sai...thari naukri laag gi samjho'
Basluu:'bete rai..naukri...par haamne karna ke hoga'
Nambardar:'inke gaam main gabbar ne aatank macha rakhya sai....bas use ti pakarna sai'
Basluu:'yo kaam to haam iib kar dyaan'
Baruu:' haan aur ke...haamne gaam main paarni kutti ni chhodi...to yo gabbar ke cheez sai'
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::to be continued::
 
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa ya shole to orignal tai bhi badhiay banti ja ri sai......
:D :D


jaideep.phogat said:
::nambardar calls Basluu and Baruu::


Basluu and Baruu:' Ke baat sagaai karegaa..{kilkii}'

Baruu:' haan aur ke...haamne gaam main paarni kutti ni chhodi...to yo gabbar ke cheez sai'
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::to be continued::
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SHOLAY....ho ya....RAMGARH KE SHOLAY....KHAO MAKKI KE CHHOLEY....FOLLEY-FOLLEY....Aur bi kimme reh rya sai akk na Jaideep???? ger de tawla sa....Isney attan na diye ibb....:p :D
 
basluu ar baruu ka interview

::Sarpanch trying to figure out if the two are suitable or not.::

Sarpanch:'haan bhai basluu ar baruu.....thaam ke ke kar jano so'
Bith:'haam ...master kaa saikal tha lyaan....aur....mandir main tai jutii tha lyaan'
Sarpanch:'ar kimme bajaa bhi jaano so'
Basluu:'kaakh bajaa lyaan ....hiindii bajaa lyaan'
Baruu:'ar ..sasiindhi bajaa lyaan'
Basluu:' waae ke ko jhoote nai sunayaa karen'
Sarpanch:'tham manne nyuun batao ke thamne sahi sahi ke bajaanaa aawe sai.'
Baluu:'sahi..sahi........jamaa sahi sahi {both thinking}
Both:'sahi sahi to tau haamne jooot bajaanaa aawe sai..{KilkI}'
Sarpanch:'jyunde raho'
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Sarpanch:'tham ib nyuun batao.....tham piise kitne lyooge'
Basluu:'dekh tau....piise to haamne chahiye konya.....mhara to pet bharya chahiye'
Sarpanch:'pher ke khaya karo thaam'
Basluu:'sanjh ne to haamne ek ek taaslaa daliye kaa....ar saadhe unniis saadhe unniis roti de diye'
Sarpanch:'aan bhai bees bees kha liyo'
Both:' a jaa utt....tanne to haam jamaa e daangar laa liye...{kilki}'
Sarpanch:'theek sai to....ye lyo bus kaa thara bhara ...aa jaio ib'
Basluu:'tau tu nyuun kare nai...tu haamne ek adhdha ar ek ek jodi jutii de de ...haam to paayaan e aa jyaange...{kilki}'
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::still left::
 
areeeeee deepeeee bhai kaha lakho raakhe the ye bomb tanne............. aur baga de 5-4 ...... tha de dhoome ne.......................
jaideep.phogat said:
::Sarpanch trying to figure out if the two are suitable or not.::

Sarpanch:'haan bhai basluu ar baruu.....thaam ke ke kar jano so'
Bith:'haam ...master kaa saikal tha lyaan....aur....mandir main tai jutii tha lyaan'
Sarpanch:'ar kimme bajaa bhi jaano so'
Basluu:'kaakh bajaa lyaan ....hiindii bajaa lyaan'
Baruu:'ar ..sasiindhi bajaa lyaan'
Basluu:' waae ke ko jhoote nai sunayaa karen'
Sarpanch:'tham manne nyuun batao ke thamne sahi sahi ke bajaanaa aawe sai.'
Baluu:'sahi..sahi........jamaa sahi sahi {both thinking}
Both:'sahi sahi to tau haamne jooot bajaanaa aawe sai..{KilkI}'
Sarpanch:'jyunde raho'
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:)
Sarpanch:'tham ib nyuun batao.....tham piise kitne lyooge'
Basluu:'dekh tau....piise to haamne chahiye konya.....mhara to pet bharya chahiye'
Sarpanch:'pher ke khaya karo thaam'
Basluu:'sanjh ne to haamne ek ek taaslaa daliye kaa....ar saadhe unniis saadhe unniis roti de diye'
Sarpanch:'aan bhai bees bees kha liyo'
Both:' a jaa utt....tanne to haam jamaa e daangar laa liye...{kilki}'
Sarpanch:'theek sai to....ye lyo bus kaa thara bhara ...aa jaio ib'
Basluu:'tau tu nyuun kare nai...tu haamne ek adhdha ar ek ek jodi jutii de de ...haam to paayaan e aa jyaange...{kilki}'
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

oops!!:eek: itne h arr a manne kadey naa paryog laey..hehe
me te inne dharey-thaaye rakhya karti.:D :D
verry verry andy stuff;) ,,,kilki @ dharey thaye :D arr manney mharey IN-HOUSE ramgupal verme ( RUUPI:cool: ) ki SHOLEY bi yaad agi:D
 
Bhaiii
KAsoota Souda tha

Yu to padh ke dil te dua kar ra, ak jasi chori tanne chah byah khatar tawli si milja:D
 
desijat said:
Bhaiii
KAsoota Souda tha

Yu to padh ke dil te dua kar ra, ak jasi chori tanne chah byah khatar tawli si milja:D
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Bhai tu tai ...bilkul ...Shah rukh khan sa lagga sa ... teri mouchhh kit gayi ...

eeb teri story banagi vikas fas gaya raandya main....:p :cool:
 
Mooch to mein Katwa di, aajkal Faishon sa chal na raha moocha ka.

Ib to LUX te nahana chalu karna padega, Shahrukh IShtyle aalaa:p

Dua kario KAreena bhi mil jave Lux aale add ki dhala:p
 
aur ji se lyo

::Basluu and Baruu waiting for the bus ::
Basluu:'{ek aadmi tai}..are ..ya bus kade jawaegi?'
Aadmi:'.p..p..p..p..'
Basluu:'..pindare????'
Aadmi:'n..n..nahii....p..p..p..p'
Basluu:'..pehwa.???????'
Aadmi:'n..n..nahii..p..p..p..p..'
Basluu:'..panipat????????????'
Aadmi:'n..n..nahiii..p..p..p..p.'
Baruu:'are basluu...ya bus to gayi..'
Basluu:'aan re jhakoi...ib to bata de ya bus kit ki thi'
Aadmi:'.p..p..p..pata nahiii......{kilki}'
Basluu:'hai mera bata...tu bhi nira e bus kadhan ka sai'
Baruu:'nyuu karaan...is totle ke do ek ghesle tek dyaan saa..yo aape theek ho jyaaga..'
{aadmi runs}
Basluu:' are yo to bhaj liya...pakad isne'
Aadmi:'.{shouts}...i..i..ib to main p..p..puliis ke bhi nahi thyaaoon ...t..t..tham to cheej e k..k..ke so...{kilki}
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:: and more to come..::
 
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