Gabbar fas gaya raandya kai

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Bhai..... jaideepe....... bohat badhiya..... I like ur style of writing.......................wting 4 more..................
jaideep.phogat said:
::Basluu and Baruu waiting for the bus ::
Basluu:'{ek aadmi tai}..are ..ya bus kade jawaegi?'
Aadmi:'.p..p..p..p..'
Basluu:'..pindare????'
Aadmi:'n..n..nahii....p..p..p..p'
Basluu:'..pehwa.???????'
Aadmi:'n..n..nahii..p..p..p..p..'
Basluu:'..panipat????????????'
Aadmi:'n..n..nahiii..p..p..p..p.'
Baruu:'are basluu...ya bus to gayi..'
Basluu:'aan re jhakoi...ib to bata de ya bus kit ki thi'
Aadmi:'.p..p..p..pata nahiii......{kilki}'
Basluu:'hai mera bata...tu bhi nira e bus kadhan ka sai'
Baruu:'nyuu karaan...is totle ke do ek ghesle tek dyaan saa..yo aape theek ho jyaaga..'
{aadmi runs}
Basluu:' are yo to bhaj liya...pakad isne'
Aadmi:'.{shouts}...i..i..ib to main p..p..puliis ke bhi nahi thyaaoon ...t..t..tham to cheej e k..k..ke so...{kilki}
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:: and more to come..::
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gabbar's meeting

:: Gabbar's Meeting ::
Gabbar:'ha..ha..ha.........ha..ha..ha'
Sambha:'aahista haans le jhakoi .....balkaan ne darawega'
One Daaku:' are ...rolaa na kare tu ....aade gaan(cow) byaawe sai'
Gabbar:'baat sun lyo...gaan to chahe byawe chahe naa byaawe...par manne je thare lath mar diya ne..to tham jaroor byaa jyaaoge'

Gabbar:'O sambha....jaa hukka bhar lya..'
Sambha:'tambakuu koni..'
Gabbar:'ke baat???'
Sambha:'khatam ho rahya sai....daakaa mare itne din ho ge'

Gabbar:'aan re o dariye...tu itna bhunda muh kyuun kar rahya sai..'
Dariya:'tau..meri bahu mar gi'
Gabbar:'bahu mar gi????...par tera to byah e nahi ho rahya tha'
Dariya:'pher uun e jhoot moot ki maan le"
Gabbar :'hai mere bate...pher tu uun e kite battery charge kar rahya tha.'

Gabbar:'Ke baat sai kaaliye...sab theek to sai'
Kalliya:'sab theek sai????....kyuun kaaliye ka ke haad paat rahya sai'
Gabbar:'o sambha....gaam ki ke khabar sai'
Sambha:'ke khabar ho thi....ek waa basanti tang kar ri sai'
Gabbar:' ke baat???'
Sambha:'baat ke....ek be gadhe le ke chale gaye....gadhyaan ke aage aage laag li ...saari C.I.D. de di gaam aalyaan ti...er rukke marti chali gayi.."Bhaati aa ge..Bhaati".'
Gabbar:'is basanti ka to main isa jugaar bandh dyuungaa..,isne chaadar main lapet ke ...kaandhe pe ger ke...ar is dhaal tha lyaaunga jukar mendha bakri ne le jyaaa kare.'
Some daaku:'Tau..pher to jii sa aa jyaaga..'
Gabbar:'thamne nahi len dyuun ji se...saare ji se eklaa e lyuungaa....{kilki}'
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:: next--gabbar's failed attempt to kidnap basanti ::
 
arre Phogat.............

arre bhai phogat tu rukiye mannya.........ye te kai cassette ban-li sain aade....
................................. very good stufff... arr ek-be nyu aur bata diye tu saachi ee ye haryanvi nautanki ki cassette te naa banave sai... ak nue cheppe jave sai nayi nayi sun ke............

anyway good stuff...keep it up.........
 
Kasutta rog sa kaat rakhya se phogat ne...er manne bhi isa e laagge se ki yu koe rohtak competition me bhaag lewe se...er haryanvi cassetta ka jugaad sa karan me mund rhya se...

par ek baat to kehnmi e padegi...ke bhai.....gabbar to sahi me kasutta phas gya randya tae !!!!
 
mere bate poori ki poori cassete sunagya 'gabbar fansgya randya ke'
ya Mhavir guddu ,ramher Randa,aali cassete sunaga chhore. fer bhi koi baat na. kam se kam jatland aalan ne haansi to aayi. lagya rah
 
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maane ya sun to raakhi thi..par ghane dinna baad..fer sun ke swad aa ge..aur bhai phogat agar ya casstte ka CD version mail kar sake to aur swad aa jayange.....
Ek wah casstte bhi se.Rande chale england...tai byah di randa ne...
Thara byah karwave rande...agar kite jugad ho sake to...bhai email kar diye...
 
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Phogat ji

Kasute ja rahe ho

writer bhi khud hi lagte ho

isliye hi bar bar time laga rahe ho

Kabhi koi haryanvi film banai to writer ap hi honge;)
 
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