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Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain… Vinod Khanna

Dharmender: When I die, Police coming. Police coming, Buddiya going jail. In jail, Buddiya Chakki Peesing and Peesing and Peesing.... --: Are bhabhi, jara haan kar do nan, Yeh to marne ja raha hai. Basnati ki maa: Are kaise haan kar doon, Dinanath ji!!. --: To...

Amitabh : Aadmi zindagi mein sirf do hi baar bhagta hai, ya to olympic ka race ho ya police ka case ho

Amitabh: JJ, main abhi abhi jail se nikla hoon! Ajit (JJ): Haan, kaho to phir andhar bhijva doon?

Ek chota sa kissa mere bhi dhyan main aawe hai Main jat college main padhya karta jab ek classmate tha, ar wo pehlwani kara karta, usne ek kishori college ki chorri pasand aagi thodi bahut kuch frendship si bhi hogi, thode dina ki freindship pache wa chori boli hogi usne ke tu kade mere tahin...

andy joke tha bhai andy joke tha bhai

ek be apna ek tau cycle chepe ja tha shiela bye pass (Rohtak) aale road pe te. tau ne bhi cycle ke chardate tha rakhe the kati. age ja ke usne ek chore main takkar maar di. chora dhaed pada tale ne. chore ke Uthte hi tau bola "beta ja mithai kha liye" ya sunte hi chore ke choo uth gaya, ar bola...

chore kati beghin dhaa diya se. aur aan de ise ise :)

hansa hansa ke maar diye ji kati :D

apna ramlu roz tadke uth ke 2 ghante bajrang bali ki pooja kara karta ar ek hi cheez manga karta "He bajrang bali meri lottery lagwa de" . is routine ne 4-5 saal ho ge . E din bajrang bali aa ge u dhore aur bole "re ramlu kade ticket te le le"

Ek baar ek tau shehar main ek jaankar ke gharaan chala gaya. Ude usne tau bheetar bitha liya ar apne chore ne bula ke bola : Beta tera tau aaya hai ja is tahin pani liya . Sunte hi tau bola are beta dudh dadh liya pani main ke panchar test karega

Ek baar ek sharabhi ne adhiya le liya aur anti main ghal ke apni cycle pe chal pada. Aaga mada andhera tha are usne cycle iint pe chada di aur pad gaya. Pade pacche usne apne pet pe aala aala(gila gila) lagya, te sharabi keh hai ek "He raam Khoon hi Ho"

Good one Mazaa aa gaya bhai

Good One Intelligent compilation : Hat's Off Dear

santa ne bhai paisa ki ghani jaroot thi, te woh bhai shiv ji ke mandir main chala gaya. so bhai aur shiv ji ki murti aage haath jod ke ar shir jhuka ke bola shiv ji Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Itne mahan ho. Saannoo 100 rupayen chahiye. Kripa karo." bhai mandir ke pujari ne baat sungi. Usne...