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    aglii bar nhi lyaungi

    ok i m nt aware of dat.
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    Joke of the day

    achha re mainne laage tu iska PA rahya hoga jo tainne barata ki gintii b bera hai :p
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    aglii bar nhi lyaungi

    2 bachho ki maa teesari bar shadi kar rhi thi k uska ek bachha ronne lag gya usne bachhe ko aisa kuch kaha k sun k dulha behosh ho gya vo boli thi "chup ho ja nhi to agli bar nhi laungi" ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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    fizool joke

    kabhi aankh pe naak pe hath pe hoth pe pair pe kis kis kis kis kis kadar makhiya baith rhi hai tum pe uff tum nahate kyu nhi :p :p
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    Ullu ki kursii

    ek bar ek ped pae ek ullu baithya karta. ek din vo ullu mar gya ped bada khush hoya par uski khushi thode dinna ki thi. thode din bad uss ped ko kaat k kurssii bana di gyi or aaj bhi itihas gavaah hai k uss kursii pe ullu hi baithta hai :p
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    Chuhhi ka rishta

    ek bai ek chuhhi dusri tae: bebe mainne suna hai tera rishta aaya tha or vo b hathi ka dusri chuhhi: haan bebe aaya tae tha par mainne naa kar di pahli chuhhi: kya tahhi? dusri: k batau bebe chorre k daant bahar the tu bata k suthara lagta mere gell khada odd??? ;) ;)
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    Shayri (Part 1)

    umeed pe duniya kayam hai dost,kabhi umeed na todna khud me tere itni taqat hai tu jo chahe vo palega, ho kaante b raaho me to kya agar himmat hai tum me to bade-2 tuffano ko b padega rasta chodnaa apni pe aau to duniya hila du gar ho ye zajbaa to dushman b jhuke tere kadmo pe. apni himmat se...
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    Shayri (Part 1)

    chehre badlate nhi, insan badal jate hai waqt rukta nhi, lamhe badal jate hai raaste badlte nhi, manzile badal jati hai jindgi badalti nhi chand lamho k safar me jindi k karvaa badal jaate hai ghirr jata hai jab gardisho me insan to har "mehrbaa" hi nhi khuda b badal jate hai
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    Hamara Haryana aur BABA

    main tau ki jagah hoti tae kahti baba tu diya rahan de ek lalten le kyunki iski jyoti diye se jyada hai arr raat ne lalten jalva k apne khetta mae pahara dilwati arr khud apne ghar ki chaat pe majje tae sotti :)
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    ramlu ki jurab

    ramlu ki juraaba mae tae ghanni bhundi badbu aaya karti itni bhundi k saare log bhaaj jaya karte jitt b vo jaata ek din uski bahu nae nai jurab di arr boli inn nae pahar jarur liye mere bhai ka byah hai ramlu nae nai jurab pahan li arr gya byah main. fer saare log bhaaj ge udde tae? ramlu ki...
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    bollan aala tota(parrot)

    Ek bae ek tote parrot) nae teen bhasha aave hai english hindi n haryanvi to ek aadmi sochhe hai akk puch k dekhu??? aadmi: who r u? tota : i m a parrot. aadmi : tum kaun ho?? tota: main ek tota hu. aadmi : tu kunn sae?? tota: main tera babu suu ek bae main samjh nhi aaya k? :)
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    Ek Talash Bhule Bisron Ki.........Jo kabhi Shan The JATLAND Ki.

    jindagi/khushio ki talash me jaane kyu bhatkate hai log jindgi to har shayy me muskurati hai hamare sath durr ho b jaaye kuch hamrahi to kya jidagi fir b milati hai unse gar jajbe ho sachhe, ajnabi b apne se lagte hai gar insan ho achhe "main rahu na rahu raah pe nishan chod jaunga koi kitna bhi...
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    ♥"never miss a girl with the following qualities"♥

    aisi chorri to bahut hai bt male ego unhe aisa rahne na deta i think ladka/ladki jo b ho self respect maintain rakhni chahiye vaise jo ladki gussa karti hai vo pyaar b bahut karti hai samne wala samjh hi nhi pata gussa b pyaar ka roop hai Heere ki kadar johri ko hi hoti hai cpy paste to koi b...
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    What Must Be Aim Of living -ART OF LIVING

    FATEH SIR you explained it so well i cant do the same but i do feel the same lyf's aim is to b HAPPY always it neither lies in material things nor in anything else. The Greatest wealth is TO BE HAPPY with what u have. its jst a feeling of flying in the sky. :) i dnt understand y dnt peple...
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    What Must Be Aim Of living -ART OF LIVING

    Some think money, some seeks for name,fame, good career,good lyf partner, good friends,material things etc. etc whats actual outcum of living as a human? though so many updowns r there in lyf what Jlanders think about the same. share yr views
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    being best is not just enough to be successful,luck plays an important role in it.

    :) sab dimag ka khel hai sirji n dear jlanders sab ki lyf me probs hoti hai kisi ki me kam or kisi ki me jyada hard work,cheatings,etc etc so many factors still dere is one thing POSITIVE ATTITUDE lyk i ll win though i failed so many tymes i hv believe in my self. wat d hell bad luck can do,wen...
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    being best is not just enough to be successful,luck plays an important role in it.

    agreed but its jst we that make luck things much important sumone thinks i didnt get that job! ohh i m so ill lucky sumone cries for a bad lyf partner,sumone for money etc etc. we make thousand reasons that may show some bad luck in some terms but actually its nt bad luck GOD decided our fate,so...
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    Joke of the day

    farmaaish ek aadmi apbi biwi se : main teri roj roj ki farmaisho se bahut tang aa gya hu main khudkhushi karne jaa raha hu biwi : arrey jaate jaate ek white suit to dilate jao main 13vi pe kya pahnugi :applause: ;)
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    film based on the current lifestyle & problems of farmers specially jats

    its a good move,well its been a long time to see a good and meaningful haryanvi movie congrats and wishes to u Sirji.
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    Quote of the day---Inspiring or funny only

    n born widout cloths hahaha jst kidding n one more love jst by hearing voice etc etc
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