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A company, feeling it was time for a shapeup, hires a new CEO. The new CEO is determined to rid the company of all unproductive workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young chap leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were busy working, except for this...

God killed 3 in a car accident by error. He decided to pay Rs 10 lakhs each and let them go back to earth. Jat and Sardar are back. Sindhi is still Bargaining

Bachpan main humne bhi ye suni thi thoda different thi: "masterji ne Tau se kaha ke 30 tareekh( date 30) ko aa jana school main. Tau ko ginti nahi aati thi.. usne ek bakri paal rakhi thi aur rojana bakri ki ek leed ek handi main dal deve tha aur rojana ginti karta tha. Ek di bakri khul gaye aur...

Ultimate: Actually banta was very honest

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere: A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman B. 2 French men and 1 French woman C. 2 German men and 1 German woman D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman...

WOMEN'S DICTIONARY Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not...

Santa & Banta go for camping and pack a cooler, sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. Santa turns to Banta and says, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer." "No way,"...

>On a flight James bond was sitting beside a Telugu guy. > >Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?" > >James Bond: "My name is Bond " > >Continuing in his inimitable style, " ......James Bond." > >James Bond: "And you?" > >Telugu Guy: " My name is Rao... > >Siva Rao... >...

CLASSIC VERSION... The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food...

The Story.. Once upon a time, there was one Baniya, who had one son called Krishna. Krishna gets married to one beautiful girl. While returning to home, they decide to take some rest under one tree (A big tree). There was one spirit(Bhoot) staying on that tree. Spirit sees the bride of...

One bright morning, in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came and shot those two dead men. If you don't believe this tale is true, Just ask the blind man ? He...

Dear Friends, Check this out Please read it very carefully and think of the reply the question very honestly..... Check the answers at the end of the email...... Here you have a great chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending any money. This test was devised by...

Nice one... Shaadi ke Baad ki Phases : Phase-1 : CHANDRAMUKHI > from 1 to 3 years after shaadi. Phase-2 : SURYAMUKHI > from 3 to 6 years after shaadi. Phase-3 : JWALAMUKHI > from 6 to 9 years after shaadi. Phases after 9 years... Please add to this..

ye to galti hogi mere se.. maine thread pur nahi padha tha.. bhayio koi bura mat mano...

Tau ne bujha ke bhai SUNDU tu akela gaya tha ya apni gharwali ne leke gaya tha.. chaan pe

My Thoughts: It is simple - the matter can neither be created, nor destroyed... It will always remain on earth (which is close to being a sphere) until the atmospheric blanket is wiped off... Hence CG will remain almost intact.... But mind it, a huge collision from a comet or meteorite (at...

good sandeep bhai..

lovely story...