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Ek chora ghana albadi tha aur chhak ke kala tha. Ek baar woh albaad kar ke ne aur bhaj ke bhiter ale kamre mein look gaya. Kamre mein bhi jama ghup andhera tha. Uska babu bhi phiche piche lath le ke aur kamre mein bad gaya er woh chora chak ke pitya. Chora bahar likad ke bolya " Babu nu to bata...

Movie Sarkar " Kisi ko marna jurm hai, lekin kissi ko sahi samay pe marna rajniti hai"

Bhaiyon, I am sure you must have heard this joke. But for those who have not heard, here it goes Ek baar ek Jaat aur Baniya gahre dost the. Ek baar Baniya tirth yatra pe jaan lagya to Jat te bhuji ek tere khater ke layon. Jat bolya ek shankh le iye. Baniya saari yatra kar jab gaam me badan...

Satyender Bhai, Asli rola to jab hota, jab kile bandwan alle aur bhai bahen aa jate.

Bhai Rakesh, Gajab ki memory le rahya hai. Keep it up.

Dear JLs , this is not a joke but a routine dialogbazi in our villages. It may have been posted here earlier. Here it goes Ek baar ek patla sa chora sardiyaan mein sirf baliyaan ar pajama paher ke nohre ke aage khaat pe baithya er kamban lag rahya bundhi dhal. Er uska Babu chilam bharan lag...

Bahut bahdiya, keep posting

Badiya hazir jawab

Bhadiya taal mel

Dear Jatlanders, I am sure this joke must have been shared earlier. But still here it goes Ek lamba aur patla sa chora apni saurad chalya gaya. Raat en jab rotiyan ka time hoya to sauradiyan ne dharti pe daari beejha di. us pe woh ukdu baith ke roti khaan lagya. Chori ke dadi ne sochya le...

Problems are always there and will remain there but they should not outshine the real positive change we have seen. Against these 6 listing you could have posted 100 shining achievments also

Very Good. Tks alot

Pannu bhai, I like your statement that eeb te main haans liya. Gr8 going.

Thet haryanvi budde

May be it's a repeat joke Ek baar ek jaat tubewell khatar khode tha par naiche pani nahin milya. Usne doosra kodhya to wahan bhi pani nahin milya. Uski gharaali boli kisse pandit ji ne pooch le ak kit paani milega. Jaat bolya, in pandatan ne ke bera kheti ka. Isse zid mein do kuanwe aur khod...

Doston, naye member ki taraf se ek chutkala Ek baar ek budda ghar ke bhaar betha beedi peen laag rhaya tha. Ek shahri aadmi aaya aur bolya : Tau, beedi mat piya kar, iste aadmi dheere dheere mar jata hai. Tau ne jor ka soota marya aur bolya : Jab hamne ke jaldi hai maran ki. Dheere dheere marange.

Doston, ho sakta hai purana chutkala ho, lekin pher bhi pad liyo Ek baar ek aadmi apne dost ne milan chal padya. Uske dost ne khetan mein ghar bana rakhya tha. Jab woh admi dost ke ghar pahonchya to dekhya uski gharaali roti pove thi aur dhore ek kaala saanp baithya tha. Aadmi rooka de ke dost...

ek meri taraf se bhi Khali nain (Mrs. Barber) katde munde