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dkumars said:
1 mera bhi sunlo... aaj 2 din ho liye Six sigma ki boring training chaal rahi hai...
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Bhai Devender konsi company mai sai. Six sigma ka thoda bahot to Green Belt level tak ka maine bhi idea sai. Corporate exam mai Analyze phase mai 96% aa gaye thei. Kime mahare layak Seva ho to batao.
 
jitendershooda said:
Ha ha ha
Dekhya mein theeke kahun tha ne doosre thread mein.

Meri gail bhi madi madi isi ee si bani aaj office mein ... tedkaen jake paramthey len lagya. Wo chora usne tata karke makhan lan lagya. Kati isa janu bus bhida bhida ke raji kare chammach ne. Mein bolya maka bhai thodi daab deke chod de is makhan ne ispe ... is paramthey ke ke dard ho se.
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Bhai Re tere Joklu ne te marva diye hote. Kaye din pehlan padhya tha yo. Aaj main bhi maari canteen mein paramthey khaun tha. Vo chhora b nyu a kare tha. Manne teri baat dhyaan aagi. Manne keh di, Makhan re k kare se tu.(Haryanvi ka nyara a rob se, hindi bolo to chu.. samjhe sein.) Mada sa suthri dhaal dhar de butter. Is paramthey k dard koni hove. Bus itna kehna tha. Hamari manager cha peeve thi. Uste control koni hoya or moonh mein te chaa ki pichkari maari uske aage khade assistant manager pe. Unka aapas mein rola ho gaya. Saare khade haanse they. Main to sutak liya. To bhai Hooda tere joklu ne to marva diye hote.
 
bijli ka taar :)

seemasindhu said:
jatu translation of joke of the day

office ke dhore sik subway main nescaffe hai. saare journos aas paas ke newspapers ke aake hudde e dharna diya kare...bhook laag ri thi te maka maagi kha le...maggi order kari...ghanni e haan ho li maggi e na ready hui...kai be jaa li main counter pe...finally server ne ishaara karya ek le jaao, main gayi or boli "ya wa e maggi hai jo 2 minute main bana kare"
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jitendershooda said:
Ha ha ha
Dekhya mein theeke kahun tha ne doosre thread mein.

Meri gail bhi madi madi isi ee si bani aaj office mein ... tedkaen jake paramthey len lagya. Wo chora usne tata karke makhan lan lagya. Kati isa janu bus bhida bhida ke raji kare chammach ne. Mein bolya maka bhai thodi daab deke chod de is makhan ne ispe ... is paramthey ke ke dard ho se.
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sumitsehrawat said:
hehehe :-)
istey bhi bhunda haaal ho jaaya kare kade kade.
manney ek bey ek isa chora dekhya ....kati kha kha ke paaatan ne ho rahya tha....T sharatt er jeans main. maka is tey bhujhu tey sahi maka jhotte tu kon se gaam ka hai......er fer bera paaatya k bhai vaaa jhotti thi...maka aaaaj ke zamaane me bhi hidimbha hoya kare..... main fer bhaaj liya udey tey.
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Good stuff....maja aagaya....
Re bhoondi to mere gail bhi bani thi...bera ni pahele bhi share kari ho...pher likhoon soon...

baat pooraani se...par meri bolti band hogi thi...
bhai main likda tha hisar te delhi ki bus main sabere 4 baje...12 baje ki flight thi pune ki....socha tha 9 baje poonch jaaoonga...par kit....ek to va bus..jaanoo maike te sasuraal ja the ke...jama-e-dharti ke paan ragad ri thi..ar doosra mera bata o conductor jama-e phoofa ho raya tha sabka...saare boojen ke bhai kad sek poocha doge..ar vo bole tolae poonch jaange..ar pher bidi laale...bhai 7:30 pe bas rohtak poonchgi..ar mera sabar toot liya...to main badi shanti poorvak tareeke tain us conductor te poocha..
--Uncle kitne-ek-baje pooncha doge..to bhai uska jawaab tha..
Pad raya sai ek ni..main bolya haan...to o bolya..pher kayoon booje se..ghadi tere dhore rahi jad dilli poonch ja dekh liye kitni haan main pooncha sai...a-e-mera bata pad likh ke kharaab kar raya se...
to ek bai to noon lagya ke galat ched diya yo to...maakhi ke chate main aangli laadi...par bhai..flight aale ke mere ekle khater datten the...to pher boojan ki himmat kari...
--Uncle meri flight se pune ki 12 baje ki..likad gi to maine mushkil hajayagi..uste pahlen to poonchae diyo...par bhai..tha to o bhi jaat-e...usne moon kholya ar nyoon bolya...dekh beta..ya bus meri ghar aali to se ni ke iske raepta maroon ar yaa aage-aage bhajlegi...ya to jise chale se usi-e chaalegi...ar tere ghani tol hori se to ye khambe pe bijle ke taar rahe...koisa ek pakad le..tane airport ke..seedhe pune pooncha denge...are bhai o to pher seedha moon karke bedi phookan laag gaya ar main usne dekh dekh ke phookda raya.....

Eb noon na boojiyoo..ke flight pakad mai aaye ke nahi.....flight aale ke mere susraadiye the...jo meri baat dekhen...likad ge vo to ar mere dandaaii hogii.. :)
 
Lyo mein bhi saani si kaat dyun kathi ee :)

seemasindhu said:
ek te calorie paramtha bana ke de tha tanee, uppar te chore ka majak udaave hai
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Ha ha ha ... bera na Seema, nue bera se ek pahelyan aali mehanat rahi na ... par pher bhi yo calorie concious na hoya jata ...


satpaldalal said:
Bhai Jeetu, canteen ke parathe pai ghee kha kai pahlwan na ban sakta. Pahlwani karni sai to ude canteen mai 1 bhains bandh de.
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Ooo Satpalle ... satpalle re ... bhai adat bigadgi asal mein ... rolla te yo se ... par oon soch ke dekh ... je cafeteria mein bheins band jya to ke gyan bane ... tere ye six sigma aale jibbe certify kar dein company ne .... padhi likhi bheins hon er na kise ke poojhad marni ... ek particular jagah jake dincharya se farig hon ... er pher client aavein to uneh bakhore bhar bhar doodh pyavein ... har roj shyani bhen ki bhi project wise duty lagge .... ;) just put your valuable thoughts on this and bring some illustration ... ha ha

satpaldalal said:
Bhai Devender konsi company mai sai. Six sigma ka thoda bahot to Green Belt level tak ka maine bhi idea sai. Corporate exam mai Analyze phase mai 96% aa gaye thei. Kime mahare layak Seva ho to batao.
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hmmmm dyaki ;)

jiddijatt said:
Bhai Re tere Joklu ne te marva diye hote. Kaye din pehlan padhya tha yo. Aaj main bhi maari canteen mein paramthey khaun tha. Vo chhora b nyu a kare tha. Manne teri baat dhyaan aagi. Manne keh di, Makhan re k kare se tu.(Haryanvi ka nyara a rob se, hindi bolo to chu.. samjhe sein.) Mada sa suthri dhaal dhar de butter. Is paramthey k dard koni hove. Bus itna kehna tha. Hamari manager cha peeve thi. Uste control koni hoya or moonh mein te chaa ki pichkari maari uske aage khade assistant manager pe. Unka aapas mein rola ho gaya. Saare khade haanse they. Main to sutak liya. To bhai Hooda tere joklu ne to marva diye hote.
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Ha ha ha ha Kamaldeep .... soch ke bhi andy lagge hai yo scene te .... wa manager tere te raji hogi eeb ... le aacha promotion hovega ;)


arvindsinghrot said:
Pad raya sai ek ni..main bolya haan...to o bolya..pher kayoon booje se..ghadi tere dhore rahi jad dilli poonch ja dekh liye kitni haan main pooncha sai...a-e-mera bata pad likh ke kharaab kar raya se...

--Uncle meri flight se pune ki 12 baje ki..likad gi to maine mushkil hajayagi..uste pahlen to poonchae diyo...par bhai..tha to o bhi jaat-e...usne moon kholya ar nyoon bolya...dekh beta..ya bus meri ghar aali to se ni ke iske raepta maroon ar yaa aage-aage bhajlegi...ya to jise chale se usi-e chaalegi...:)
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Ha ha ha ha bhai re arvind gajab ka chitran karya tanne ... ha ha ha ... ye driver yo padhan aala saval kyun karya karein ... ha ha ha .... gharaali ... ha ha ha ...

Nue ek be Rohtak te jhajjar ja thi bus ... oos root pe jib si katti tooti aud khatara bus laya karte .... us din ek Bhambheve ka conductor ahlawat saab ... kati sehaj sehaj challe thi wa ... beech beech mein hava le jya ... driver kime kare gear aale dande dhore er pher girda le .... ghani der theek si chalti dekh ke driver ne jani ek le madi RES (race) :) deke dekh lyun ..... uske RES dete hi ... pher khadad khadad karke band hogi ... Ahlawat choh mein aake driver ne bolya .... re oo sehaj sehaj girda le ne, ya kitte na PACHANDE marre ...
 
Jitu tanne nyu nahi kahi....akk iss makhan nai paramthey ki paapddi paad kai bheetar lako dey:)
jitendershooda said:
Ha ha ha
Dekhya mein theeke kahun tha ne doosre thread mein.

Meri gail bhi madi madi isi ee si bani aaj office mein ... tedkaen jake paramthey len lagya. Wo chora usne tata karke makhan lan lagya. Kati isa janu bus bhida bhida ke raji kare chammach ne. Mein bolya maka bhai thodi daab deke chod de is makhan ne ispe ... is paramthey ke ke dard ho se.
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jitendershooda said:
Ha ha ha ... bera na Seema, nue bera se ek pahelyan aali mehanat rahi na ... par pher bhi yo calorie concious na hoya jata ...




Ooo Satpalle ... satpalle re ... bhai adat bigadgi asal mein ... rolla te yo se ... par oon soch ke dekh ... je cafeteria mein bheins band jya to ke gyan bane ... tere ye six sigma aale jibbe certify kar dein company ne .... padhi likhi bheins hon er na kise ke poojhad marni ... ek particular jagah jake dincharya se farig hon ... er pher client aavein to uneh bakhore bhar bhar doodh pyavein ... har roj shyani bhen ki bhi project wise duty lagge .... ;) just put your valuable thoughts on this and bring some illustration ... ha ha



hmmmm dyaki ;)



Ha ha ha ha Kamaldeep .... soch ke bhi andy lagge hai yo scene te .... wa manager tere te raji hogi eeb ... le aacha promotion hovega ;)

Ha ha ha ha bhai re arvind gajab ka chitran karya tanne ... ha ha ha ... ye driver yo padhan aala saval kyun karya karein ... ha ha ha .... gharaali ... ha ha ha ...

Nue ek be Rohtak te jhajjar ja thi bus ... oos root pe jib si katti tooti aud khatara bus laya karte .... us din ek Bhambheve ka conductor ahlawat saab ... kati sehaj sehaj challe thi wa ... beech beech mein hava le jya ... driver kime kare gear aale dande dhore er pher girda le .... ghani der theek si chalti dekh ke driver ne jani ek le madi RES (race) :) deke dekh lyun ..... uske RES dete hi ... pher khadad khadad karke band hogi ... Ahlawat choh mein aake driver ne bolya .... re oo sehaj sehaj girda le ne, ya kitte na PACHANDE marre ...
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Promotion te ho a gye bhai g. aaj savere a bhej diya market mein kehti mere mobile mein balance khatam ho gya hai. Dalva lao. Appraisal ka tame chaal rya se kaam karna pade se.
Jadd bhi bahar mile se Jattan ki baat karan lag jya se. Kade nyu kave se ak mera ak jaat friend tha vo b aapker jaise hi hansmukh tha. Ar fer ghuum fir k ne office ki a baat karan laag je se. Main mann mein kahun suin makha tanne to chaa baga thi manne chaa ka ghoot peen degi ak nai.
 
jitendershooda said:
Ooo Satpalle ... satpalle re ... bhai adat bigadgi asal mein ... rolla te yo se ... par oon soch ke dekh ... je cafeteria mein bheins band jya to ke gyan bane ... tere ye six sigma aale jibbe certify kar dein company ne .... padhi likhi bheins hon er na kise ke poojhad marni ... ek particular jagah jake dincharya se farig hon ... er pher client aavein to uneh bakhore bhar bhar doodh pyavein ... har roj shyani bhen ki bhi project wise duty lagge .... ;) just put your valuable thoughts on this and bring some illustration ... ha ha
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Yo to kasuta imgination likh diya tane. mai to soch soch kai haasan laag rahya soon. Jai isi intelligent bhains ho jya jo kime kaam naa karwave, self service ho aur kime mahara kaam bhi kar de, mai to us bhains nai office mai tai chor le jyaun. Aur fer uske kunbe ki aie dairy kholun. Kam to kuch karna nahi, bas bakhore bhar bhar kai doodh peena sai.

Saaani bhi na bheni. wa aape jugad kar legi.
Jeetu Mandothi gaam mai 1 dost sai. Yashpal, arya smaji, math teacher, unke gharan 1 cow aur uska kunba / kharna sai. Wa gaaan jibe dincharya karya karain jib we uske gobar tai tokri aur mutan tai balti le kai nahi khade ho jya aie karai. Baddi intelligent gaaay dekhi bhai.
Par Jeetu haam bhains ki baat kar rahye saan. Bhains nahi ho sakti isi. Bhains ke peechhe jai aadmi khadya ho jya nai nyu karan tai, ulti hat kai pahlya to upar moot - gobar karai aur fer bhajte aadmi kai 1 seeng bhi thoke.

Bhains aala idea to aie poora imagine kare sake sai. Waiting for some humours stuff.
 
doctr saab saara kaad liya k

Ek baar ek jagah pe raktdaan shivir laag rya tha,ek kati patla sa aadmi k berana k mann me aayi wo us shivir me gaya ud usne doctr te kahi ke doctr saab main hi raktdaan karunga,dctr bola na bhai tu rehn de kimme ghana e pehlwan se maan ja tu rehn de,par wo aadmi bhi kati riff hoga bola main to khoon deke e ade te jaunga ,dctr nurse te bola kadle 2-4 boond na te yo jave konya,nurse k sui lagate hi wo aadmi behosh ho gya,dctr bola natu tha is t manya e konya,us aadmi k 2 bottle khoon chadaya to wo hosh me aaya ar uuth te e dctr te bolya are sara e kaad liya k.
 
cma123 said:
Ek baar ek jagah pe raktdaan shivir laag rya tha,ek kati patla sa aadmi k berana k mann me aayi wo us shivir me gaya ud usne doctr te kahi ke doctr saab main hi raktdaan karunga,dctr bola na bhai tu rehn de kimme ghana e pehlwan se maan ja tu rehn de,par wo aadmi bhi kati riff hoga bola main to khoon deke e ade te jaunga ,dctr nurse te bola kadle 2-4 boond na te yo jave konya,nurse k sui lagate hi wo aadmi behosh ho gya,dctr bola natu tha is t manya e konya,us aadmi k 2 bottle khoon chadaya to wo hosh me aaya ar uuth te e dctr te bolya are sara e kaad liya k.
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A Seema tanne te kati a gade murde khod diye. Iste b purana sa nahin tha k koe???
 
cma123 said:
Ek baar ek jagah pe raktdaan shivir laag rya tha,ek kati patla sa aadmi k berana k mann me aayi wo us shivir me gaya ud usne doctr te kahi ke doctr saab main hi raktdaan karunga,dctr bola na bhai tu rehn de kimme ghana e pehlwan se maan ja tu rehn de,par wo aadmi bhi kati riff hoga bola main to khoon deke e ade te jaunga ,dctr nurse te bola kadle 2-4 boond na te yo jave konya,nurse k sui lagate hi wo aadmi behosh ho gya,dctr bola natu tha is t manya e konya,us aadmi k 2 bottle khoon chadaya to wo hosh me aaya ar uuth te e dctr te bolya are sara e kaad liya k.
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yo khoon deniya ... mukesh tei naa thaa kade ????:p:D;)
 
dkumars said:
Peepal ... hmmm :confused::eek::rolleyes::D... hahahhaa

Mukesh JL ka hero hai mere pyaare bholle villain :p
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Tanne villain bana diya kasuta suvaad a gya. Aajkal Hero k haath laage a k se. Dhai ghante to villain suvaad leve se ar aakhri ka aadha ghanta hero villain k khujli si karke raaji ho ja se. heroine k suvaad te Villain le ja se. Is maamle mein Prem Chopra badhiya reh gya. Baaki manne Bhola na kave Bhai Ladai ho jaagi. Itna bhola b koni ak villain ka role b karun ar mere hisse ek b Rapa scene na ho.....................
 
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