Aapko ek takleef doon???

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sab jaante hain Lucknow wale kitne tehzeeb se bolte hain aur hum Jat apni lath - marr boli ke liye mashhoor hain.

ek baar Luckhnow se ek janaab Rohtak apne kisi mitr se milne ponhche. badi der tak uska ghar dhoondte rahe, magar nahin mila.

unhone socha chalo kisi se pooch leta hoon.

Surja unke paas se guzar raha tha to unhonne kaha -- Bhai sahab, aapko ek takleef doon???

Surja bolya--- De kai dekh?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Bharti ji - very nice & gentle
Takleef ky liye dhanybad.
Naeki uur puchh222222222
Surajy ny to Rohtak ki bat rakhdi- kamaal kardiya nahi to baechara paraysan hokar Lakhnau jata. hhhhhhhhhh
 
bharti bhabhiji, pehchaana humein.
chutakala tai badhiya thaa.
but i am sure jat nai or bahut kuchch kah daalya hoga ha ha ha
 
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good joke but not new one






bharti said:
sab jaante hain Lucknow wale kitne tehzeeb se bolte hain aur hum Jat apni lath - marr boli ke liye mashhoor hain.

ek baar Luckhnow se ek janaab Rohtak apne kisi mitr se milne ponhche. badi der tak uska ghar dhoondte rahe, magar nahin mila.

unhone socha chalo kisi se pooch leta hoon.

Surja unke paas se guzar raha tha to unhonne kaha -- Bhai sahab, aapko ek takleef doon???

Surja bolya--- De kai dekh?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahaahhahaa.................

bharti said:
Surja unke paas se guzar raha tha to unhonne kaha -- Bhai sahab, aapko ek takleef doon???

Surja bolya--- De kai dekh?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chaalaa paadd diyaa ree........mar gee katii......maja diwaa diyaa SURJEE nee tee......katii..........killkii.......pe.....killki.......:D:D:D:D

gd bhartiji.......kit khoo re soo aaj kall............:confused:
 
amitenggmalik said:
good joke but not new one
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rey amitey ,,,,, yaa teri G.K fer dikha liyey,,,,,, hahahaah,,,,,,, arey kyu raat kaali karey sey ????? haans le ney thoda sa ,,,,,,,,,,,:D :D :D ,,,,,,,

bharti ,,, nd joke se jama,,,,, hahaha jisaa a gaya
 
Wah Khub

downtoearth said:
rey amitey ,,,,, yaa teri G.K fer dikha liyey,,,,,, hahahaah,,,,,,, arey kyu raat kaali karey sey ????? haans le ney thoda sa ,,,,,,,,,,,:D :D :D ,,,,,,,

bharti ,,, nd joke se jama,,,,, hahaha jisaa a gaya
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Hahahaha bhai
Ya kahi bilkul jato wali, G.K. Tam Baniya bhamno ki liya chorh do, apni Jaat budhi kona lagao, Deemag te ni, sirf Lath se socho

Je madam ke Chutkule pe thode deede dikha dega:D te kona tere pe ko i afat a jegi Amit
 
ratheetheraist said:
chaalaa paadd diyaa ree........mar gee katii......maja diwaa diyaa SURJEE nee tee......katii..........killkii.......pe.....killki.......:D:D:D:D

gd bhartiji.......kit khoo re soo aaj kall............:confused:
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rathee bhai... vo jin tanee.. us chamarr ke chep diyaa.... usne kimme or kaam laave ne!!... bharti jise... ultimate khiladi khu ree seee.... toh ke lyave ga.. te apni team or majbut hojagii.. !!

rathee >> ree jin... tane ik takleef dyu..?
jin >> tu to saare desh ne de rhya se... takleef... mane or de le bhai :o
 
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